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[moonleyspace]

(LackaOC) Meet Marley!

Finally (hopefully) finished up my Lackaoc's design, so heres a small sheet for now! I'll make a much more fleshed out reference sheet at some point :]]

his name is marley cooper btw

[p4ladinc3lls]

I made john in pony town >,>

[glitchwitchenby]

A breakfast spell to gain power over your enemy

Ingredients:

6 vegan sausages (or meat option, idk)

4 slices of bread

Plenty of low-fat spread (or butter, I guess)

Sage, for flavour (very important)

Method:

Put the sausages on a baking tray in a cold oven, then turn the oven on to 200 (390F).

35 minutes later, toast and butter all four slices of bread. Sprinkle a little sage on slices one and three. It doesn't take much.

Carefully, with considered intent, slice the sausages lengthwise using a sharp knife while uttering the name of your most hated enemy. My most hated enemy right now is cancer*, because sod cancer. Visualise the knife emasculating your foe.

Assemble two sandwiches, three sausages on each. Place three sausages on top of each of the saged slices of bread.

Symbolically devour your enemy, by devouring your sandwich.

Give the other sandwich to your partner/best friend/local homeless person.

Maybe don't tell them about your enemy. Or do. I'm not your parent, I'm not gonna tell you what to do.

*Addendum based on kind anonymous person's contribution: Intent is everything. Invoking cancer every time you make breakfast, without specific intent, probably isn't a good idea.

[mudana]

Another , mei misaki

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[davejadekat]

by @megasuperhappyfuntimestuff ​

[hijab-proudness]

[bugs-in-the-rug]

Chapter 1

welcome to urth

A small alien in a god awful disguise was walking to her new skool, she was green, wearing a dark purple and pink wig, she had long gloves covering her claw-like fingers, and jean shorts, and goes by the name lex.

She sighs “this skool, it seems stupid…” her grip tightened on her bag from anxiety as she walked to her class, the teacher didn't even notice her existence, but a strange pointy-haired human did, he had a creepy smile, his neck cocked to the side at the sight of a green new kid

“Ummm new kid- Get in front of the class and introduce yourself or something I don't get paid enough for this…” the teacher croaked

“uhmm ok-” she awkwardly walked in front of the class

“My name is lex, just pay little or no attention to me, just a normal hyooman” the pointy haired human didn't seem to believe a word she had said, he laughed to himself

“are you all stupid? That- thing is obviously an alien!” his deranged smile grew a bit

“Sit down Dib! Disturbance of the class…” Dib sat down yet kept his smile, Lex was scared especially since her new seat is next to his

“....Hi-” Lex seemed afraid of this human

Dib cocked his head to the side, seeming to study Lex in a way in a unnerving way lex scooted away from him

“Skool Huh?...how long does this last?” *she asked the underpaid teacher*

“7 hours a day.” *they let out a small sigh*

“Haha- that’s funny- actually though how long does this last-“

*the teacher looked at her with a blank expression, she realized they weren’t kidding*

“....” *she sits back down in her seat with a calm expression*

“7 hours?!” *she yelled*

-End of chapter one-

[dafadolly]

My baby Kaya 

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