#aph awesome

[rome-bug]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

They hated each other, or so it seemed. Arthur Kirkland was the English teacher; he was a living, breathing British stereotype. Alfred Jones was the Math teacher; he was a living, breathing American stereotype. Whenever they saw each other in the hallways they would say things to each other mockingly.

[rome-bug]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Yeah, I feel you. That moment when you live off of coffee and ice cream but you're lactose intolerant. Also that moment when the barista flirts with you.

[flirtimus-prime]

Hetalia

Me: Don't you do it.

Me: Don't

Me: Wait

Prussia: *Says something dorky and cute*

Me: fAHK

[fataliitea]

aph prussia: do you like the sex?

aph austria: -piano sound-

[fiveandahalfmetre]

You won't regret it, I swear! My parties are the most awesome ones ever!

[fiveandahalfmetre]

Honestly, you can't even compare him with the awesome me, because it really wouldn't be fair to him.  And not to be like that, but your taste in people sucks ass.

[fiveandahalfmetre]

So whatever you've heard, it's not true. I'm not going anywhere (except to the strip club tonight but shhh don't tell Luddy!)

[fiveandahalfmetre]

You can't tell me what to do anymore, I'm a grown-up!