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You know...I should probably have introduced myself!

I'm Alfred F Jones! Also know as the human personification of The United States Of America!

My favorite foods are burgers and Master Canada's pancakes!

My favorite colors are red and blue!

My favorite person is Master Canada! Master Kumajiro is my second favorite!

Sometimes Sir will be around too. He's a cranky old man with thick eyebrows. I don't really like him that much. He and his eldest brother like to tease me. I don't like being teased unless it's by my Masters!

Ah, I'm getting off topic, aren't I?

Anyways, my favorite things to do is...well, you can tell by my name. Besides that, I like video games and hanging out with my Masters!

Sometimes Allen and Matt will join! Oh, and [Looks off screen] what would you like to be called?

(Hm...just call me Mod or Watcher)

Yeah, okay! Watcher will sometimes input their opinions too!

(I also make sure that the pet doesn't do anything stupid while his Masters are gone)

Hey! I never did anything stupid once!

(...Mattie told me about The Incident. You sure you wanna argue about that?)

...No...

(That's what I thought)

[Grumbles something under breath]

(I heard that! I can, and will, tell your Masters what you said!)

No, please don't! I'm sorry!

(You better be, now continue introducing yourself)

Ah, yeah, I forgot. Anyways, my pronouns are he/him and they/them!

My Masters both use he/him pronouns! As well as Allen, Sir and his brother!

Matt is genderfluid! He'll respond to Madeline, yes, like the pastry, on his girl days and M or Mads on his they/them days!

Watcher is genderqueer!

(Meaning, I don't mind being called a guy, a girl or they/them. Or at least that's my version of genderqueer)

Wanna introduce yourself, Watch?

(No thanks, I've already said enough)

Okay, babysitter.

([Rolls their eyes] Yeah, well, you need one)

Says you.

([Reaches for phone])

Okay, okay! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! Don't call them!

(How the fuck did this introduction get so long? Anyways, we need to hurry it up)

Okay! I'm a cannibal but I only eat the really bad guys! Like p3dos and those who go after children and animals. Like poachers! Um...what else can I say about myself? Uh... [Mutters to himself]

(I'd say tell them about your favorite kinks, but we all know that list is way to long, so maybe dislikes?)

Oh, thanks Mod!

So, despite me being a meat lover, I don't like fish. Their eyes creep me out and the texture makes me feel ulgh.

I hate p3dos and poachers! Which is why I hunt them with my Masters! Master Kumajiro and I like to rip them to shreds! Sometimes we start to eat them while they're still alive! Mmm!~ Those screams are delicious!~

(Alfred.)

Oh, right, sorry, getting off topic!

I hate being teased but only by Sir and his brother. My Masters can tease me all they want!~

I don't like the daddy k¡nk, scat, nor mommy k¡nk! Those are three of my biggest no-no's!

Anyways, I can't wait to answer your questions!

{RPs are open}

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MUNDAY ASKS !

🌈 — name(s) & pronouns 🎈 — gender and/or sexuality 🎂 — age and/or birthday 🕗 — time zone 💕 — single or taken? ⭐️ — sun, moon, & rising signs, if known 💭 — MBTI and/or enneagram, if known ❓ — three adjectives that describe you ❤️ — what are some of your best qualities? 💔 — what are some of your worst qualities? ✨ — what would you change about yourself, if anything? 💘 — what and/or who do you consider near and dear to you? 🚗 — what vehicle(s) do you drive? ✈️ — ever traveled anywhere interesting? ⌨️ — what operating system(s) do you use? 📱 — mobile or desktop version of tumblr? 🖥 — favorite platform besides tumblr? 🎮 — favorite video game(s)? 🖱 — any cool devices/tool(s) of the trade? (i.e. type of mouse, monitor, keyboard, tablet, etc) 💍 — any piercings? 💎 — want any (more) piercings? 🖊 — any tattoos? 🔏 — want any (more) tattoos? 🎄 — favorite holiday(s)? 🍝 — favorite food(s)? 🍦 — favorite ice cream flavor(s)? 🍰 — favorite sweet(s)/dessert(s)? 🐶 — any pets? 😍 — celebrity crush(es)? 😊 — any career desires? 📚 — if you’re in college, what’s your level (undergrad, grad, phd, etc) and/or degree program? 😖 — what annoys you? 🎶 — favorite song at the moment? 📕 — favorite book/series? 🧶 — any non-writing hobbies/interests? 📺 — favorite movie(s) and/or tv show(s)? 📇 — does your url have a meaning? if so, what is it? ✏️ — how long have you been roleplaying on tumblr? ✍️ — what other platforms have you roleplayed on? 🗒 — what is/are your favorite genre(s)/theme(s) to write? 🤔 — what genre(s)/theme(s) do you struggle to write the most? 😁 — what’s your favorite part about being part of the rpc? 😤 — what do you dislike the most about being part of the rpc? 💻 — how many friends have you made in the rpc? feel free to tag a few of them! 🎧 — do you write while listening to music/podcasts/videos/etc, or do you need total silence? 🤗 — are there any rpc mutuals that you’d like to meet irl? 😀 — are there any rpc mutuals that you’ve met irl before? 💖 — what was one of the greatest/happiest moments you’ve had in the rpc? 🖤 — what was one of the worst/most depressing moments you’ve had in the rpc? 😳 — what was your most embarrassing moment in the rpc? 🎁 — what have you accomplished in the rpc that you’re proud of? 🫂 — how many friends are in your irl friend group(s)? 🎉 — what are some of your favorite things to do with your irl friends? 😗 — what are some of your favorite things to do when you have some time to yourself? 💯 — share three random facts about yourself that your mutuals may not know about you.

