#another random quote

[bullshit-poetry]

When your sad, sing and dance

When your happy just Smile.

[arthira]

We are all the products of our environment.

Aunt Noorjan. 24-02-2018

[delicatetimemachinestranger]

"She's allowed to be fat, she's old!"

-Me @ my little sister when asked why our oldest dog is fat

[insincereapology]

I understand your attempts at humor. I simply do not find them entertaining.

Bladewolf, after Raiden tries to make a joke.

[eldritchandabominablethings]

"There was something I had realized early into my last week as a human being when they came for me and which was that ascension, in whatever form, will come to those whom it comes for. There is no way around this fact. It will not matter what you are, for when ascension comes to you, you will ascend. Whether it be from own doing or from an outside force, it does not matter. You will be ascended regardless of whether you wanted to or not. And once you are ascended, there is no going back. It was this realization in which had further eased myself beforehand and it was very thing which finalized my acceptance of what was happening. And from that acceptance it had finally allowed me to be my true self. When they had finally arrived to me, it with one last wish as a human being which I had amended my humanity and casted it aside before I went with them. Thus once I was ascended, the last of the shackles of that shadow was removed and my true self was finally free." -- The Meta

[bannerandthem]

Oh..I thought..?If you're happy when I'm not here then..

Soul

[chromatographic]

Just shut up. I mean, shut... up. Shut up! You aren't the masters of anything! You're lice, for crying out loud. You're fleas. You couldn't go mano a mano with a maggot and hope to win. And that's sad, because a maggot has no manos.

Marco insulting the Helmacrons, #24, The Suspicion

[clintsbirdie]

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.

Mark Twain