Oh joy, it’s that time of year in the United States of Hell where people light off massive, loud, terrifying fireworks two days in advance of our country’s birthday and will continue to do so for at least the next two months!!!
Congrats! You’re a massive cunt! Thanks for scaring the shit out of me (someone with C-PTSD), the local wildlife population, and my poor cat who doesn’t understand what’s going on! This extends to everyone’s pets because it’s terrifying to them!!! I have vehemently opposed fireworks ever since I saw a German shepherd running as fast as it could, terrified, down our street about five years ago on the 4th of July. He’d been running so long and hard that he was leaving BLOODY PAW PRINTS on the pavement!
Fuck fireworks!!!!! If you light off those big, loud, booming fireworks that sound like bombs going off, you are an asshole! Period! I do not care! You suck! Hobbyless behavior! Get a life!
