I Was A Teenage Exocolonist quotes of debatable correctness
Sol: I really love Tangent but I wish she’d stop saying “This biological form is limiting,”, it’s really off-putting at parties.
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*Cal is confiding to Sol about troubles with Tammy’s pregnancies*
Cal: I mean, I didn’t realize that Tammy COULD be crazy until now.
Sol: She’s pregnant, she gets to be crazy. It’s your job to be sane right now.
Cal: So I don’t get to be crazy again until after she has the baby?
Sol: No, then it’s the baby’s turn to be crazy.
Cal: So when do I get to be crazy again!?
Sol: Never. *begins laughing hysterically at him*
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*Nem is stranded on a mission and Vace has volunteered to rescue her*
Vace: Alright, time for Plan... something something... I save Nem and she falls madly in love with me again and Sol dies of heartbreak.
Vace: ...I swear I had something for this.
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Sol: I can fit the entire world in my hands!
Tangent: I swear if you try any adorable shit-
Sol: *cups Tangent’s face in their hands*
Tangent: I have a reputation...
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Dys: Life is a meaningless drudgery of pointless misery, an endless spiral of death and decay from which there is no
*Sol walks in*
Dys: OMG, Sol!
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Tammy: Hey Sol, what color are Marz’s eyes?
Sol: They’re neon pink with flashes of royal purple and sometimes red if the light is right.
Tammy: Uh, huh. And when was the last time Marz smiled?
Sol: Last night, at three minutes past nine when Rex made that terrible joke about chickens.
Tammy: Right. And when is my birthday?
Sol: ...
Tammy: When is my birthday, Sol?
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Marz: As your new Governor, I hearby declare that everyone who has ever been mean to me shall be... executed.
