#aphetalia

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ALFRED’S CLINIC

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And finally...#3

[fellahginzil]

Alfred F. Jones on my Zombie apocalypse AU

[mortisinthemiddle]

Hetalia x Goodnight with Sheep Vol. 5 - Sleeping in a Field of Sunflowers EN translation

ONLY TRACK 7! all other tracks (excluding track 6) is translated on hetarchive

Russia:

Ah—so you’re the one who can’t sleep, huh? What’s wrong? Even though you’re in such a warm, comfortable place, it’d be a waste not to sleep. Hmm? Oh, so it’s not that you can’t sleep, but that you want help falling asleep. And you want me to count sheep for you, right? Sure. Then lie down.

…Huh? Why are you so surprised? Did you think I’d refuse? Don’t worry, I’ll do it for you. I’ve counted sheep before, you know. I’m pretty good at it, so no need to hold back. I’m glad you’re happy. But since I’m going to count sheep for you, if you still don’t fall asleep…

(rolling/tumbling sound effect)

I’ll force you to sleep, so do your best to fall asleep, okay? Come on, lie down quickly. Pull the blanket over you. Yep, all set. Then let’s begin.

One sheep.

Two sheep.

Three sheep.

Four sheep.

Five sheep.

Six sheep.

Seven sheep.

Eight sheep.

Nine sheep.

Ten sheep.

Hmm, looks like ten isn’t enough for you to fall asleep. Want to talk a little?

Alright, I’ll talk about the sheep I’m counting. When you think of sheep, you probably imagine places like China’s house or England’s house, where there’s lots of grass and mild weather—but we have them at my house too. Did you know? For example, there’s a sheep called the Romanov sheep. It originated in my country and is very strong, able to survive in extremely cold lands. Their wool is often used for fur coats at my house—it’s very warm. Even among sheep, their appearances differ a lot by breed, so it’s fun to compare them.

Okay, let’s continue. Close your eyes.

Eleven sheep.

Twelve sheep.

Thirteen sheep.

Fourteen sheep.

Fifteen sheep.

Sixteen sheep.

Seventeen sheep.

Eighteen sheep.

Nineteen sheep.

Twenty sheep.

Oh? Are you starting to feel sleepy already? It’s only twenty. Are my sheep really that effective? I see—you find it so soothing you’d want to listen every day. That makes me happy. Then, why don’t you come live at my place? If you did, I could count sheep for you every day like this. You don’t need to hesitate—someday, everyone ends up exposed anyway, you know.

…Oh, no? That’s too bad. But if you change your mind, tell me anytime. You’d always be welcome.

Alright, I’ll keep counting. This time I’ll be more serious.

Twenty-one sheep.

Twenty-two sheep.

Twenty-three sheep.

Twenty-four sheep.

Twenty-five sheep.

Twenty-six sheep.

Twenty-seven sheep.

Twenty-eight sheep.

Twenty-nine sheep.

Thirty sheep.

It’s so warm here, you could sleep slowly and peacefully. My home is very cold, so I’m a little jealous. Oh, you should come visit sometime. It’s cold, sure, but we have delicious borscht, and it’s a nice place. I think you’d like it.

…Hey, are you still awake? You’re almost completely out. You’ll probably fall into a deep sleep even if I leave you like this, but I’ll count ten more.

Thirty-one sheep.

Thirty-two sheep.

Thirty-three sheep.

Thirty-four sheep.

Thirty-five sheep.

Thirty-six sheep.

Thirty-seven sheep.

Thirty-eight sheep.

Thirty-nine sheep.

Forty sheep.

Yep, looks like you’re completely asleep now. Your breathing sounds so comfortable… I’m starting to feel sleepy too. I should head home. See you. Good night.

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accidentally made a triptych

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I'm having so much fun

[thehetaloider]

Hi! Okay, this is my introduction post. Nice. Okay.

I’m DweeboidP otherwise known as Freaky Crusty Sock, or on this blog, THE Hetaloider! I made this to share my hetaloid covers with others, because why not??

I don’t see anyone talk about hetaloid anymore and it makes me sad, so in order to spread my agenda, I’ll shove it in your face.

I do take recommendations though I’m not guaranteed to get to them all

I hope this spreads to fellow hetaloid fans or maybe CREATES hetaloid fans. That would be cool.

@fallinlovemademoiselle is my main blog