As someone who named himself after Alfred, I didn’t do that for this goofy ahh shit 😭🙏🏻 also isn’t Canada his TWIN BROTHER? Pretty odd tbh 😋

(Every Hetalia ship is incest. Also, if you don't like it, blacklist the tag or just block this blog. Stop complaining. Also, my ship isn't harming anyone so maybe eff off and leave us shippers alone? If anything, you're just making an ass of yourself. And you named yourself after a character? Cringe, my dude)

#dude #seriously #just fuck off #you're making a fool out of yourself #what did you think you were accomplishing?#just block and move on #just blacklist the tag if you don't wanna see the ship #😒#🙄

You sir, are a good boy. *Pats head* Please ask Matthew if he purrs to jot down for future reference hehe

Both Master and I can purr!~ [Purrs loudly]

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well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.

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Personal Muse Asks

😬 Greatest fear? 🐉 What triggers their past experiences? Certain words? Objects? 💀 How would the muse prefer to die if they were given a choice? 👻 If your muse became a ghost, who would be their go-to haunt? 😈 How would the muse react if one of their loved ones were hurt? 📹 What’s their saddest memory? 🔫 If given the chance to kill their lifelong enemy, would they do it? 🎥 What’s their worst memory? 🎲 What is their perspective on life? Do they find it fulfilling or dreadful? 🎰 Does the muse like to gamble? Are they addicted to it? How far would they go for bets? 🌙 Are they afraid of the dark? 🔮If they were able to see their future, would they do it?

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🧸 in-character ask game

an ask game for original characters, rp muses, and everyone else - the idea it is not you who answers for the character, but you answer as the character 🤍

❤️‍🔥 "What are you very passionate about right now? Have your interests changed during your life a lot?"

🛥️ "Have you ever been on a ship? Do you get sea sick very easily?"

🥦 "Do you enjoy eating vegetables? What are your favorite vegetables?"

🫠 "What will ruin your mood in a conversation you were very excited about?"

🐦‍⬛ "Do you like singing? Are you a "only sings in a shower if ever decides to sing" person or "fine with singing when others are present" person?"

🧘 "Do you think that stretching every now and then would make you feel better? Would you try it out?"

📟 "How do you usually communicate with others, not counting the face-to-face encounters? Does your type of communication change when communicating depending on who you are talking to or what kind of situation is it?"

💤 "What's your go-to sleepwear?"

🦔 "How do you act in stressful or dangerous situations? Do you tend to flee, fight, freeze, fawn, or something else? Are you fine with it, or would you rather do something else instead?"

🫂 "Do you enjoy being hugged, or would you rather hug someone first? Would you say you give good hugs? Do you prefer short hugs or long hugs?"

🥥 "Do you have a song you like to listen on repeat? Has it ever annoyed someone else?" (author's note: you can use an existing song you think a character would like, or make up a song that would fit character's story)

🪃 "Have you ever done something you thought would be fine, but it came back at you with awful consequences?"

