Apr 26, 2023
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Eli (DM): "I would also give you a long rest here, except you didn't do anything that requires it, so…"
D&D Minus bingo!
Dave: "I do my poison spray on the turkey leg so nobody can have it."
Carl spotted at HomeGoods.
Anna: "Insight to see if he was bluffing!"
Eli (DM): "Uh…"
Anna: "That's nat one."
Eli (DM): "He's--"
Anna: "Never mind."
Eli (DM): "He's definitely bluffing, it's definitely in his ass, Anna, it's 100. […] Bridgette is never more sure of anything than it's in his ass."
Guard NPC: "It's not in his ass, we checked, like a couple of times, it's not in his ass."
Heath/Dave: "Can I roll a perception check to know it's in his ass?"
Floon Poff NPC: "The good news is, friends, I have managed to secrete the item somewhere where these dregs of society have been unable to locate it."
Bridgette: "Did you stick it up your butt?"
Dave: "Yes, you're talking about ass."
Floon Poff NPC: "NO, it's not up my ass!"