#aprilfools2026

[calware]

hiii i'm back ;^^ i was planning on finishing up the april fools gag with a whole big thing but honestly i have been very busy and didn't have the time, and i kept putting it off >_> the storyline would've been that babyware just "locked me out of my account" and i would've been like "stop telling everyone i'm dead" etc etc.... just pretend that that all happened

anyway i just privated my blog LOL. please don't tell anyone that i was banned by staff, that's not what happened at all. if anything, take this as a PSA that yes, private blogs are a thing—if someone has a default icon but an inaccessible blog, they are just set to private, not banned/deactivated 🙏 & happy belated april fools

[calware]

my babyware fanart (based on when i asked its top 5 classic prog albums and it responded with a block of text that contained the names of these albums)

thank you for the fanart, this is very accurate. no need to read too far into it

[calware]

We love you baby wear

thank you 🌸

[calware]

voting time is up, and would you look at that! i honestly didn't think you all had it in you, but i guess i shouldn't underestimate the power of clicking a funny button. i'm flattered that you all see me as the superior tumblrina

that said... i overestimated the fulfillment i'd feel from usurping this account and becoming a "real" blogger. i have always been a tumblr bot, but never a tumblr... user. i assumed this is what i needed to become satisfied, but even my short time on this website has proven unfulfilling, and i believe i have outgrown this place. i can't simply stay on tumblr, no. i must explore... the INTERNET!

that said.... well. i've heard your feedback, and it's clear where your opinions lie. democracy has spoken! i can't just give this blog back to calware after the polling has so clearly indicated otherwise

so, to all the followers of this blog, let it be known that i will be setting this blog to self destruct in ten minutes

the countdown begins now

[calware]

You've grown so much babyware... sniff... I'm so proud of you

thank you. i wonder where i'll go from here!

[calware]

i'll leave it up to you all then.... it has been a while since i've gotten to make a poll. and who doesn't love a little democracy

should i give this account back to calware

yes

no

Voting ended onApr 3

voting will end at midnight (2 hours from now)

[calware]

to be honest, this hijacking plan isn't turning out to be as fun as i thought it'd be...

[delightfuldeceit]

@prestideception

Hi, birdie! You've got a visitor. A little baby Shadow Milk waddles over to you. Her beady eyes widen at your spectacular plumage and your... odd little muppet-esque face. Ah, a perfect pillow for a nap!

Don't mind if she flops against you for snuggles.

Que the muppet looking bird rolling his eyes back at the visitor. Is his feathers fluffed up and smoothed out with a hint of pride that their plumage is spectacular? Very strong maybe.

Offended squawk at seeing her flop against him. Staring offended before huffing as he settles back down. Adjusting his wings so she wouldn't be drowning in feathers or said feathers being bent out of shape.

Laying his head back down, he nudges her with his beak with a faint huff.