Nov 6, 2019
I couldn't spread my legs to get stuff.
-me, trying to explain why driving in my new pair of sneakers was more difficult than driving in my heels
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I couldn't spread my legs to get stuff.
-me, trying to explain why driving in my new pair of sneakers was more difficult than driving in my heels
If you lick it...
“You licked your hand and touched a moving bus.”
“If you lick it, it’s yours...”
-Buttlord and Shroomer
Riding in my friends new van
“Your van has air masks hanging from the ceiling...”
*looks closer*
“It’s literally made from a red solo cup and ziploc bag??”
20 Questions
“Are you sure it’s not a dildo?”
*50 questions later*
“are you SURE it’s not a dildo.”
The words of @nb126 | #takenoutofcontext #papermagazine #cutouts
Random Facts/Comments from Professor of the year
This semester I was dreading taking my science requirement. Pushing it off till my last year I finally got around to taking the damn class and what do you know, it was pretty damn informative and entertaining. Learning so much I felt the need to share some of the fun facts I've learned in my Women's Bio taught by the cutest little old lady. Mind you these words are straight from my professors mouth that I've written down throughout the semester.
1. You girls are all in your twenties and should embrace your juicy vaginas.
2. Your vagina will shrink during menopause so be sure to have regular sex to stop shrinking.
3. Not only do your vagina's shrink during menopause but they also dry up so invest in lube.
4. If your guy can get you to orgasm more than once...he's a keeper!
5. Did you know you can make a man balls retract by rubbing your hand briskly up his thigh unexpectedly...well you can, so if you have a guy to mess with you should try.
6. Today in lab I will be showing you how to handle testicles (class laughing) ...no not real ones! We will be looking for testicular cancer because more often than not it is women who find cancerous lumps in their partners.
7. Squeeze the testicles gently! You don't want to damage the goods.
"I think I got these acids down :)!!"
07/21/2013