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Fucker :point:

this is what's goin on right

scissors featured (left to right) are creatd by raven, me, a faust on discord, and loki

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idea by loki from a discord huhu

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Could you tell us about ur handaconda?

(sorry for the muddy image in advance)

My Handaconda's is called Claw and is Sergio's number one understudy, among other things.

lets see.. what counts as fun facts....

claw and lup (my stapler) are besties.

based off of an eel! can stun people. and grab em.

lives in the shadows. when mario meets claw, claw pulls mario into the shadows and they fight in there. claw can slither out of the shadows if they so wished, but- there is just so much Body which means you have so much mass and that makes slithering is so SLOW. so they prefer travelling via dark.

an extremely distorted shadow of what once was & a very cryptic embodiment of buried memories.

mouth is angular. never curves. so they're always just :< and :> and the like.

very curious about Sergio, especially since they're sort of... melded? connected? something like that. unlike the other soldiers, claw has always been a figment of something in Sergio's mind and just so happens to become reality. their whole world revolves around him as his creation.

body patterns can glow!!

i dont know if you can see it very clearly, but claw has many hands on their body. one pair around the neck, one around the ribs, and one on the hip. those can MOVE. they can extend those ,, i guess imagine doctor octopus but less robotic and very much connected in the body. so all in all they have eight arms!

their main two arms are very floppy. like wacky wavy inflatable tube people but they can control it. literal noodle arms on a danger noodle.

uses Blue (the big blue eye at the end of their hair) to look around, cannot see through their face as it was purposefully ripped. not to worry though, Sergio still has that ripped piece somewhere on him. claw also uses Orange (the eyes on the back of their head) to see who's behind him. the other green eyes are optional.

Blue can also move around! it's always in an upward stance like the picture above.

the... what are those things. i guess antennaes? you know those long one piece strands? those are used as sensors for surrounding as well as hearing (as it's their ear. or part of it). think of whiskers, but really long.

has a big ol hand at the end of their huge tail. its huge! and claw often buries themselves in their tail. so. just picture the game handaconda but with the image of claw upside down, don't worry though. they're comfortable.

claw and sergio knew each other for a loong time. sergio just hasn't come to terms with it yet.

speaking of their bond, its very strange! sergio acts like he don't care and looks the part, but nah, he is there for claw. he's intrigued and fearful of claw's spitting image. but he isn't running away from it. he would love to bring claw for the long haul unless claw wants to leave his side. except that might never happen as claw feels so much sympathy for sergio.

did you know? claw is normally looking after tivonne. they push his wheelchair wherever it needs to go despite it having an automatic function for it to move.. and wheels. but sergio insists on having at least someone there that tivonne can trust as backup and protection while tivonne kicks ass.

oh my god lads you have no idea how many times i brainrotted over claw third wheeling tivonne and sergio. its so sad and hilarious but so cute. they are very supportive.

that yellow line on their body can open up!! it normally shows a lot of hands and eyes and tentacles and generally just body horror stuff. the only person who has the same messed up alive insides is Erebus, but with more horrifying implications, who has eyes and mouths n stuff. people ponder over what helps these two stand..

can see the in the dark! obviously.

really really excited to play any sort of hand games!! or physical games! they love talking to others and learning more about the world around them. they want to adventure across the lands and go on journeys.. they have a very optimistic and curious view on the world.

has very broken grammar. they say stuff like "very nice. me like that too" and "you play game with me? want? yes!" ...hm... imagine razor from genshin impact.

huehue

i like claw a lot

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oh god thoes poor people they had no idea of ollys true intentions, I... think I might cry again

they definitely apologised to the craftsman about.. well i cant even count how many times. and the craftsman the same.

eheh sorry about the tears. i fear that might be a common thing to happen when i talk about the pexions fff

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Number 37

My Tape is named Tivonne De'Rossi Malavita and he is the former and late Don of one of the top 3 strongest families out there.

Let' see what fun facts I can bring to the table...

born in the west side of Rogueport. he has several affiliations there and trustworthy connections that helps him post-game (the timeline where he survives). he is famously known as "The Shifty Sticker" over there and folks who has the chance to talk to him call him De'Rossi.

the third eldest of the pexions. he is also lovingly named "VonVon" as a play on BonBon, a small French chocolate. guess who came up with it haha

he is paraplegic, meaning he has an inability to voluntarily move his lower body. however, he has as a very unsafe and hazardously dangerous device that can force him onto his feet with the dash of magic on it, very few people get to see him whip out his "doity tricks" and one of those people is mario.

his stage face is drastically different from his casual face (one being angry and pissed off at everything all the time and sasses anybody and everybody he meets, and one that includes him being calm and jokative.). however, his stage face did used to be how he acted way back when he was in his teens and early to mid 20s.

has the biggest sugar tooth out of the pexions. if you ever ask the rest of the pexions "hey, what does tivonne usually eat at the table?" they'd all reply with some sort of sweet. different answer each time too.

he is always warm. if you're able to roll up his sleeves and his sleeves under that and his gloves under those sleeves, his arm is warm. he likes the cold a lot and hates the heat, so he enjoys being in his little tower. he can smell the salty air and feel the breeze as he goes up and down in his little dumb elevator.

