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painfully true

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[anonymouscomrade]

Imagine saying "where sweets are baked, not bought" about the decade that invented blue raspberry

[linddzz]

The 90s was the era of absolutely fucked up sweets are you kidding me we were all licking chemical sugar goo from a goddamn dick tipped tube

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What about my butt? What about the sanctity of my butt?

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Britian’s so cool, literally anyone can walk into a bar and so long as the bartenders not like “you are obviously two toddlers in a trench coat” they’ll give you alcohol.

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If you lick it...

“You licked your hand and touched a moving bus.”

“If you lick it, it’s yours...” 

-Buttlord and Shroomer

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Riding in my friends new van

“Your van has air masks hanging from the ceiling...”

*looks closer*

“It’s literally made from a red solo cup and ziploc bag??”

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20 Questions

“Are you sure it’s not a dildo?”

*50 questions later*

“are you SURE it’s not a dildo.”

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Did you hear that, Charlie? The answer was butts!

Shroomer, in response to a hypothetical posed by drunk&disorderly

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Charlie3000, making lemonade with class and sophistication.

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Wait, you aren’t supposed to do dishes with laundry detergent? Huh.

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College life. Turns out we had a pitcher, but we made the lemonade in the cauldron anyway.

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The day we decided to make this blog. Burgerville.