Hey whoever it was that decided that all fantasy games need to have incredibly detailed and meticulously sound designed giant spiders I hope you die in one of the most excruciating ways possible! And whoever it was that decided these giant spiders should always DESCEND FROM THE CEILING DIRECTLY ON TOP OF THE PLAYER IN EVERY FUCKING GAME I hope you never experience joy or happiness or love and are haunted through all your short days by a gnawing feeling of disconnection and numbness to all the most simple of life’s pleasure and also that you die in one of the most excruciating ways possible and then end up in your special brand of hell where you continue to experience agonizing torment for the rest of eternity and that when I die I get to go there too just to have the pleasure of personally torturing you myself until the end of time and beyond.
Just fyi :D
