A Cat, a Fox, and a Bee walk into a Bakery 33
âVixy?  Queenie?  What areâŚâ Chat paused, staring at his teammates, who were sitting on a rooftop and cheering Akuma-Marinette on.
âHey Chat.â Vixen glanced over, and grinned at the red and black-spotted figure with him. Â âHey Nino, you look good.â
âItâs Scarabee right now,â He replied, glancing nervously at where Akuma-Marinette had tied up six civilian males and was hanging them upside down from a lamp post. Â She appeared to be talking, the tip of her spear slowly moving back and forth a foot or so in front of their faces as she circled them.
Oddly, she had two large ravens sitting on her shoulder, which were eyeing the men hungrily.
âSheâs calling herself Valkyrie, so Iâm thinking a Norse theme.  She used a couple bolts from the spear to turn two pigeons into the ravens, which sheâs calling Huginn and Muninn.  Which, those are supposed to be Odinâs thing, not a valkyrieâs, butâŚâ Vixen trailed off with a shrug.
âBut Hawkmoth doesnât really know his mythology that well,â Chat finished. Â âWhich we learned from The Pharaoh.â He sighed. Â âAnd just great, more birds.â
âIt also means that we should probably expect basically anything Norse-themed to be thrown our way,â Vixen added. Â âAnd I for one donât want to be fighting The Midgard Serpent or a giant wolf or three tonight.â
âTikki said before Nino transformed that the akuma is in her spear, so at least we know that.  So, why, umâŚâ Chat gestured at the six civilians being menaced by Valkyrie.
âRecognize them? Â You should, theyâre the ones that were harassing us on that one date,â Queen Bee growled.
Chat started, taking a closer look. Â Yeah, that was them.
â⌠We think that they attacked Marinette and thatâs what got her akumatized,â Vixen added solemnly.  âAt least from what Valkyrie said earlier.â
âSo, weâre not exactly in a hurry to help,â Queen Bee finished. Â âSheâs mostly just lecturing them anyways.â
âUm, guys?â Scarabee squeaked, gesturing at Valkyrie, who had just pointed her spear at something and shot a beam at it.
Chat guessed that maybe it had been a rat originally, but the rapidly growing creature quickly shed fur and limbs, turning long and sleek and scaled.
The giant snake reared up, dwarfing even the ancient Titanoboa as it loomed, scales dark under the street lamps as it flickered its tongue in and out, easily twenty-five meters long, if not more.
âJormungandr, show them what happens to those who prey on the defenseless!â Valkyrie ordered.
âOkay, Vixen, you are no longer allowed to potentially give her ideas!â Chat gasped, gripping his staff as the giant serpent opened its maw and hissed, revealing rows of long, needle-sharp teeth, the front fangs dripping pale venom. Â âQueenie, distract Valkyrie! Â Vixen, see if you can confuse the snake! Â Scarabee, stay here. Â Iâm going to try to get that spear.â
His teammates nodded, Vixen pulling out her flute as Queen Bee spread her wings, taking off and shooting straight at Valkyrie, orange smoke trailing after her as Vixen began to play.
Chat swallowed hard, gave Scarabeeâs shoulder a reassuring squeeze, then bounded off after Valkyrie, who had just taken off chasing Queen Bee.
âPlease, Marinette. Â Please be okay in there. Â Weâre coming to help you.â