#annoyingchild

[ellerieandsergeant]

I bought this shirt just to annoy my mom with it #ilovemymom #annoyingchild #secondborn #secondbornchild https://www.instagram.com/p/CdnRM5nOWcz/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[michaeltheartistwallace]

Child... Where are your parents?!?!?!? FOLLOW, LIKE, SHARE TikTok:@Michaeltheartistw #TikTok #TikTokers #Annoyed #Annoyingchild #LonelyKid #TroubledChild #Kids (at The Ghetto!) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-FbP4shWjx/?igshid=gr9eh4tkpteb

[fourlazyguys]

Hi Han. Not high Han, this time. #andHan #thisguy #bestfriend #annoyingchild #loyalAF

[annoyingchild-blog]

ANNOYINGCHILD blasts wolfgang gartner at 1AM on weeknight

Wolfgang's 5th symphony.

Yes.

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ANNOYING CHILD kicks glass mug down the stairs!

SO my sister came home, like I said, and she had stuff ALL OVER THE 2nd floor hallway. I was standing at the top of the stairs, looking at all the mess she had made. I proceed to kick a wad of brown paper - only to realize that when it was FLOATING IN MID AIR - it was something GLASS. My sister SCREAMS 'OH MY GOD' as it bashes into the wall, flies over the stairs, and crashes into another wall. As it is sitting on the floor, condition unknown, my sister shoves me and I run down the stairs, laughing hysterically. She looks at me and says, "It's my fucken mug - you know its glass right?! Oh my god open it! is it broken?! FUCK YOU!"

While laughing like a maniac, I slowly unwrap the "brown wad of paper" and produce an unharmed, Starbucks "California" Mug. #BI-WINNING.

I told my dad I kicked a mug down the stairs and he said, in a very pissed off tone [In Chinese]: "What is your problem? I don't know what is wrong with you." He had a father spaz.

So...win because a) I kicked a glass mug down the stairs, and b) it was unharmed, and c) I annoyed TWO people! YAY!

[annoyingchild-blog]

ANNOYING CHILD SHOOTS FATHER WITH BB GUN.

Twice :) and he's got the battlescars to PROVE IT.

[annoyingchild-blog]

ANNOYING CHILD GETS OWNED. by a fucking dog.

So basiclaly, game plan was to wake up at 930 and go to mcdonalds to buy a coffee then go to the library and powerstudy. YEEEUH not gonna happen when my mom wakes me up before my alarm. because my little damnation devil spwan dog decided to pee everywhere at god knows what ungodly hour. STUPID LITTLE POOPER. So she was spazzing and yelling at me to wake up to wipe up the piss and im like, NO I WILL NOT WAKE UP TO WIPE UP THE PEE! and shes like DOO IT!!! and im liek NO IM SLEEPING IN NOW!! (you can see how annoying i can get) and shes sitting there trying to eat breakfast but shes like THE PEE IS SO STRONG I CAN SMELL IT!! WIPE IT UP! and im like MOANING and kicking the couch and being SO annoyed. So she finally gave up and said, in a very nice tone of voice, “Okay. Just remember to wipe it up later. Okay?”

and im like Har har har “mmkay” then ptfo.

so i got owned but i still managed to be HELLA annoying to my mom. :)

i love everyone though. i do it cos i love them. all lauff no hate

[annoyingchild-blog]

I HEAR STRANGE NOISES UPSTAIRS!!

So I am lying on the couch watching TheChengman on Youtube and I hear weird noises upstairs. There are only 3 possibilites: 1) The strange being the inhabits upstairs (aka a fucking ghost) 2) …wind 3) my mother snoring.

If you guessed possibility 3; YOU ARE CORRECT! No you don’t win a prize. Sorry bro.

Yes i am just watching youtube and then I hear those noises and it sounds hella creepy and I’m like OH BAHAHA ITS JUST MY MOM SNORING LIKE A MAN TROLL.

ITs either that or shes making friends with the creepies upstairs. WHich I hope she is not. Cos that is very scary.

If i had a handycam, voice clip would be RIGHT HERE. but I dont :(

And since mother has to go to work tomorrow, I will limit my annoyingness. Because it is 5AM and I don't want to be in her room laughing at her. She will kill me.