Saw your poly masterlist, and started wondering... What would a poly relationship with Zayne, Sylus and Caleb be like? 🤔 I've seen SnowCrow a bunch and one AppleCrow fic, but never all three of them...
If you have any thoughts about being in a relationship with any of the couples too, I would love to hear them. But it's a lot of writing, so you don't have to! ☺️
OOOOH WHAT AN INSPIRED QUESTIONNNN idk why my brain never went there until i saw this ask but thank you for making it spiral with thoughts about this polycule for like a week straight lol i love you for that
Btw we may be unhinged but we're organized about it, okay (by we i mean me) so i've sorted these into categories/scenarios from most important to least important:
SnowAppleCrow x fem!reader poly headcanons
Sex life (priorities)
Yes, you do have 3 holes for a few reasons, and those are Sylus, Caleb, and Zayne...
Even though it's never spoken about, you notice there's kind of an unspoken rotation that goes on depending on their appetites and moods, but Caleb spends the most time with your mouth, Sylus spends the most time with your ass, and Zayne spends the most time with your pussy.
This dynamic has the perfect balance of 'provokers' (you and sylus) and 'punishers' (caleb and zayne). Sure, sometimes the lines might blur a bit but not one day goes by that Sylus (and you) isn't trying to get a rise out of the doctor or the colonel with provocative comments and pushing buttons. Or, that Zayne and Caleb aren't thinking of ways they might teach him (and you) the consequences of doing it.
Everyone knows when someone's had a bad day because the punishers punish harder and the provokers turn into ragebaiters.
Sylus and Caleb inappropriately use their evols the most. They love restraining and manhandling you and Zayne while they're biting, licking, sucking, etc. But! Zayne isn't above retaliating with a bit of blue balls (or blue nipples) from time to time.
Even though Caleb can be a bit bossy, Zayne is undoubtedly the one you guys obey the most, his voice is basically a leash for all of you, it's hard to resist (i may be projecting)
Example: Caleb has you writhing and begging in the throes of overstimulation? He finally stops (reluctantly) and gives you time to catch your breath when Zayne commands him to ease up.
I think Sylus resists and challenges Zayne the most (like, will he actually stop biting yours and Caleb's neck and thighs? No. But maybe he'll make sure the bites no longer draw blood to the surface). Zayne usually has the last word though.
Zayne 100% weaponizes this in public and private situations btw, one well-placeed 'behave' in That Tone at any of you will have all of you biting your lips in anticipation.
If you're not in the picture (which is basically only like... 10% of the time lbr), Caleb spends the most time inside Zayne, Sylus spends the most time inside Zayne's mouth, and Zayne spends the most time inside Sylus. The rest of the time everyone quite literally revolves around you.
The ones who like to watch most are you and Sylus. Sylus because he loves to... backseat fuck? and throw out goading little commentary like 'c'mon colonel, you know our doctor likes it more rough than that' and see the dominoes fall before him.
You love it because there's nothing more satisfying than seeing Mr. Know It All Caleb and Mr. I'm In Control of Every Situation Sylus reduced to pleading, sweaty messes at Zayne's feet.
Sylus brings the most toys into the bedroom and Caleb is the most reactive to them until it gets to a point where Sylus is only buying toys with the intent of using them on Caleb.
All three of them have 1000/10 aftercare abilities, but Zayne enjoys and does it the most because Caleb is usually too spent and Sylus is usually to caught up in kissing you to move.
Caleb has, at one point, been able to restrain all 3 of you with his evol.
Domestic life
Caleb is absolutely the designated cook and baker. All of you get personalized lunches packed for you (but only you get a little note from him in yours).
Caleb also gets a lunch but it's catered to his Fleet desk everyday courtesy of Mephisto lol
As soon as things become semi-official, Sylus and Caleb unknowingly set up their own spyware cybersecurity on everyone's devices. It takes them probably less than a day to realize this and do the spider-man finger pointing thing. This is what gets them to actually team up to engineer probably the most egregious and thorough spyware in existence all so they can monitor protect each other and you and Zayne.
