If HB & HH could legally cross over:
Blitz: Stolas and I have the best relationship.”
*Stolas and Husk looks at each other knowing where this is going to go* (those who are mature together stay together — platonically haha)
Angel Dust: “Nuh-uh, no way, honey, me and Husk do.”
Blitz: “At least we had sex first up.”
Angel Dust: “At least WE became canon furst!”
Blitz: “We had the best sex!”
Angel Dust: “We developed our relationship based on friendship first!”
Blitz: “Boring…” He yawns mockingly
Angel Dust: “Least we tawked / sung 'bout our insecurities…“
Blitz: *gasps* “How dare you! At least I’m not fake or an insecure little whorebug!
Angel Dust: *looks beyond pissed at being called the two things he hates*
Husk: Uh oh. Hey! Ain’t nobody pull him in line like that 'cept me.
Stolas: …