you're telling me?? that's a canon event in his route?? he does?? unprompted?? all on his own??? and i'm supposed to act NORMAL about it??? for why did he just... DO THAT????

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you're telling me?? that's a canon event in his route?? he does?? unprompted?? all on his own??? and i'm supposed to act NORMAL about it??? for why did he just... DO THAT????
GODDAMN I'VE BEEN LOOKING AT THIS ALL DAY (source: https://twitter.com/bkomei/status/1694844535300375028 it's part of bkomei's exo anniversary series)
after killing noctilucent’s body to save vace, sol is an absolute nuisance to the night guards of the colony.
exhibit 1: sleeping in the communal barracks after nightmares because it’s comforting
person guarding the garrison tries not to freak out when the doc is walking with intent toward the barracks
(because the DOCTOR being that fucking focused going anywhere? usually not good)
“yo, doc, need help?”
for a second sol looks to walk straight past and in, not even acknowledging them
and then stops.
and backs up a step.
and bobs a finger in their direction.
(and doesn’t look up.)
“…you on watch until breakfast?”
“uh… yeah? er, yes sir.”
(he finally looks up.)
(oh. he looks like shit.)
“i’m sleeping in your bunk. if i’m still there when you’re done, just throw something at me.”
and he goes right in without another word.
and he is still there when they get off watch.
but they’re not going to wake the doc, are you nuts? vace would kill them.
as they’re standing awkwardly beside the bunk, a roll of socks nails sol in the head from across the room
(it was nem)
sol crawls, grumbling, like a goddamn lizard out of the bunk, across the floor, and into the one immediately adjacent while its occupant is still sitting on it, putting on boots
occasionally including bed sharing with nem or vace
nem is game, always
willing to play big spoon and envelope sol as much as he needs
not super jumpy, so sol can literally crawl right into her bed without waking the whole barracks
(she prefers a slight heads up, though, which is fair)
once forgot to tell sol she’d swapped bunks with someone else
the next morning, sol makes certain to reassure his accidental victim that screaming is a perfectly good fear response
no, it doesn’t matter if it was really high-pitched and woke everyone up
if it had been a real threat that would be the ideal outcome anyway
vace is… not the cuddling type.
especially not so soon in his getting better arc.
but sol knows that and does not actually crawl into his bed
because he’s a fucking gremlin, he crawls under it.
vace does not realize he has a monster under the bed until the fourth time it happens.
(condolences to the poor bastards who watch the doctor casually scoot out from under a bed the next morning and are immediately sworn to silence on it)
because sol has another nightmare and jolts awake.
right into the underside of vace’s bed.
sol is cussing and bleeding, vace is awake and foaming at the mouth and has pulled a plaspistol, everyone else has just learned that vace keeps a plaspistol under his pillow, it’s a whole mess
exhibit b: unauthorized night walks
sol straight up tries to leave in the middle of the night like it’s no biggies.
woe upon the poor soldier who had to try and figure out what to do with that one.
“sorry, doc, we’re locked up for the night.”
“how much to get through?”
blink. blink.
“…did you just offer to bribe me?”
ding. 200 credits received from: solaniac.
“that enough to ignore any screaming you hear for the next two hours?”
“…have a nice walk, doc.”
(two hours later, she’s very certain 200 credits is not enough to make up for those screams.)
(next time, she’s charging fucking double.)
exhibit three: sol just hanging out on the walls in the middle of the night
literally just climbs straight up and finds somewhere to sit.
intentionally waits for a gap because he just doesn’t want to answer questions right now.
almost gets shot by a very startled soldier.
rhett has to make sol promise to tell soldiers if he’s going on the wall. it’s a safety issue.
(he has to make him promise three times. the third time is a full sit-down, “if you do this again i’m going to have to assume you’re hoping to get shot and report it to instance and congruence” talk, before sol finally actually listens.)
he’ll just chill in one of the lookout towers, silent. staring off into the wilderness.
sometimes he looks particularly haunted about it, and the soldiers have to shake the urge to talk to him.
(one time, a soldier notices he’s not just looking haunted, he’s physically shaking. when sol doesn’t respond to questions, they send someone to get vace.)
(vace holds sol’s hand in his metal one until sol comes back to himself, and sits with sol until sunrise.)
one time, a soldier switched lookouts at midnight and forgot to tell his replacement that sol was there.
she didn’t notice for hours. sol didn’t realize she didn’t know.
she was scared shitless when sol coughed. sol was scared shitless when she pulled a gun on him. rhett filled a tub with water, dunked his whole head inside, and screamed for a full minute.
Teenage Exocolonist Kids: How would they be as Jedi?
Sol: Our nonbinary icon is THE Jedi, especially after Transcendence. Goes on a long multi-lifetime journey to learn to accept there are things they cannot change and tragedies they cannot avoid is PEAK Jedi story. Definetly Master/Councilor material
Tangent/Tang: Eh, Tangent would probably not be a very good Jedi when it comes to active duty. She struggles with empathy which is a core Jedi value, but I think Jedi training would help her come to terms with her identity in a very helpful way. Definitely a more "stays at the Temple and researches/debates" type Jedi than one who goes out on active field work.
