Exes forced to Work together
at the same time: “You.” “You.”
“I’m not working with that idiot-“ “You mean the idiot who got the good pillow?” “It was mine and you know it!”
*accidentally says their full name using their (old) married name instead of their maiden name*
“Looks like we still make a good team, huh?”
“Last time we were in this position was in a very different situation.”
“Can I divorce you again?”
*have to pretend to be a married couple and slipping back into their roles seamlessly…* “Why are you better at being married to me when it’s not even real.”
“Why do you look worried?” “Because you almost died!” “And you… care?” “Well… Who else am I supposed to get alimony from?”
“Stay alive, yeah?” “Don’t tell me what to do.”
[Prompt Calender: April 14th, National Ex Spouse Day]
