#another for you

[shitpeoplesayinsplatoon]

[sfpapyrus]

@mweshmallow

Happy Valenmeme Day.

[mischiefandmystics]

💭

“At firss Mi tink tuh mek fun ov Os fah kyarin’ suh much an’ feelin’ as ‘e do ‘bout dat Seekah chick, but den Mi tink ov Pav, an’ Ah guess Mi undastan. Despite wastin’ mi time by ‘avin’ mi track down di ones huu mek di  sedative used tuh snatch di object ov ‘is affection, Ah kyan see why di two ov dem like one anotha an’ Mi ‘ope shi mek ‘im ‘appeh, at leass fah a lil wile. Weneva it all fall apart tho, Ah be sure tuh mek ‘im a real nice dish tuh lift ‘is spirits. Heh.”

[incenex-blog]

Oh you, mennergoat.

(Having discussed my boyfriend's tendency to flirt with any girl he thinks is attractive, we come to this conclusion)

Me: I've never so much as looked at another guy since we've been together.

(We talk further on this)

Me: So I can look at other guys?

Boyfriend: Yeah, just don't touch.

Me: And I can talk to other guys?

Boyfriend: Yeah.

Me: And I can hug other guys?

Boyfriend: .. Yeah.

Me: And I can kiss them on the cheek?

Boyfriend: ...

(We return to watching James Bond quietly on in the background. At this point, Daniel Craig is tied naked to a chair. I decide to test how much it would bother my boyfriend to know I'm looking)

Me: Is he tied naked to a chair?

Boyfriend: Yeah, apparently.

Me: Shame they don't change the camera angle.

Boyfriend: (suddenly) He's really small.

Me: What?

Boyfriend: He's small.

Me: How do you know?

Boyfriend: Well.. Because.. He's a good-looking guy and he can't have everything right with him.

Me: (Smiling subtly) But you're a good-looking guy..

Boyfriend: I'm not and that's different.