turntablejams ❴⌛❵ apocalypseadrift
Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you're currently having a sense of déjà vu. Your head feels a little light, like you're dreaming everything right now, but you're aware everything in front of you is real. The WIDESCREEN TV, CAL sitting behind you...
Now that you think about it, you definitely played this level of SWEET BRO'S SKATEBOARDING ADVENTURES on your BRO's XBOX before. Right afterwards, the guy got glitched into a wall, so you closed the game and returned to your room.
Except... the guy got stuck into the wall, and the game is still on. You should have shut off the XBOX by now. You should be in your room. You shouldn't be staring blankly at the TV screen.
You finally shut off the XBOX and try to get a better grasp of your surroundings. Right now, you're in BRO's room in your usual attire. The IRONICALLY SMALL SUNGLASSES that you usually donned proudly on your face didn't feel quite right-- which is weird, because BRO practically conceived you with those sunglasses on. You can't remember a moment of your life where you didn't wear these sunglasses. But.. something felt different right now.
DAVE: whats going on here