Rijeka: budi što želiš! Dođi na Riječki Karneval!
Zadar: at least someone gives you a shit during this period, not as the rest of the year
Rijeka: bro, are you forgetting this is my year?
Zadar: rat year, yeah
Rijeka: I MEAN, I'M THE EUROPEAN CAPITAL OF CULTURE 2020, BUDALA











