#anlian

[anlian-aishang]

wait WHERE are the reader-chokes-levi fics??

[bluebellhairpin]

What if... you shipped your moots now...? 👀

K, I'm hoping I did this right, and I probably missed some people, so I'm sorry! Forgive me!

@quilledinkpen - Evie. My precious baby. My first mutual. My og. My ride or die. My hype source. You always got my back and I got yours. You wanna know who else got your back? Tanaka. Ain't no one else fits with you in my head like he does, and we rockin with it cause it's rockin with us.

@horseanon--simpforall - Rach, the sweet angel. I hate to put Zeke on anybody but damn you’re just so intent on being his so who am I to get in the way of your happiness. If you’re ever sick of him, though, ughm I’m pretty sure my homie Suagawara over here is more than happy to pick up the slack (yes rach’s anons, I see you).

@highlightmylifewithblue - Reem, Joy, beloved. You are the only person I’d trust with looking after Erwin in my house. Don’t take this lightly, but yes I am honoring you with my personal fave. Take care of him and he’ll take care of you ;)

@ackerpotato - All I’m thinking is Miche. Just like, over and over. I know he’s not for everyone, but umm I hope he’s for you? Man needs it you know? You’re nice and sweet, and you’d have no two thoughts about not reaching up and squishing his cheeks so please do that.

@therealvalkyrie - Um, me?? No, what do you mean that’s not allowed - So I’ve heard you like some Haikyuu boys and guhm, I’m gonna ignore that lol. Kirishima though? Yes? Big beefy man with a heart of gold? Will treat you right? Cuddles? Do I need to keep going on, cause I will -

@acekou - Some baby? Idk, you mentioned you liked Yoosung like once, and now that’s in my head and not going away so have fun with that. But be gentle, we know he can be hella shy, ‘kay?

@anlian-aishang - I just had to have a mutual whose still going for Levi and it’s you! You’re working at putting up Short King content on my dash and you’re doing it well. But like, I’m picturing the you I have in my head, and Levi, and I’m seeing a “someone will die - of happiness” couple and I think that’s wonderful.

@boston-bakedbeans - I’ve seen the chance to ship Kenny with a mutual and I AM TAKING IT. So take him. Maybe teach him some manners along the way, and he can teach you how to slit a perverts throat - it's a win/win.

@babieweeb - I was not gonna say Zeke just to piss you off, but you can have the version where he gets like, two hundred people killed cause he was practicing baseball. I genuinely tried to think of someone else, purely because (reasons) but I can’t think of anyone else anyways so.

@miatsubaki23 - Babe, you always help me out with stuff (and hype me up too) even if it’s not right up your alley, and, ugh, just like Oikawa? If you think you’d be happy with that then I am 100% offering it cause I see support, and I see you giving it to him, and it works.

hope y'all liked it! - Nemo

[therealvalkyrie]

wow i can't believe - given all the things I know about you - that I don't know this: What is your favorite color? LOL It's like the simplest of all questions but ??? What aesthetics do you like? And - And - And... have you thought at all about what kind of wedding dress you would like? If so, what features would it have/not have? (Not that you have to get married, but I know you love dresses!!!) P.S. You don't have to answer these at all! P.P.S I love you.

ANLIAN!!! I’m so glad you asked:D

my favorite color is blue:) i like really any shade, but in particular sky blues, turquoises, and the shades of a lake right before a storm. like, you know that almost gray dark blue? yeah.

as for my DREAM wedding dress, I have thought so much about this it’s ridiculous. there are just so many beautiful dresses in the world and i want all of them on my body at all times. i think it would really depend on like who i’m marrying, where the wedding is, the season, etc. 

okay. so imagine: brace yourself for some major canon divergence hahah

marrying levi outside in the spring, wearing this dress, with greenery braided in your hair and a bouquet of baby’s breath. it’s relatively small, just the vets, levi squad,\ and the 104th kids in attendance. Erwin officiates, Hange witnesses, and Levi sheds a subtle tear.

