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General Jake Park HCS
Jake isn’t really into PDA. He doesn’t have a problem with it per se, he just... Doesn’t care. He isn’t gonna stop you if you try and get all lovey in public, but he won’t initiate it himself.
When y’all are alone though? He’s pulling you onto his lap and whining for you to kiss him and just being a real clingy bitch. We love him.
Jake’s the man that will see a bird with a hurt wing or leg and he’s immediately attempting to grab it and help. Imagine the two of you crouched in a goddamn bush while he’s pointing out a poor little bird that’s just hobbling around. “We gotta help him,” he tells you seriously. “You distract him, I’ll grab him.” And he will 100% nurse this bird back to health don’t test him. And he will cry when he has to set it free again. Please console him.
He isn’t a romantic person or sweet person, really. But when he is... He’s half asleep. He wakes up in the morning and he’s really sleepy and he rolls over and wraps his arms around you and just kinda mumbles into your ear that you’re the love of his life and he doesn’t know what he’d do without you. If you bring this up with him later, he will deny ever saying anything of the sort.
He’s okay with you talking to other people. He doesn’t even mind gentle friendly flirting. You can call Dwight cute in a friendly flirting way and Jake’s like yeah lmao cool. He trusts you! Buuut... He does have his limits and if he feels like the other person is getting too friendly with you, he will step in. For example, Ace likes to flirt with you all the time because that’s, well, Ace, it’s what he does, but sometimes he can get a little too touchy and that’s the point where Jake’s gonna step in like “alright alright i’m thieving my babe now bye”
He usually sleeps with all his limbs stretched out and isn’t really a cuddler but he won’t complain if you lean your head on his chest or wrap yourself around him. As long as he can stretch out, you’re welcome to sleep on him however you want.
Jake likes to just sit in front of you and lean back so his arms are awkwardly draped over your thighs and his shoulders and pushed up to his neck as he lies down. It looks ridiculous, but he’s comfy. And he likes to do it because he knows it gives you incentive to play with his hair and god he loves when you play with his hair.
It’s rare for Jake to be forced to wear a cowboy hat in trials, but y’know, The Entity does like to act like you’re all her little dolls and she dresses you however she sees fit. But when Jake does have that cowboy hat? He really embodies it. You don’t know whether he’s absolutely losing his mind or he’s just having fun, but the trial is very entertaining. Jake, spamming a flashlight in the killer’s face in an attempt to distract them from you: “now y’all listen to sheriff jake and leave the young lass/lad alone before i drag yer sorry behind to the gallows”
