NOT ANOTHER SHIP MEME ;; SUPER LONG EDITION
who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation: Neither? Although I could see Tobias making some ind of wild animal friend to stay in his meadow with him and Rachel kind of side-eyeing it but letting it slide because she knows he misses Ax.
who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them: Rachel? She’s the one that looks like a supermodel and everyone says she needs a new hobby now that the war’s over :-p
who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy: Both probably? Tobias has to chase Rachel on reckless social justice warrior missions where she morphs elephants to stop animal testing or whatever, and Rachel doesn’t think it’s stupid but she spends a lot of time as a bird to keep them on even footing.
who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them: Ummm even though they’ve seen enough horrible stuff in real life I feel like Rachel lies to watch horror movies to remind people she’s not scared.
who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them: Tobias doesn’t really study and Rachel is always glad when he visits so let’s go with N/A
who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated: Tobias maybe? Since he has to morph human to call, otherwise it doesn’t work so well :-p
who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do: I actually could see them both doing it? Tobias is more sensitive but Rachel is more like rage-y and impulsive.
who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows: Tobias totally flies by Rachel’s late at night and sees her still up watching random things
who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky: Rachel???
who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car: Probably also Rachel to remind Tobias to smile and not have bitchy hawk face :-p
who has more fun decorating the house during holidays: Probably Tobias? Rachel is used to it but it’s more of a novelty for him.
who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other: Tobias??? It’s also easier for him to avoid Rachel than it is vice versa sooo
who plays with the others’ hair more: Tobias plays with Rachel’s hair if anything; she smooths his and makes him look nice but it’s not exactly playing.
who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored: I don’t think they ever have time to get bored together since TObias can still only stay human for 2 hours at a time :-p
who tries to kiss the other as often as they can: BOTH gotta take advantage of that limited time
who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up: Rachel saves her ‘shut ups’ for Marco and Tobias’s are directed at Jake so they good :-p
who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up: N/A OKAY RACHEL WOULD NOT WASTE HUMAN MORPH TIME ON THIS SHIT
who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one: Pffft who needs an umbrella when they can just morph into something that loves water instead
who demands showering first in the mornings: Rachel’s the only one that needs showers (how does that work tho like?? is Tobias smelly when he morphs? Does he ever shower???)
who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings: Rachel would if Tobias showered but like see above???? I’m v. confused now DID K.A. APPLEGATE EVER THINK THIS THROUGH???
who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games: Rachel would definitely say LET’S DO IT! to the rollercoasters but then they’d both realize they’re a poor imitation of flying
who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond: Rachel might text Tobias a ton throughout the day for him to get whenever he morphs/checks his phone
who always forgets to charge their phone overnight: IMMA GO WITH BIRD BOY ON THIS ONE
who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets: Rachelllll
who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can: Just like the kissing answer this is probably both, although Rachel might also spend a lot of his time as a human dragging him around the mall POOR TOBIAS
who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet: I DON’T KNOW THE SEX QUESTIONS ARE HARD MAKE THEM STOP??? RACHEL IDK???