The Fossoways be like:
“I love my wife, I tell her that much anytime I’m be-cider.”
“I don’t need to see the maester, just give me an apple a day.”
“The play was terrible, I have a lot of g-ripes about it.”
“You need to work out more, especially your core.”
“This is good armor, the orange is very a-peel-ing.”
“Behave yourself, kids! You are my barrel and I won’t have a rotten one spoil the lot!”
“Hedge knights and highborn knights are completely different. You wouldn’t confuse an apple with an orange, right?”
“What is a legacy? It's planting seeds in a garden you never get to see.”
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