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Anna: "Insight to see if he was bluffing!"
Eli (DM): "Uh…"
Anna: "That's nat one."
Eli (DM): "He's--"
Anna: "Never mind."
Eli (DM): "He's definitely bluffing, it's definitely in his ass, Anna, it's 100. […] Bridgette is never more sure of anything than it's in his ass."
Anna/Bridgette: "I'm going to manifest the door to look like a giant--the fire's gonna turn into the shape of a giant middle finger."
Guard NPC: "Oh real classy, real classy, whoever did that. All right, you come in here, you lie to me in my place of business, now you make rude, that's fine, that's fine."
Snedrick: "He's got three fours, y'all, he's got three fours."
Guard NPC: "Oh, and this guy's ruining the game!" […] "I wish we didn't work for such a classy gang, I'll tell ya. We would've given you a real…swirly."
Eli: "And in 'Risk..ing damnation' news … Someone made a christian version of the Ouija board and you know what that means:"
(jingle by Anna Bosnick: "What are the guys talking about? It's the newest, the greatest, Christian freakout!")
"Yes, The Holy Spirit Board, which sells on Amazon for $29.95, is advertised as a way to “communicate directly with Jesus Christ” and comes with a cross shape planchette is very clearly a joke which one would know if they watched the video on the listing where a man dressed as jesus says “The power of Christ compels you to get yours today!” and LICKS THE BOARD but catholics have never found a joke or a child molester they can’t miss so they lost their minds about it."
Sarah Flare, Black Dragon leader: "What's your name, by the way? None of you have introduced yourselves, which is weird, if you think about it, because you're like here, and one of you demanded beverages. but no names." Bridgette: Yeah…" Dave: "I'm Dave. The espresso guy."
Bridgette: "I'm gonna look over at Snedrick since he seems to have his wits about him as well, even while he's stoned and be like, guess…just tell her the truth? Right? No? What's going on?" Snedrick: "I'm gonna give Bridgette a look that says that's never worked well for me before."
Bridgette: "Guys? Shut the fuck up when we do this, 'kay? Sounds good? All right." Dave: "I feel like that was directed at me."
Anna: "Do you know how much damage a crossbow does compared to my fucking elbow?"
Anna/Bridgette: "I elbow him again." [...] Eli (DM): "Just so you know, if you keep unarmed attacking Dave the dragon, and I actually let you do damage, you will kill Dave the dragon." Anna/Bridgette: "I am okay with the consequences."