🏝️ "Where would you want to travel, if someone gave you the chance to take a week long vacation literally anywhere you want?"

💎 "Do you believe in 'pressure makes diamonds' or 'no bread without rest'?"

🦚 "What's your most favorite outfit you have ever had?"

kahvilahuhut

🌻 random in-character questions

an ask game where, instead of replying from your perspective, you answer as if it's your original character/muse/self-insert/etc. answering the question ✨

🌧️ "When outside during the rain, do you use a raincoat, an umbrella, or something else? Do you enjoy rain?"

🍳 "Are you a good cook? Do you enjoy cooking? What's your favorite thing to cook?"

🧼 "Do you prefer to take a shower during the morning or evening? Do you like taking baths? What's your favorite scent of shower gel?"

❌ "Would you do something that someone told you not to do? Why? Is there someone you'd actually listen to more than everyone else?"

🏳️ "What will make you give up?"

📖 "What kinds of books do you read? Do you have a lot of time to read?"

⛸️ "What's your favorite kind of sport? Do you follow sports closely or don't care at all?"

😷 "How often do you get sick? Do you stay at home when sick or do you end up going outside to, say, get some groceries? If you go outside, would you wear a mask?"

🥼 "Do you have to wear a uniform somewhere? If yes, how do you feel about it? If no, what kind of uniform would you love to wear?"

🥂 "How do you celebrate you accomplishments?"

🛴 "What's your preferred way of getting somewhere - own car, public transport, a bicycle, or something else? How well do you follow the traffic rules?"

🕰️ "What do you use to check what time it is?"

🥰 "What would make you feel happy and loved?"

🐇 "Do you believe in other dimensions?"

🎺 "What kind of music do you mostly listen to? Do you know how to play an instrument, and if not, which one would you want to learn to play?"

💽 "Do you collect anything? Why?"

🧋 "What's your go-to thing to drink? Do you prefer cold or hot drinks?"

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Favorite Foods of the Muse

Send one to ask the muse….

🍦 Favorite flavor of ice cream? 🍬Favorite type of candy? 🍎 Favorite fruit? 🌽 Favorite vegetable? 🎂 Favorite type of cake? 🍕 Favorite type of pizza? ☕ Favorite warm beverage? 🍶 Favorite cold beverage? 🍺 Favorite alcoholic beverage? 🍇 Favorite snack? 🍳 Favorite thing to cook? 🍪 Favorite type of cookie? 🍰 Favorite type of dessert? 🍤 Favorite type of seafood? 🍋 Favorite sour food?

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REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

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questions I think would be fun to be asked

what are 3 things you’d say shaped you into who you are?

show us a picture of your handwriting?

3 films you could watch for the rest of your life and not get bored of?

what’s an inside joke you have with your family or friends?

what made you start your blog?

what’s the best and worst part of being online/a creator?

what scares you the most and why?

any reacquiring dreams?

tell a story about your childhood

would you say you’re an emotional person?

what do you consider to be romance?

what’s some good advice you want to share?

what are you doing right now?

what’s something you’ve always wanted to do but maybe been to scared to do?

what do you think of when you hear the word “home”?

if you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

name 3 things that make you happy

do you believe in ghosts and/or aliens?

favourite thing about the day?

favourite things about the night?

are you a spiritual person?

say 3 things about someone you love

say 3 things about someone you hate

what’s one thing you’re proud of yourself for?

fave season and why?

fave colour and why?

any nicknames?

do you collect anything?

what do you do when you’re sad?

what’s one thing that never fails to make you happy/happier?

are you messy or organised?

how many tabs do you have open right now?

any hobbies?

any pet peeves?

do you trust easily?

are you an open book or do you have walls up?

share a secret

fave song at the moment?

youtuber you’ve been obsessed with and why?

any bad habits?

(this post was stolen from @teenage-mutant-ninja-freak, since it couldn't be reblogged anymore)

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Pick a number and I'll reply to them!~

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REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

celinolesunshine

PLEASE

mikey180

Here’s your invitation, fill my inbox.

scarletbeast

YES

Have some more cookies, but don’t tell your Master Williams because they’re maple syrup flavor. I can also shave off Sir’s eyebrows for you and laugh at him.

Okay, thank you! Mmm!~ Cookies!~

However funny that would be, I would be worried about what his eldest brother would do to you, so please don't get caught!

Good luck on your endeavor, though!~