lazy_gremlin

Holy water can't help me anymore

[clown-guitar]

tiktok refugees i believe you are few but it is VITAL that you know on tumblr you can speak freely. kill. die. sex. fuck. you can say things here

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thatgarden]

[murallamuerta]

[caressthosecheekbones]

[bewarethecircles]

Neil Gaiman: "in season 2 the fan-favorite angel/demon couple will fall in love, overcome great adversity, and eventually defy heaven and hell to run off together to the stars :)"

Fans: "cool! I can't wait, does Aziraphale confess first or does Crowley?'

Neil, holding Gabriel and Beelzebub figures and making them kiss: "Does who do what now?"

[hellaleg]

sneak peek at good omens season 3

[berniesrevolution]

[zanmor]

these ones

[lavendermanna]

oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:

here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas

here are the ones who run the factories

and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work

[libertarian-therapist]

23,000 people are reblogging a hit list

[bogleech]

Good.

[thearomancer]

Git em

[lazygremlin98]

What in Tokyo Ghoul: Root A is this???

[crossroadswrite]

idk about you but i’m a sucker for the we just had sex and it’s the morning after and i woke up to an empty bed and how could i be so stupid of course you left me alone but wait you’re in my kitchen cooking me breakfast and i’m so relieved trope

[catchymemes]

[digitaldiscipline]

The internet has informed me, much to my disappointment, that young weasels are called "kittens" and not "weaslets."

[s-leary]

[meandthedevilsminion]

"They didn't follow the SOC storyline-" SHUT UP its literally a fanfic where Wesper had a one night stand, Kanej was a pining mess and Helnik despite having lesser screentime nailed the angst, I AM HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE BITCH I DONT CARE.

[elainiisms]

can't stop giggling they really nailed the wesperkaz dynamic

[sagevinyls]

love how kanej and helnik are practically DROWNING in the angst and wesper are just living their best rom-com life being cute and wholesome

[lap-wolf]

LET me on the bed i promise i wont lay on top of you and squish u under my big dog weight please ple please please let me up i promise i'll lay only on a fair amount of bed for me and not take up all the space :3 please pleas (lying)

[insomniac-arrest]

why do you live with the wolf from The Thing

[lazygremlin98]

This new MLB episode was so amazing, so great. I enjoyed it so much. This is my favorite episode and I will worship it forever. Like, look at this face

I would kill for Tikki

[bloodybellycomb]

"Why do you even care about some bullshit drama??"

You misunderstand me. I am simply a nosy bitch who is incapable of shutting the fuck up.