#anole

[bowelfly]

Brother Alonzo you rascal get DOWN from there

(commission)

[herpsandbirds]

Ecuadoran Horned Anole or Pinocchio Anole (Anolis proboscis), family Dactyloidae, Ecuador

ENDANGERED.

photograph by R. Jaffrey

[alexandritte80]

Have you ever stopped to think what it would be like if the X-Men (especially those with animalistic mutations) acted more like animals?

Like, I can picture it perfectly:

Wolverine

"Logan Howlett!" she shouted, making the whole mansion shake. "Did you pee on the bedroom door?!" "It's my territory, darling. Of course I did," he said without even looking at her. "You're disgusting!" "Be glad it wasn't on your panties."

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SaberTooth

Or Victor Creed casually giving her a tongue bath.

"Oh, Vic!!!" she moaned, feeling his tongue licking every inch of her vulva, the rough texture providing such delicious stimulation it made her see stars. Then she felt his tongue moving up her belly with big, wet licks. "Ah, Vic?" "Hush now, my love… It's bath time," he said, and she was certain he was purring. She didn't answer, letting her boyfriend lick every bit of her body—though not in an erotic way, unfortunately. She woke up the next morning with the strangest hairstyle she’d ever worn, and her boyfriend purring as he lay on top of her.

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Beast

Or Hank McCoy getting frustrated with the game on TV, crossing his arms and pouting.

That was fine, but then his team scored.

Hank jumped up, tore his shirt open, slapped his chest a dozen times, and let out a gorilla roar loud enough to shake the house. And then he sat back down, as if nothing had happened.

"Sorry, princess, I got carried away," he said, picking up the scraps of his shirt from the floor with his feet.

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Anole

Or just imagine finding dead skin all over the Victor Borkowski's house when you wake up.

"Vic?" "I think you have a snake problem…" and there he was, under a warm red lamp, pulling a whitish, scaly skin off his leg with his teeth. "Never mind…" "It's molting season!" he replied, as if it were the most normal thing in the world. Then he used his tongue to tear the skin off his girlfriend's hand, chew it, and swallow it. "What? It's protein!"

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Shark Girl

It all started on an ordinary morning. Lara was swimming at the beach in front of the house, while her wife was cutting up some fresh fish to cook for lunch.

She was focused on cleaning the fish when she felt something wet and cold—sharp, like a snout—grab her hip hard and shove itself between her legs. It didn't take long to realize it was a shark's head.

"What are you doing?" she asked, turning around to see her wife shifting back into human form. "I smelled blood. I thought you’d gotten hurt before… well, your period came early," Lara explained, leaning against the counter next to her wife before swiping a fish for herself. "You smell delicious, by the way… It whetted my appetite." Her eyes turned black, and her sharp teeth flashed for a second. "Behave yourself; last time, I needed stitches!" she replied, heading to the bathroom to confirm her panties were indeed stained with blood. "It was just a little nip! Out of love!"

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Wolfsbane

Lupina was resting her head on her beloved's thighs. Her girlfriend was petting her hair, and Lupita was drifting off to sleep when she heard it: the animated wolf on TV howling.

Lupita sat up, dropped to the floor, and let out a loud, clear howl. The animated wolf on TV did it again, and so did she.

"So… do you want a bone to chew on, too?" her girlfriend teased, and Lupita let out a soft whimper. "Come here, then!" she called out, opening her arms for Lupita to throw herself into them—attacking her girlfriend's face with kisses and… a few licks.

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Nightcrawler

And finally, Kurt.

They were watching some random movie when she tried to steal a piece of popcorn from him. That was when she felt his tail slap her hand. She didn't give up and tried again, but this time Kurt let out a long hiss, baring his sharp, white, cat-like teeth.

"Did you just hiss at me?!" she asked, incredulous. " YOU SAID YOU WEREN'T GOING TO EAT POPCORN!!!" he defended himself, acting as if he were in the right. True, she had said she didn't want popcorn, but Kurt had made a huge batch; surely she hadn't thought he’d eat it all. "You hiss at me!" she said, sounding offended. "I'm sorry, Liebe… It's just that you said you weren't going to eat popcorn!" he said, taking her hand and planting a trail of kisses up to her neck and face. "Will you forgive me, Liebe?" "Can I have some popcorn?" "You said you didn't want any, so… No."

(I know Kurt is half-demon and doesn't have animal-like powers, BUT… LOOK AT HIM! HE'S A TOTAL KITTEN!)

[waitingforthet]

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[amnhnyc]

“New Year, new me!” It’s time to shed the old year and welcome the new one. Meet the green anole (Anolis carolinensis), a small lizard found throughout much of the southeastern United States. Did you know? As an anole grows, it sheds its old skin. This process, called ecdysis, helps the lizard get rid of damaged or infected skin and allows for new healthy skin to replace it. In fact, most reptiles (including turtles and snakes) shed their skin as they grow.

Photo: Outdoor Alabama, CC BY-NC-ND 2.0, flickr

[itsalbir]

[Meet Krakoa's 2026 World Cup Team]

Starting out with our goalkeeper, Anole! Is everybody proud? He sure is!

[Happy Pride]

[crowpunkco]

[ID in alt]

“end lizard racism” has been haunting me for like two months since a conversation with @lovecatsys about julian/josh’s bro breakup

[ID in alt]

[apsciencebylyn]

Anole Sex

Jerry, you put 'anal sex' here; these are lizards--green anoles--having sex; they're not having anal sex

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Yes, they have a cloaca & you might say all lizard sex is anal sex, but that's not the point, Jerry

If we had two crocodiles having sex, you'd call that anole sex as well?

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Idiot