Sylus also took a huge interest in Caleb's model planes, that's something they build together now while you and Zayne read or do a puzzle together.
Zayne is of course the health habit monitor, gets on you and Caleb for your hours of screen time while gaming and he gets on Sylus for his sleeping habits and the amount of time he spends straining his eyes to tinker with things.
You, Sylus, and Caleb retaliate against him by reducing the amount of sugar and sweets in the house (by eating it or stashing it away from his eyeballs) and by scheduling dentist appts for him against his will.
Sylus, of course, spoils everyone rotten by lavishing them in their favourite things.
Zayne and Sylus are the most difficult to take care of when sick, Caleb's had to use his evol on them many a time to make them listen and stop trying to work.
If it were up to Zayne, Caleb, and Sylus, your feet would literally never touch the ground. You genuinely debate sometimes on creating a schedule with how much time you're spending in a lap, on a chest, or carried around.
There's no assigned sleeping position but the one you guys most commonly find yourselves in is Caleb spooning you, Sylus spooning Zayne, and you and Zayne facing each other with your hands linked.
Less comfy but honourable mention sleeping position: You asleep on Sylus' chest with Caleb and Zayne on either side of him.
Miscellaneous
The group chat is primarily driven by you and Caleb sending memes or making fun of each other. Zayne and Sylus like to read and be entertained but usually only chime in if they're defending someone, themselves, or if there are plans being made.
Caleb and Sylus have tried to sneak Clopidogrel home on multiple occasions only to be thwarted by you and Zayne.
All of you have adopted Luke and Kieran. They love it because they play mind games with you guys all the time so they can get permission to do things they know they're not allowed to do, and so they can get stuff that they know they're not allowed to have. They also hate it because when they're caught there are now four adults to scold them instead of just one.
Caleb is even meaner to Gideon after this relationship is official because he and Zayne really click and Caleb is not okay with that.
All three of you have gone to the hospital with a fake injury just so you can spend some time with Zayne.
Caleb shuts the apartment door, only to stop dead in his tracks. Right across from the entrance, Sylus sits on the sofa. You are draped right over him, facing away from him, your thighs spread wide as you take every inch of his massive cock. From where Caleb stands, the view is completely unobstructed. He can see exactly where your body melts into Sylus’s.
“Damn. What a view,” Caleb mutters, his voice dropping low.
“W-welcome home, Caleb-ah!”
At your voice, Sylus deliberately lets your weight drop flat against him. Your belly stretches, completely filled out as you bottom out on his length.
Sylus lets out a low chuckle, acting completely unfazed by the tight grip of your walls, though a sharp tick in his jaw gives him away. “Go take a shower, Caleb. She’s been waiting for you.”
“What’s the matter? Can’t handle her hunger by yourself?” Caleb counters, stepping closer.
Sylus flashes a smug, dangerous grin. “I can go all night without you, if that’s what you want.”
To prove his point, Sylus hooks a hand under your thigh, lifting it high until his slick length pops completely out of you. A heavy mix of your arousal and his cream spills out instantly, dripping like a glistening honey. Caleb freezes, staring at the endless flow.
“Fuck… look at all that…” Caleb breaths out, his own pants straining hard.
“Tell him, kitten,” Sylus purrs, his voice dark and demanding. “How many times have I filled you up tonight?”
“D-don’t remember… nngh…” Your mind is completely fried.
Caleb’s breath hitches. He tears his eyes away and practically bolts toward the bathroom.
As the door shuts, you look back over your shoulder, your eyes wet with tears. “S-Sy… put it back in, please…”
Sylus grips your hip hard enough to bruise, his smile turning sharp and wicked. “Relax, kitten. I’ll keep you warm until he’s clean. Then we’ll see how much you can really take.”
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Summary: You just wanted to survive university, not fall for either of them—let alone both. Two handsome idiots who somehow made your apartment their second home. You, Sylus, and Caleb were supposed to be just friends. So why does everything feel like their is more going on?
