#aphcanada

[dogzydi]

[mochimattie]

The hetalia fandom might be dead but my love for Canada lives on

[angelrinalinda89]

Become one: Hetalia RusCan story

(RusCan is Russia x Canada btw)           What would happen if the two largest countries were to come together to form the biggest nation o

This story is so cute 🥰

[akai-shuchichi]

Hetalia 2024........ All characters I can do!! High quality pics can be found (in the future) in @daishuurkess (Instagram)!

[maplebean2003]

Hetalia wannabe mmd

[hws-gilbird]

Made this meme today.

Should I end it all guys?

I feel I'm starting to go mental. I want to be crazy so bad.

I want t

I want to ruin relationships and never think about it again, because there's no point.

....

I want them soooo bad. I long for their touch anytime I see them in public I can't help but want to be close and it's been that way since we met. And I fuuuuuckimg haaaate. They are sooooo my type it's infuriating.

[ask-sub-america]

You know...I should probably have introduced myself!

I'm Alfred F Jones! Also know as the human personification of The United States Of America!

My favorite foods are burgers and Master Canada's pancakes!

My favorite colors are red and blue!

My favorite person is Master Canada! Master Kumajiro is my second favorite!

Sometimes Sir will be around too. He's a cranky old man with thick eyebrows. I don't really like him that much. He and his eldest brother like to tease me. I don't like being teased unless it's by my Masters!

Ah, I'm getting off topic, aren't I?

Anyways, my favorite things to do is...well, you can tell by my name. Besides that, I like video games and hanging out with my Masters!

Sometimes Allen and Matt will join! Oh, and [Looks off screen] what would you like to be called?

(Hm...just call me Mod or Watcher)

Yeah, okay! Watcher will sometimes input their opinions too!

(I also make sure that the pet doesn't do anything stupid while his Masters are gone)

Hey! I never did anything stupid once!

(...Mattie told me about The Incident. You sure you wanna argue about that?)

...No...

(That's what I thought)

[Grumbles something under breath]

(I heard that! I can, and will, tell your Masters what you said!)

No, please don't! I'm sorry!

(You better be, now continue introducing yourself)

Ah, yeah, I forgot. Anyways, my pronouns are he/him and they/them!

My Masters both use he/him pronouns! As well as Allen, Sir and his brother!

Matt is genderfluid! He'll respond to Madeline, yes, like the pastry, on his girl days and M or Mads on his they/them days!

Watcher is genderqueer!

(Meaning, I don't mind being called a guy, a girl or they/them. Or at least that's my version of genderqueer)

Wanna introduce yourself, Watch?

(No thanks, I've already said enough)

Okay, babysitter.

([Rolls their eyes] Yeah, well, you need one)

Says you.

([Reaches for phone])

Okay, okay! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! Don't call them!

(How the fuck did this introduction get so long? Anyways, we need to hurry it up)

Okay! I'm a cannibal but I only eat the really bad guys! Like p3dos and those who go after children and animals. Like poachers! Um...what else can I say about myself? Uh... [Mutters to himself]

(I'd say tell them about your favorite kinks, but we all know that list is way to long, so maybe dislikes?)

Oh, thanks Mod!

So, despite me being a meat lover, I don't like fish. Their eyes creep me out and the texture makes me feel ulgh.

I hate p3dos and poachers! Which is why I hunt them with my Masters! Master Kumajiro and I like to rip them to shreds! Sometimes we start to eat them while they're still alive! Mmm!~ Those screams are delicious!~

(Alfred.)

Oh, right, sorry, getting off topic!

I hate being teased but only by Sir and his brother. My Masters can tease me all they want!~

I don't like the daddy k¡nk, scat, nor mommy k¡nk! Those are three of my biggest no-no's!

Anyways, I can't wait to answer your questions!

{RPs are open}

[crowleymoist]

my favorite thing abt the hetalia community is how i can see little to no posts, but god. let it be canada day.