#aprofoundduplicity

[slavashaska]

⛴ i'm sailing the torture husbands ship straight into hell

[*puts captain hat* LET’S GO MATE]

[slavashaska]

pornhub. god save him.

@aprofoundduplicity

Adam was passing by the Intel Room when he saw the other fiddling around with some computer files. There was a veeeeeeery lewd video of him and a soldier, that he really kept a secret, but somehow ended up on the other’s screen. 

In the video, Ocelot was bouncing his lips on the other’s lap, wearing only his red scarf, that fallen beautifully on his chest, moaning and having an obvious erection between his legs. Coming as quickly as he could, he turned the screen off.

“What are you doing?????????”

[unclesolo]

@aprofoundduplicity

“Hello. Dr. Jekyll, isn’t it?” Napoleon strode right through to the man’s office, one hand reaching into the inner pocket of his jacket.

“My name’s Napoleon Solo, from U.N.C.L.E.” He showed his card to the doctor. “We’ve become aware of some gruesome disturbances in the area and are performing some routine questioning, hope you don’t mind.”

Normally, Napoleon would not be the one to make these sorts of inquiries, but this was different. The menace now merited some special attention, especially after one of the agents in his section got severely injured while off-duty in London. 

[unclesolo]

( I'M WITH THAT ANON TBH )

Total casualties accrued from my thread w/ kuuryakin : 2

[londonsmostlovelygirl-blog]

{So in choir yesterday we were discussing the text in our songs and my professor pulled out the one with words by Robert Louis Stevenson and was like "Does anyone know what else he wrote?" And I practically jump out of my seat like "JEKYLL AND HYDE" and THEN he goes "Does anyone know where he was from?" And people are like muttering throughout the room "England? America? France?" And I just yell "SCOTLAND!" Tl;dr: Thanks to Ky, my entire choir thinks I am a nerdy genius, when really I just enjoy reading her RLS posts.}

[ciircumserpent]

aprofoundduplicity

       “Thanks, but no thanks. I really don’t wanna hear anything about my cells that I don’t already know. You should probably burn that sample.”

[harveydont]

( if you're still doing them, could you do jekyll with d4?? )

OF COURSE, I LOVE HEN WITH TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PISSY FACES.

x

[greatandsuddenchange-blog]

“Is this where you start moralizing?” ( did someone say manipulation and gaslighting )

   “I see no other option but to moralize.   What  alternative is there to turn to if   I am to keep my sanity?”