"kai is this because your bio parents fucking hate you and havent talked to you in 9 years" NOOOOO UHHHH WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT i just want a my daddy and mommy :( [NOT IN A WEIRD YA FREAKS]
hello, fwendy wends!!!!! <- papa wiggly told me to put that in the intro.
hiii!!! im kai drew!! i'm the main mod of this tumblr! it WAS my personal tumblr before my family hijacked it... boo... ill be modding posts, and stuff!!!
the people on this account include: my dad, paul matthews, my mom, emma perkins, my papa wiggly, my papa pokey, my papa blinky, my papa tinky, and my papa/mama nibbly!! but sometimes my friends will pop in sometimes, so yeay!! :D
basically, you guys can...ask us questions! i mean, i think we're intersting.
umm...bout me, errr...D
im 21ish years old you are 13. NO???? YES YOU ARE
papa tinky stop. or im removing you. okay :[
I'm 21ish years old, i go to hfhs (i never finished (or went) to high school), i live with my papas n my mom in my dads apartment, and... yeah!!!
we all agree to have speaker tags to make it clear whos talking, so here they are!
KAI:
PAUL:
EMMA:
WIGGLY:
POKEY:
BLINKY:
NIBBLY:
TINKY:
OTHER:
and thats all for now! thanks for reading! :]
TAGGING SYSTEM:
answers from paul's apartment - answer tag
kaiposting - kai's character tag
paulposting - paul's character tag
emmaposting - emma's character tag
cephaloposting - wiggly's character tag
apothoposting - pokey's character tag
pupilposting - blinky's character tag
nibbyposti- - nibbly's character tag [HE ATE THE FUCKING TAG]
@shxwstxpper - Status: infected. Playing the role of ‘Leading Lady’.
@christianchasity - Status: infected. Playing the role of ‘Confidant #1’.
@gloryandgrace - Status: infected. Playing the role of ‘Confidant #2’.
@lauterishotter - Status: infected. Playing the role of ‘Femme Fatale’.
@laika-at-hatchetfield - Status: infected. Playing the role of ‘Confidant #3’.
@idonotlikemusicals - Status: infected. Playing the role of ‘Leading Man’.
@paul-matthewsccrp23 - Status: infected. Playing the role of ‘Leading Man - Understudy’.
@alexandra-foster - Status: alive.
@perkys-420 - Status: alive.
@stuckinmyweb - Status: alive.
@musicalfan78 - Status: infected. Playing the role of ‘Ensemble’.
@tabbycat-of-hatchetfield - Status: alive.
@blackjackbisexual - Status: infected. Playing the role of ‘Ensemble’.
@probably-ancient-evil - Status: alive.
@villeisahuman - Status: alive(?).
@kacieewilliams - Status: alive.
@clivesdale-protectors - Status: alive.
@hatchetfieldarsonist - Status: alive.
@schrodingers-nepeta - Status: alive.
@rosaria-drama-geek - Status: alive.
please let me know if you’d like to be added/removed!
a boy steps into the starlight theatre. his blue eyes seem to glow through the darkness. the blue is too deep, too bright. his hands writhe uncomfortably at his sides. the darkness spills around him, seeming to swallow him up. his hair is undone, and he wears only pajama shorts with blue skulls on them and an old t-shirt. on the shirt, the words "JOIN THE BLACK PARADE" are written in black sharpie, and a baton surrounded by musical notes. he takes a deep, shaky breath in, and in a voice that sounds both rehearsed and terrifiedly unsure, he calls into the black.
"kai? i'm here."
( - @laika-at-hatchetfield )
[A chuckle. One that both sounds completely foreign and strangely familiar to Laika. A flash of peircing, sickening blue eyes shine in the darkness before retreating back into the black. The girl's voice booms in the theater. She sounds like Kai, with her pitch and influcions, but at the same time, she sounds nothing like her. The voice is far too polished and posh, carrying itself with an air of superiority that Kai never held. Her twang is gone, along with the bright and cheery human cadence Kai had.]
"Hiya, Laika! You're just in time for the show!"