And now, a game I like to call... How is this news!?
Ok so I was scrolling through the news tab of search results for Minecraft, when I found this:
I was like... Ok? What happened? So the title is doing its job I guess. So anyway we get to here...
Oh god she's an e-thot isn't she
Ok so moving along, did she fall in lava? That would be odd to write a news article about but if she had like really good items that she took months to get I suppose it would be understandable
Ok, night vision is a weird one to end it on, don't you think? That is the least interesting one out of all of those, seeing as night vision is the only one you can get without using cheats.
Ok first of all get pewdiepiss off my fucking screen I don't want to see that asshole but FUCKING ALSO! THATS IT!? She fucked up with the /clear command? Everyone's fucked up with the /clear command, that's like making a news article about a child trying broccoli.
Ok you know what else is considered cheating the system? Using cheats you fucking idiots! It's in the damn name!
Ok, you can't just use the quote "one slip-up with these commands can mean disaster, as they are not reversible," AND THEN HAVE THE COMMAND BE REVERSED! Jackasses!
This was a terrible news article about a stupid subject, and I hate whoever wrote it. 1/10.