May 6, 2016
If you lick it...
“You licked your hand and touched a moving bus.”
“If you lick it, it’s yours...”
-Buttlord and Shroomer
seen from Serbia
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seen from China
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If you lick it...
“You licked your hand and touched a moving bus.”
“If you lick it, it’s yours...”
-Buttlord and Shroomer
Riding in my friends new van
“Your van has air masks hanging from the ceiling...”
*looks closer*
“It’s literally made from a red solo cup and ziploc bag??”
20 Questions
“Are you sure it’s not a dildo?”
*50 questions later*
“are you SURE it’s not a dildo.”
Did you hear that, Charlie? The answer was butts!
Shroomer, in response to a hypothetical posed by drunk&disorderly
Charlie3000, making lemonade with class and sophistication.
Wait, you aren’t supposed to do dishes with laundry detergent? Huh.
College life. Turns out we had a pitcher, but we made the lemonade in the cauldron anyway.
The day we decided to make this blog. Burgerville.