#apocalyptichero

[tozettastone]

girl* isekai's into Thedas and proceeds to open a gluten free bakery in Kirkwall.

From this ask meme.

This... sounds really on brand and I'm mad that I didn't think of it. I love it? It would be such a fun outsider pov fic of the character just watching the da2 crew as the city slowly descends into madness. With baked goods! Damn. Merrill is probably her first customer.

[livlepretre]

klaus/hayley!

I ship it! (I feel like it turns out I ship almost everything in some shape manner or form)

Will say, I think it’s hilarious that Hayley basically seduced him by negging him into oblivion with his art. Like, wow, Klaus has no actual self-esteem and no chill.

I really wish that they had been more of a thing in The Originals. I liked how Hayley always pushed him back HARD and they had great chemistry. that time they ran away together? Gold.

[epicureanstyle]

Slow burn/fake date/enemies to lovers: your options aaaaare Jackson, Scott aaand Matt.

Slow burn- Scott. Scott would be a delightful friend who would slip into something more, and it would be as natural as breathing.

Fake date- Matt. Matt brings literary quotes and references on every date, and is a bad long-term plan for nearly everyone.

Enemies to lovers- Jackson. Jackson is the obvious pick here, I’m not even sure what I can say.

[inquisitivefeminist]

@apocalyptichero said: I mean there’s queerbaiting and a gross student/teacher relationship but also female friendship and everyone is suuuuuuper pretty so I’m conflicted @andaisq said: It’s pretty Bad but it’s on the CW so everybody’s pretty? I don’t know how much utility you ascribe to that but it’s probably not zero

Honestly both of these responses make me want to watch it even more

[patrickdiomedes]

I'm finally reading The Final Empire and also Vin is the love of my life.

Vin is so good and pure. 

[unseelieaccords]

apocalyptichero replied to your photo “First I was cursed by the fae… then they blackmailed me. Now I have...”

Is this a parody?

Not a clue. I’ll let you know when I read it.

[tozettastone]

so I finally read the maddie fics and ohno I forgot how horny I am for hidan 🤡 especially those moments where maddie was also like "ohno" when he was oh his knees and bloody and pathetic and when he gave her his arm and it was so INTIMATE. you wrote this for me ofcofc.

Honestly... the proportion of people deeply invested in Hidan who turn out to be here in Australia is STAGGERINGLY HIGH, in my experience. (I am included.) What is this saying about us as a culture? ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠ

I'm glad you enjoyed my Hidan in the Maddie fics though. Unsurprisingly, I love writing him the MOST when he's vulnerable and tender about his absolutely deranged religion. He's so. Ugh. I want to cook him in the oven and chew on him. Hhhhhh.

[tozettastone]

both bread and cheese are overrated :p

Hmmmm. Is this a spicy take or are you just wrong?