when he meets mario, he actually has a more pimped out wheelchair with gear that aids him in the fight. but i just suck at drawing so that very posh, fancy, and kinda big n comfy wheelchair in my mind might never see the light of day

he was once a popular athlete and almost always won or won second or third place in tournaments against other schools. people grieve over the loss of the peppy child.

ftm 💜 but don't tell his aunt that. well it's not like you can anyway but y'know.

after he ended another chapter of his life, the craftsman (whom of which his family dislikes, sort of) felt an extreme wave of sympathy and took him away. of course, he was a little bruised and beaten up by Tivonne for familial reasons and other more reasonable ones but eventually, they've come to an understanding that the craftsman only wanted to heal him and take him away for awhile. Tivonne felt close to the craftsman (while bashful about it) and well, when the craftsman had to desperately leave, Tivonne tagged along.

he is oblivious to the pining mess that is Sergio + his own feelings about the green man. can you believe it? idiots. idiots in love. i cannot believe this.

and that's some fun facts for ya! :7 I hope they were satisfactory ff

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Wait wait has DJ Toad seen Erebus' eyes?

fortunately no- seeing erebus' eyes is a Very Special Phenomenon and is especially rare to be used especially in recent centuries unless he's serious or being a crackhead. one of which is rare and the other is something only if he's feeling wrong.

however, dj toad has nearly seen it. once. and ever since then there is a constant shadow of temptation over his shoulders to see what the hell is under there, what the hell is erebus, who even is erebus. what can he do? can dj toad see it? which is a bad thing to think towards erebus.

its a very strange aura thing that demons have in my world that they can just sort of have a "aren't you curious?" or a "trust in me" temptation, or just a temptation to go with what the demon says. this also depends on the mental might of the person and how much of a sinner the demon is. sometimes it's so weak that they have to earn it, or that they have to do a whole thing for the trick to kick in, or do it manually. or it's just there but faint.

basically. most demons are walking temptation.

and,, considering erebus' extremely high standing and status in the underwhere.... its pretty much automatic and so tough to get over and it will always nag at your mind until erebus' presence leaves. and it doesn't help that there are so many mysterious things about him. so. yknow.

prof has heard aalll about dj's experience in crucial detail at this point that it actually concerns him. he is curious, but in no way does he have the motivation to seek out erebus anymore.

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simmer.... pretty

she is very lovely. old sickly god who cares too much for a world that doesn't give much back,,, i love her,, so much.

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Number 35

My Rubber Band is named Esther Myrtle and she has a voice of a goddess. she's also the one who suffers the most from my memory,, there's always at least one thing off with every drawing I make of her and she deserves better. im sorry hon anyways! back to the thing!

she is the mother of the group. everyone in the group respects her word and trusts her judgement, if Esther raises her hand and seeks chaos. chaos will reign. if she seeks none, they have to bargain / reason with her otherwise or go with what she says.

however. surprisingly, she isn't the person the pexions would go to for fashion advice. that person would be Jean ~ even Esther admits that.

she's chatty and very easygoing despite her shortcomings. however, that's when she's not a drama queen. once she enters theatre kid mode, it's over. everyone is silent and rolling their eyes.

besides her talent for singing, she has the clever art of tricking those around her. she doesn't actually fight mario one on one on the first half of her battle :^]] however, she's still feeling battered after her trickery is over.

she likes to drink frequently, but luckily for her, she can hold her alcohol pretty well.

she cannot handle spice for the life of her due to her tongue's condition, but she loves spice so she envies people who can eat it freely or as much as they want without their nose stuffing up and eyes tearing as soon as they take one bite.

she's probably the most lenient to the idea of being friendly to toads during the whole tok thing, as well as after kinda. that is, if those toads stay on her good side.

she and Jean are BESTIES. tired parent friends of the group who just want a break.

she dislikes the look of her appearance but stifles that whole shebang by pretending to overly love herself, thus flaunting her every move. when she gets into this state AND the drama queen state, just expect everyone to sigh. or join along! or fight. depends who she's with.

if you see her around. you can always expect to see Erebus trailing behind.

esther 🤝 tivonne = having the weight of their family legacy + standards on their shoulders.

if you're buddies with the pexions and you wanna do some duo crime.. she's the one for the job. or you need to her help facilitate the plan. she's a "ride or die" kinda gal and she put that mindset into everyone in the group, but to only themselves. but. she has the highest chance of working with you even if she doesn't know you that much, but you will also have a higher chance of dying to her or with her if she goes down.

she feels like she owes a lot to the Craftsman, moreso post-game.

very surprised whenever she hears the pexions compliment her, no matter how often it is. it's not something she's used to. but she hides that fact by just going "oh ho HO you are SO RIGHT. i am just the best, i know, praise me. kiss my shoes"

and that's she!! :DD she is my little girlboss n i love her

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Hello potion seller. I am going into battle, and I want your strongest potions.

I am not a potion seller.. but I am a seller nonetheless.

I have … the scisstape staff.

the tony blades.

the catlet.

and a potion that may or may not have a 50:50 chance of isekai. but don’t worry! it’s a splash potion!

and I guess I have the potion that turns you into a dragon but there’s less than a 50% chance of surviving so—

adventurer! it’s too dangerous to go alone!

pick whatever you want!