#aph colorado

[notsoniftyfifty]

Ayo, I’m back in record time

In order: Arizona, Utah, New Mexico, Colorado

Finally finished the contiguous west :) Great Plains coming next if I don’t run out of motivation this work week

[thatsamericano]

It's hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing I knew I was on top of a mountain.

Colorado

[magicandlight]

Happy birth Colorado, can we get some headcanons?

yes! sorry, i meant to do this yesterday but move in is just. incredibly chaotic. 

Julian and Marisol have like no mental illnesses (depression/anxiety/etc) and Nate and Eli hate them just a little bit for it. 

Jules does have his moments of sensory overload just because he is a synesthete though

well-meaningly and accidentally nosy. learns really fast what the subtle color variations of voices mean and will ask what’s got you down

is a web designer 

there is a group chat for the states in service jobs where they can complain about terrible clients and julian’s most common story is “they were surprised they had to pay me for this”

did college online and everyone is pretty sure he didn’t take all the classes and partially hacked his way into a degree but no one wants to ask

technically James is involved with both Helena and Julian, but Jules and Helena aren’t involved with each other (I believe they would be metamours to each other then?)

anyway, James is lowkey alarmed when Helena and Julian actually talk because they get along like a house on fire and it is absolutely terrifying. they bring out the malicious prankster in each other. they spelled out the word homophobe in some man’s yard with salt so that the grass would die in the shape of the letters. 

golden retriever in human form

has been described as ‘disgustingly athletic’

[ask-thefiftystatesofamerica]

(Don’t do drugs kids!)

For the anon who was learning about the war on drugs and couldn’t stop thinking about America being in a cringy PSA! Sorry Tumblr mobile ate your ask when I was editing this post. ;w;

[linkinaboxx]

Do you have a Colorado OC? It’s my favorite state ☺️

Colorado! Cute thang isn’t he?

State requests are open

[iliveinaconstantstateoffire]

TX: So... DC is kind of angry at me right now any ideas on how to make him less angry?

AR: ... you mean, like, how to make him like you again?

TX: ...

TX: pfft I dont care if he likes me or anything! Ha! I'm so out of his league and like I've already got a million friends.

AR: ...

TX: And, like, so what if hes got this stupid sense of humor and hes really nice and he sometimes let's me stay with him and helps me when my governor's a dumbass

AR: ...

TX: he can also make some killer chilaquiles and his homemade ice cream is actually pretty good despite him not liking sweets

AR: ....

TX: okay fine yes I want him to like me again. Shut up.

AR: you know what you should do then? It's actually so incredibly easy.

TX: Cool cool cool cool cool what? I can do anything. Fight someone? Got it. I've got friends all over so if he needs someone KO'ed I can do that.

AR: Its actually a little easier than that.

TX: What is it?

AR: apologize. Nicely.

TX: ... pfft okay, yeah sure. Apologize. You're joking, right?

NM: Oh, please, since when has AR ever had a sense of humor?

AR: I-

TX: Hey, NM, when did you get here?

NM: I followed the sound of complete betrayal and here I am.

TX/AR: ...

NM: CO texted me. They want food and I brought some BBQ for them.

TX: lmao what do you know about BBQ?

NM: least I havent pissed off Al

TX: ... Shut up

AR: also let's get back to the point: first of all - I am hilarious! My study group thinks so

NM: dont say that like its cool

AR: NM hush. Second off literally all you have to do is look Al in the eye and say, "Alfred, I'm sorry for whatever is it was that I did." Simple.

CO: or you could join the circus and never have to face him again. Or you could make your own circus. That would be lit.

NM: Hey, CO, how you doin?

TX: Sup, CO

AR: Can we please get back to the point? TX, you need to apologize and joining the circus is not the answer. NM: I'm funny, thank you very much, even if my sense of humor isnt as grisly as yours. And CO: .... CO, why are you even here? Quarantine, remember?

CO:

CO: I miss my friends.

AR: ....

AR: we're all going to die.

......

VA: Hey, Wash, quick question.

Alfred: hmm. What's up, VA?

VA: why is TX acting so weird?

Alfred: its TX

VA: Fair point

Alfred: his govenor thinks church and sex shops are essential, while certain healthcare facilities arent.

VA: What did TX do though?

Alfred: he ate my big cookie.

VA: ....

Alfred: normally I dont like sweets or cookies, but this one was made by god herself and was perfect.

[ask-ger-and-usa-states]

Tried out a new art style, do y’all like this one?

And should I use this style or the other one for the blog, or even both?

[ask-the-aph-california]

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