steph: you look tired.
hos: thanks its the trauma
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steph: you look tired.
hos: thanks its the trauma
J, worried: Steph, Hos won’t come out of his room
Steph: Just tell him I said something
J: Like what?
Steph: Anything factually incorrect
Hos, busting in through the window: I’m SORRY, did you say the SUN waS A PLANET??
Could I have as much j fluff as possible in these trying times please
He’s an overthinker. When he asked is Joey wanted to move in with him he started rambling and got very nervous and Joey just took his hands, kissed his forehead and said he would love to move in with him.
He and Joey are QPP (queer platonic pals) and J always goes to Joey when he’s overthinking or getting nervous about going out with someone (usually steph hueheuhe) and Joey will always take his hands and pepper him in kisses. J will instantly start blushing and will turn into a giggling mess and he’s smiling for the rest of the day/night.
He likes taking someone by the hands and standing up, then dancing around the room with them as a bouncy 1900s song plays in the back.
He loves stealing Steph or Joey’s hoodies and shirts since they’re so big and comfy. He has also on a few occasions stolen Hos’ shirts after staying at his place overnight.
One time Anna caught him playing guitar in the middle of the night at her house playing La Llorona. He is, surprisingly, a lot better at singing than she initially thought.
Anytime he shares a bed with someone he’ll get as close to them as possible. If he knows them well enough (i.e the tethered, Joey, Shawn or Ash) he’ll cuddle into them and wrap his limbs around them because cuddles.
One time he fell asleep using Charlie (his dog) as a pillow. Not as fluffy but I thought it was cute.
Shawn visits him at the shelter he works at pretty often and they get along swell. Naomi and Ash also visit him a lot, and they started volunteering there to talk to him more as well as take care of the animals. He always walks away from their conversations grinning and probably giggling.
Steph: FSFCHHHCJGNBMBMFG
J: Dude, calm down
Steph: oKAYOKokokhhfhf i'm CALM we're GOOD
Steph: Shut up and say hi
[ Tethered Asks are Open!! ]
ANP SANDERS SIDES AU STEPH IS REMUS PURELY BECAUSE OF HOW STUPID HE IS
What do hos and Steph do to have fun together?
well y’know when Steph isn’t running rampant and trying to jump out of moving cars every second
Beach days!! These mainly consist of Steph throwing Hos into the car, driving to the beach and just collecting stuff at 3 in the morning and not leaving until 12
Hos usually has one of those big flowy sunflower hats. He collects shells and yoinks crabs from outta the sand then he’ll look over and Steph will be running at him with twelve seagulls flying angrily after him
Their favourite past time is seeing how fast they can get banned from McDonalds
Sometimes they’ll take care of Teddy together because Steph is on the verge of a breakdown but whenever he goes to leave Teddy screams louder
Hos makes them both hot chocolate and cookies, sits on the couch and sings to them
Karaoke nights are always a guarantee whenever they go out
They read homestuck together once. They read it all in one go and boy was that a train wreck
And yes I am implying they got minimum sleep and probably didn’t eat or drink while they were reading it was a very intense moment in time
what does tethered teddy look like??
hi this is late but here. and just to make a few things clear:
Teddy looks so different to Ted because Steph never met (tethered) Stephen’s wife. There is no direct tethered counterpart to Ted, Teddy is technically someone else
Steph found Teddy because he, unbeknownst to everyone else, actually goes back to the tunnels every week to see Bea. He found Teddy when she was seven- cold, crying and abandoned and took her in
Teddy chose her name without ever knowing about Ted. Anna bought her a Teddy bear and that’s why she chose that name and yes I am implying Steph didn’t name her because he wanted her to chose her own name
Bonus: they just called her ‘Kid’ or 'Puppy’ until she chose her name
Steph spends so much time out in the sun that he now has freckles