#anonymous gift

[ofsirenseasandlostmelodies]

XXX item delivered

Its a dildo. A big weird inhuman cock of strange material and even stranger colors.

She looks at it for a moment, trying to figure out what it is. Holding it up and twisting it around, this way and that.

“The material doesn’t feel edible.” She murmurs, squeezing it. She thinks of bringing it to the captain…but decides to bring it to Markus instead. Of all the things that might have washed ashore his island, or that he’d seen throughout his life before being stranded, he might know and be willing to explain.

The captain and the others may mock her for her ignorance.

[angelwings-crossbowstrings]

I got this in the mail with no return address. No one who has my address has come forward to say they got it for me. It’s such a simple thing but it made my heart so happy.

Thank you, wonderful human. This means more than you could possibly ever know. 💙

[i-am-the-quintessential-queer]

Whoever did this thank you so much oh my god, this is so wonderful 🥹🖤

[aestheticallycatholic]

Some fuckin saint of a person anonymously gifted me the Blu-Ray/CD combo of Paris and I'm so excited 😭😭😭😭😭

[the-institute-gifts]

To: Violet Ansley- @violetxansley

Enjoy.

[littleredtoyota-blog]

I sometimes recieve anonymous gifts in the mail. Usually rocks and stuff like that, but two days ago, I got a book from someone. It was an anonymous package, so I don't know who sent it, but it was a signed book by Christopher Awdry. My daughter is dying to get her hands on it... but I am a bit torn. It is a signed book... by a well-known author, and will probably be a valuable collectors item... but at the same time, why should it collect dust in my bookshelf? I am sure Awdry would prefer it to bring joy to a toddler instead of being a collectors item.. I’ll translate it to norwegian and read it for her. She has already fallen in love with some of the engines, especially Frank. XD

Thank you anon! You’ve made two year old very happy! 

[the-institute-gifts]

To: Jason Shaw- @professor-shaw

Your ex says hello.

[falesiastuff]

Happy Holidays! I know this year has been hard, but I'm sending you all the positive vibes I can with this adorable Rainbow Crab! I hope its vibrant colours help brighten this special day, and remind you that you're loved and cherished in the community. No matter what you write, draw, say, or do, you're not alone. You're so talented, so strong, and I'm wishing you all the best in the New Year! 💜💚💜

I'm going to cry 😭😭😭😭😭

Thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart ❤️🥹. I wish you all the joy, love, friendship, and affection that this world can donate to you, and I want it to be a lot!!!