Cal/Recalcitrance: My gentle, plant-loving pacifist husband is PRIME Jedi material! Definitely head of the AgriCorps and teaches the younglings about cool plants from across the Galaxy on his off days. Man is literally great for the role of a Jedi. He's a Master, but probably not on the Council as he has no patience for politics.
Nem/Anemone: Eh... I do not think Nem would be a very good Jedi. Too angry, too attached to the memories of her loved ones. Relaly I see her more as a nat-born soldier or a light-aligned Bounty Hunter who works with the Jedi, but doesn't really get them. Not to say she's bad, but if she were trained as a Jedi she'd probably Fall at some point. However, I do think she'd make her way back to the Light eventually, with help. But, I don't see my girl as a very good Jedi.
Dys/Dysthymia: Dys would be a good Jedi... but only in certain circumstances. Definitely a Jedi Shadow, but with how he fails to get along with others I can't see him doing traditional Jedi things. However, he does have an instinctive knowledge of letting go. But, I do see his inability to feel fear as a detriment. Jedi train to overcome their fear and at in spite of it, but since Dys can't feel fear, i feel he would be missing a key piece of Jedi education. Not good.
Marz/Marzipan: Marz, actually would be a GREAT Jedi! Granted, not a very conventional one, with her love of the spotlight and drive to succeed, I see her as the Jedi's Liason to the Senate, as one of the few of the Order with a head for Politics. This lady would have the Senate and the Media eating out of her hand, giving the Jedi a sterling reputation. While she struggles with passion in some cases, I think she could easily overcome it!
Tammy/Aspartame: Did someone say Creche MasteR? Because this lovely lady is a Creche-Master! She would not only be great at caring for the Younglings, she's treasure every moment of working with them and readying them for the journeys ahead. And is Definetly secretly a Master and a badass, she actively chooses not to kick people's asses. Peace and love, baby.
Vace/Olivaceous: Not a good Jedi. At all. Too proud, too full of ambition and vainglory to hack it as one of the Servants of the Republic. Probably a Mandalorian, honestly, and a neutrally aligned one. If he were to become a Jedi he would fall. Period. He's too much like Anakin, too focused on his own glory and power to understand the Jedi Way.
Nomi-Nomi/Nomination: I'm...honestly at a loss, here. I think Nomi would make a very... weird Jedi? But a good one, probably? They're definitely kind and compassionate enough to be a Jedi, but they struggle with attachment so... probably a mid-ranked Knight who's a Smash Hit with the Younglings. Probably the first Jedi Twitch Streamer.
Rex/Basorexia: Honestly? Rex'd be a good Jedi. No in-depth explanations here, just vibes. Definitely Jedi material
A Vace headshot I drew in between working on my comic.
Honestly, I'm a toxic men in media enjoyer lmao. (My biggest comfort character is Gavin Reed) So I ended up quite liking Vace when I maxed him out on my third run.
It was a /bit/ weird acting like his bestie when I immediately started dating Nem after I broke 'em off but uhhh... We're cool in the end ig.
Prelim Poll 20
Pick one
Peach Trifle (Strawberry Shortcake)
Vanessa Blackwood (Mother of the Year)
Olivaceous a.k.a Vace (I Was a Teenage Exocolonist)
Blu (Blue Bunny Ice Cream)
Ashton Greymoore (Critical Role)
Benoit Blanc (Knives Out, Glass Onion)
Black Agumon X (Digimon)
Viola Vitale (Viola Come Il Mare)
AkaRed (Super Sentai)
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Man, I'm just thinking of that one ending card about Vace (I think when he takes therapy route) failing with multiple relationships and deciding to work on himself for a couple years until someone "meets him where he is", settles down with him and they have a baby. And I'm thinking "Huh, I wonder what kind of person they are to settle with Vace of all people? 🤔" Any personal thoughts or headcanons?
I think it's Nougat and I CANNOT justify this claim in ANY way.
I just think her ADHD and his Autism would go really well together. She's got all the physicality of Anemone (and military!Sol) but none of the tendency to obsessively moralize. Because we have very little characterization to go on for her as an adult, no one can even disprove this!
In more meaningful terms, I think Vace would benefit a lot from having a Tammy style house spouse. He clearly believes in a strong separation between the Home and the World. Most of the time, that belief is mutated into horrific sexual and interpersonal violence.
But it doesn't have to be. A partner who also wants to split their emotional and relationship work in this way, but refuses to let him spiral into authoritarianism would probably be good for him.
Honestly, if it weren't for Cal and Tammy being Destined Perfect Soulmates, I'd almost say she would be a great match for Vace. Her absolute REFUSAL to let ANYONE outrank her in the care of her children suits him.
Just another little way in which Vace and Cal mirror each other (to Vace's constant horror).
Just learned what vace's augment is and i was possessed to make this