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I had an apple today! And this morning I got up at 6:30am to go for a 7km run and I felt really good afterwards :)
"That's wonderful! Do you know why I like apples?"
"Because they are so a-peel-ing!"
"Joke: A guy had a crush on his teacher, but she was dating a doctor. So, the guy brought his teacher an apple every day."
I give you one better- if I attach one apple to my chest and one apple to my back, will I keep spinning and produce endless energy?
Heidi: He's creepy AF.
Abigail: Ah, Apple Fritter! The worst of the apple desserts!
(from Mapleworth Murders)
I lolled. But I do love apple fritters... But is it possible that it is the worst apple dessert because apples desserts are so good?
No. No. Apple fritters are great. It can't be the worst.
Joke of the day - Apple
Joke of the day – Apple
“Have an apple–solutely gre–ape day!” http://www.pinterest.com
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How do you like them apples?
My friend was eating an apple in class and I asked 'Oh you like apples? Do you know who else like apples?... Snow White'.
If the FBI needs to get into someones's iPhone without permission..
..they should just call U2 and ask how they did it.