#aqpolice

[artificialqueens]

Aftenoon, folks. I’m here to report that in accordance with code 34.2 of our artificial bylaws, there will be no required format for tags and disclaimers regarding “alternate universe” and “canon-compliant” works of fiction here in our community. Those specifications will be left to the discretion of the person responsible for such submissions. If you have any further questions you may contact our non-emergency department. Thank you for your time, stay safe out there. -The Chief

I literally just said that, Chief. 😂

[aqpolice]

*repeats positive affirmations in the mirror, lip quivering*

[artificialqueens]

*sings national anthem off-key*

[artificialqueens]

*sprints into the blog, looks arounds, tuck-and-rolls out of the blog*

[aqpolice]

Can you arrest Miss Veronica Sanders, known for writing amazing fics and being Courtney Act’s number 1 stan for identity theft. I think she secretly might be Bianca Del Rio pretending to be Veronica👀

Thank you for your concerns. A search warrant will be issued by the end of the day.

*slowly rolls up window*

[aqpolice]

Allegations against Veronica are not true, I am a witness, I would like witness protection and then I will testify! Can that be granted?

*long sigh*

Tell it to the judge. Until then, all suspects are innocent until proven guilty. Since at this point a search has been issued, we’ll likely be taking Miss Sanders into questioning. More information will be available upon her release.

-The Chief

[artificialqueens]

*shines a flashlight, walks away*

[artificialqueens]

Keep it movin’ people... nothin to see here...