#apparently!

[redacted-metallum]

Dealing with fruit flies makes me sympathetic to how the theory of spontaneous generation held on for as long as it did. Where the hell did you little shits come from. Get out of my fruit

[last-online-2004]

2004

[tiredfoxtf]

hello.... could I perhaps request a doodle of some boat ranchers.. I literally just realised today that I fw them . (etho, Joel, tango + Jimmy all as one ship, it's beautiful) hope you're having a good day !

I love them a lot, but boat ranchers name is hilarious. Fucking Noah's ark type name.

[twinkle-toph]

I’ll force a Tokka renaissance if it’s the last thing I do!

*shakes fist in the air*

[jonny-versace]

How we're spending the day

[alightbuthappypen]

A happy ending, eventually.

This was my original idea for the Close Quarters Exchange (for the tag 'immortal together'), but I changed my mind when I wasn't sure I'd be able to hit the deadline (and also that my giftee may prefer a wangxian that fit more in the spirit of the classic 'close quarters' trope). Which was correct! But also then I decided to do it anyway, in one day. So forgive any rough edges.

[mswyrr]

Gabrielle: And so, Zeus, in his appreciation, turned the two lovers into oak trees. And then do you know what happened?

Xena: Somebody built a boat out of them?

Gabrielle: No. Their branches intertwined, and they spent the rest of their days in each other's embrace.

Xena: What's the point?

Gabrielle: Come on, Xena. I believe everyone will find their tree in the forest someday... even you.

Xena: I find the strongest trees in the forest stand alone.

You don't have to be strong all the time, Xena. Sometimes it's good for the soul to be soft.