marrying erwin at the chapel in the winter, wearing this dress, with delicate sparkling jewelry and snow falling softly outside. He’s wearing his full dress uniform, practically all of the Survey Corps that can be spared is there, Historia officiates, Levi and Hange witness, and you spend your honeymoon in a remote cabin in the woods, snowed in with all the time in the world to yourselves.

okay, okay, but for marrying an irl person i would probably want a fall wedding at peak leaf season, wearing either this or this:)

GOD that was fun, thank you for the excuse to look at the kleinfeld website for an hour🤧i love you dearly and i hope you’re having a wonderful day of vacation!!

[ackerpotato]

*hellsite may or may not send this image correctly. it’s really a toss-up*

teehee!!! Thought of your lil hike from the other day ^^ LUV U

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IM BACK IM ALIVE just been dwelling in my feelings and my thoughts as u know hehe 

THANK U FOR THE WHOLESOME HECKIN MEME I LOVE SNAILS and this lil guy going camping is such a mood

love u sm as always my dearest friend 

[therealvalkyrie]

*literally praying that this sends correctly* fjdljfaklsa

Saw this and thought it SCREAMED valk energy 😂

I would h*ld h*nds with u any day 💕

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ANLIAN LET’S H*LD H*NDS AND MAYBE EVEN C*DDLE 🥺👉🏻👈🏻

[therealvalkyrie]

oooooo omg a chance to ask the QUEEN anything?? I AM RUNNING. okay you mentioned headcanons so ... if you had to, what would you say are the (perhaps irrational) phobias of snk characters? Obviously, you don't have to do everyone. Also, obvious: you don't have to do it at all fdsjklafjslaf. P.S. I mean this in a funny-stupid kinda way not necessarily dark and philosophical but YA KNOW I TRUST YOUR JUDGMENT

THE QUEEN??? OMG RUNNING TO PUT ON MY CROWN RN🏃🏼‍♀️👸🏼 Phew. i feel much better😌

now that i have the appropriate Hat, let’s get into it teeeheheee. I present to you:

Weird (Perhaps Irrational) Phobias and Fears of SNK Characters

Sasha is terrified of butterflies - weird if you consider she’s a Forest Girl who grew up surrounded by nature, but their legs creep her out. she didn’t used to have an issue with them until one landed on her when she was but a wee lass and took a good look up close. she doesn’t like how they tickle. conny is the only person she’s ever told; jean would be too mean about it:(

Erwin is afraid of losing his mental faculties as he gets older. maybe he saw some older relatives suffer from dementia or alzheimers and it really freaked him out - which is why every day he does the NYT crossword every day and reads nonfiction before bed to keep his mind sharp. also why he’s so driven in canon to defeat the titans and see the outside world when he’ll actually remember seeing it (i am in spain but the s is silent)

Ymir is afraid of childbirth, both experiencing it and witnessing other people experiencing it. good thing she’s a lesbian! when she first learned how babies are made she literally went “they come out of WHERE??” and it has not left her mind since. got 100x worse when she learned your vagina can tear. (me!!! literally as i am writing this, my vag is cringing eek)

Hange is afraid that somehow their experiments will come alive and kill them in their sleep. occasionally wakes up sweating in the dead of night thinking that bacteria (??) is crawling up the sheets to infect them. makes levi disinfect every inch of their room after one of these nightmares (which is he is HAPPY TO DO because he believes they live in filth)

WOW that was fun and fresh thank you for asking anlian my love!!! i hope these are coherent?? i’m not bothering to spell check:)

come ask me a question for honesty hour!

[ackerpotato]

Remember when like -

- this was the snk fandom??? 

*shakes gramma fist* these young'ins will never understaND

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Now is just...sneaking happiness into the movie theatre everytime a new chapter comes out?

[ackermans-freedom-inc]

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HENLO FRIEND!!! I had to wait till I got on. my laptop for this 

HERE U GO!!! ILY