#aph texlaholma

[incorrect-states-quotes]

Texas: Alright, so you and I are married.

Oklahoma: We’re not married.

Texas: Relax, it’s just pretend.

Oklahoma: I don’t want to pretend.

Texas: Scared you’ll like it?

Oklahoma: Okay, if we’re married, I want a divorce.

Arkansas: Are you two like this all the time?

Louisiana, sighing: Yes, they are.

[incorrect-states-quotes]

Oklahoma: I like a man who's environmentally aware.

Texas, pointing: That's a cloud.