Character: Sylus x f!reader x Caleb // AU - College Student
So.. I originally intended to do a full kinktober of 1k ficlets for each of the LI's. Then I realized I'm too busy (and too much of a wordy bitch) to do dozens of 1k word fics, that I can't write smut without a ton of context, and that fewer but longer one shots are my sweet spot. Thus, Nova's Polytober™ was born~
Each week of October I'll be posting a one-shot (and updating this masterlist) with messy and kinky polycule dynamics for various combinations of Sylus, Caleb, and Zayne that dive into delicious scenarios between snowapplecrow and a fem!mc/reader. So, without further ado:
࿇˚₊⋆ KINKTOBER MASTERLIST ˚₊‧࿇
WEEK ONE
do you miss her? | ao3
➻ Pairing: sylus x zayne x you
➻➻ Kinks/tropes: unhealthy coping mechanisms. choking. punishment. mutual masturbation. caught in the act (kind of).
WEEK TWO
Suspended Between You | ao3
➻ Pairing: zayne x dawnbreaker x you
➻➻ Kinks/tropes: groping. edging. marking. praise kink. double penetration. overstimulation. somnophilia (kind of).
WEEK THREE .....[please hold >.<].....
Birds of a Feather | ao3 |
➻ Pairing: sylus x ?! x you
➻➻ Kinks/tropes: unhealthy coping mechanisms. power imbalance. dirty talk. biting. shapeshifting.
WEEK FOUR
Lost in Paradise | ao3
➻ Pairing: caleb x sylus x you
➻➻ Kinks/tropes: dubious consent. sex pollen. canon-typical violence. oral sex. body worship. possessive behaviour. jealousy.
WEEK FIVE
call me by his name | ao3
➻ Pairing: zayne x caleb x you
➻➻ Kinks/tropes: voyuerism. mistaken identity. dirty talk. frottage. praise kink.
P.S. I toyed with the idea of doing a taglist for this but I'm not sure if anyone would actually be interested lol so if you are, please feel free to reply to this post or send me an ask/DM and I'd be more than happy to tag you >.<
NOTE || anything i've written for m/m or poly pairings is in this masterlist. It's ordered from newest to oldest and includes: one-shots (over 1k words), drabbles (under 1k words), and headcanons.
Summary: You just wanted to survive university, not fall for either of them—let alone both. Two handsome idiots who somehow made your apartment their second home. You, Sylus, and Caleb were supposed to be just friends. So why does everything feel like their is more going on?
Character: Sylus x f!reader x Caleb // AU - College Student
A/N I had planned to have like a summer beach moment with both of them for a while. Infold gave the perfect template for this. So let's see how it turns out to have those two at such scenario. Especially after what happened last time. (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)
Summary: You just wanted to survive university, not fall for either of them—let alone both. Two handsome idiots who somehow made your apartment their second home. You, Sylus, and Caleb were supposed to be just friends. So why does everything feel like their is more going on?
Character: Sylus x f!reader x Caleb // AU - College Student
Summary: You just wanted to survive university, not fall for either of them—let alone both. Two handsome idiots who somehow made your apartment their second home. You, Sylus, and Caleb were supposed to be just friends. So why does everything feel like their is more going on?
Character: Sylus x f!reader x Caleb // AU - College Student
“Oh no,” you whispered, your laughter caught in your throat as Caleb took a single, slow step back. Sylus set the book aside, droplets sliding down his jaw. His hair darkened in streaks where it had been hit, sunglasses now speckled with water. He stared at you both.
“Sweetie,” Sylus drawled, finally peeling off the glasses and shaking a few droplets free. His eyes, now fully visible, held an angry and dangerous gleam. “You do realize you've just declared war.”
You squealed, already backing away, while Caleb barked out a laugh and made a run for the other water gun leaning against the rail. “It wasn't me, it’s Caleb's fault!”
The deck erupted into a chaotic battlefield.
