" I don't know what the price of an Ap-Sap is. I would rather much spend this $10 on my lunch than TF2 Wheatley, sadly."

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" I don't know what the price of an Ap-Sap is. I would rather much spend this $10 on my lunch than TF2 Wheatley, sadly."
Look at the pair of us, sneaking around. Like a couple of ne'er-do-wells. Dashing rogues! The both of us. Like Robin Hood or something! Role playing. Love it. Absolutely love it.
Wheatley
“You know, when you get the urge and ability to read.” - Wheatley, AP-Sap 2013
Guys he’s fucking illiterate
06.04.17
Replacement parts for the superglue mishap are currently being 3D printed. Carlos gave me the go-ahead on the 31st, so hopefully they’ll be finished soon.
In the meantime I’ve been slowly putting together Wheatley’s brain. The first half is the Arduino UNO, which takes the inputs from the PS3 controller and outputs signals for the servos and triggers for the soundboard. This part has been complete since the end of January.
The second half is a circuit board I’ve been working on that includes connections for the servos, the sound-to-light circuit with speaker connections, and the soundboard itself. While I do have the power connections for the servos soldered together, I’m waiting on an order of Jumper Wires so I can finish the connections for the servos and soundboard triggers, as well as being able to connect the board to the Arduino.
I did finally choose the voice lines that I want Wheatley to say and loaded them onto the soundboard today. With 16MB of storage, I was able to fit 31 different voice lines! Most of them come from Wheatley’s Portal 2 dialogue, but there are some from the Ap-Sap dialogue in Team Fortress 2. Both are 100% Wheatley, so they blend seamlessly and provide life-likeness to his vocabulary. Having accidentally stumbled upon the Ap-Sap lines myself (I played TF2 once years ago and never got into it), I’d imagine that those lines will be new to most of the Portal Fans I run into.
After I get the new 3D printed parts and finish the circuitry, the only other electronics to assemble will be modding a battery charger to work with two different battery packs (one for servos and another for electronics). Then I’ll hook everything together and test it out! If my calculations are correct, the batteries will be able to run Wheatley for a couple of hours before needing to recharge.
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" BLU Spy showing off his *new friend.
*Ap-Sap was released in March 12, 2013."
Here, have some Ap-Sap Wheatley’s cause why not? I was listening to his voice lines and some of them he just- he just sounded so fucking cute, okay?
| ima whip then dab | pipe it up then stab |
Wheats: YOU MAKE ME CRYSniper: tears of /joy/
when you want to drink bleach *dab* -jeff
Wheats: right now to be honest