ATRIUM SECURITY RECORDING 0326
GRANDMA: -taking a pair of sheers to the bushes around her house. This might take a while.-
ROSE: -SHE IS TOTALLY HERE FOR SOME SICKNASTY LAWN AND GARDEN CARE!!!!!-
ROSE: -OK but she hasn't really had a chance to talk to Jolene much so seeing her out with a set of garden shears is the ideal time for a conversational ambush. Ambush. amBUSH-
ROSE: I suppose the property is not at risk of declining in value.
ROSE: I admire your diligence.
GRANDMA: -looks up from her work to smile at Rose, recognizing her as the woman from the dinner party and thankful to see her in better spirits- you should have seen the state of it when i got here! that's what happens when you leave your base unattended for... who even knows how long.
GRANDMA: there are more um... practical forms of lawn care, -the word she's actually looking for is INVENTIVE- but nothing beats doing it the old fashioned way. :P
ROSE: I gather. The rustic simplicity gives one's mind time to gather itself.
ROSE: Not interrupting some sort of meditation, I hope. -I mean she's not gonna leave if she was but still, politeness-
ROSE: To be honest, this is sort of how I imagined you would spend your time. At least insofar as one imagined how grandmothers do things.
GRANDMA: hehe! it's a bit of a stereotype, isn't it? but it's a soothing hobby when you're usually buzzing around the galaxy gathering Intel to topple evil empires!! which i suspect is less of a grandmotherly thing to do... but it should be!
GRANDMA: -snip snip- i don't think i ever caught your name, dear. i apologize if i did... i have poor memory.
ROSE: Rose Lalonde. I don't believe I introduced myself. There were a lot of us present.
GRANDMA: there sure were. -she might go so far as to say it was a clusterfuck, if she were in different company-
GRANDMA: it's a pleasure to meet you, rose. :) -hmms about lalonde though-
ROSE: Likewise, I'm certain. At least, under more personal circumstances.
ROSE: I suppose it's not often one finds themselves in the company of the founder of a tech company that rivals planets in influence.
ROSE: Would that there were some ceremony to stand on.
GRANDMA: oh, gee... i guess you don't hang around my brother much, then. -she hoos, a little nervously-
GRANDMA: it's difficult to take that credit these days... but that's what i'm fighting for now. -smiles again, but it's a little weary-
ROSE: Not much, I admit. Though you'd be happy to know it would do little to dull the impact.
ROSE: I, um. Was actually curious about that in particular.
ROSE: You and your brother.
ROSE: Being with the rebellion. I suppose I had some inkling about the nature of the enigmatic, potentially deceased Grandfather Harley in my teenage years.
GRANDMA: oh?? -she finds it a little strange that she would take interest in them that young, but then recalls what was said the other night-
GRANDMA: how exactly... are you related to skaianet, if i may ask?
ROSE: My... mother received funding for a project on human research into the human genome, and the incubation of a human being through technological means.
GRANDMA: -searches her memory, to connect this information to the name lalonde- oh!! i remember.
GRANDMA: ...roxanne is your mother... she was at dinner the other night as well. -sitting with james. Yes yes, she recalls-
GRANDMA: -she looks at Rose, heavily, realizing the significance of this young woman standing before her- she really... paved the way for cloning research. goodness... i haven't seen her since she was a teenager herself! but i doubt she really remembers me...
ROSE: I suppose not. -She suppresses the urge to make a bitter joke about hard-drinking, but as a result, just sort of stands there awkwardly quiet for a few moments too long.-
ROSE: How, um. How long has it been like this? Living like this, rebelling against the system. So forth.
GRANDMA: let's see... -how old was Jake again? Get it together, jojo!- i want to say... about twenty-five years? that's when i left skaianet, anyway.
GRANDMA: i've been a part time rebel as far back as i can remember!
ROSE: I suppose that checks out. -Rose sits on the grass, leaning back a bit.- I am presently wrestling with the fact that the majority of my youthful conspiracies have actually turned out to be pretty spot-on.
ROSE: Not attributed to my own brilliance, but rather, that reality itself is dumb enough that it made me correct.
ROSE: I am marveling. It is like the water cycle, if it were dealing in sheer absurdity instead.
GRANDMA: hehe! i understand... -looks off into the distance thinking about the Jake situation. Hoo boy.- what a funny little universe we live in.
GRANDMA: what sort of theories are we talking here? i bet i know some things that would really rock your world!!! by which i mean, be completely predictable by virtue of that sheer absurdity you mentioned. -snicker snicker-
ROSE: Probably rather typical fare. Beginning with an intention to brainwash the greater human population with propaganda as one might find in They Live.
ROSE: "The Condesce Is Alive" used to be crackpot, but we need to step up our game.
GRANDMA: how about... the condesce is alive and in cahoots with an angry green giant and his gang of leprechauns??
ROSE: I suppose it was only a matter of time before produce and cereal mascots turned against us, as well.
GRANDMA: it might sound a little less silly if i refer to them by name. lord english and the felt?
ROSE: May have heard those names. In passing, at least.
ROSE: Is the surname a coincidence?
GRANDMA: oh, no. when i was younger i thought it would be... intimidating to change my name from harley to english. um, it's kind of a long story! but the abridged version is that the condesce and lord english were rivals at one time. he was one of the very few people she feared, and there were even fewer people who knew that.
GRANDMA: so i thought I'd make a statement to the empress...! and that's how i became an english.
ROSE: Did it work? -that is kind of the exact gesture she would want to make, too. She cannot help but admire it.-
GRANDMA: -snickers- ...it sure pissed her off! so i'd call that a success. :)
ROSE: I would rather like to think we're doing that by continuing to not perish.
ROSE: She's gotten pretty hard to track for someone who, if stories are to be believed, bedazzled an entire planet.
ROSE: "Boss Ass Bitch" used to be habitable.
GRANDMA: -GROANS- you're telling me! her and lord english both... neither are really known for their discretion, but i guess even they aren't too foolish for more tactical takeovers
GRANDMA: you know what she's been up to since her alleged death? brainwashing the human populous by selling... baked goods!!! argh!!!! -she's so MAD-
GRANDMA: can you think of anything more stupid????
ROSE: Laced with some kind of glowing extract?
ROSE: ...From a fungus, perhaps?
GRANDMA: yes, actually! i have done many tests on her products, and the additives were typically fungal in nature, but i never could find out where they came from...
ROSE: Well, they were collecting them en masse from a planet we visited. Populated largely by these yellow salamanders.
GRANDMA: are the salamanders okay?
ROSE: Mostly. I suppose we didn't have much of a chance to check...
ROSE: We restored most of their lost infrastructure. But we were ambushed. It...
ROSE: It was more than a small ordeal.
GRANDMA: oh no... i'm so sorry...! :( -she huffs a little though. She's so tired of hearing stories like this! Once she has her power back, with the things she knows now... she can really make a difference. She's certain of it!-
ROSE: -She wants to say something reassuring, or at least deflect the condolence, but she can't muster anything that sounds near enough to sincere. She's just sort of looking at her feet for a bit.-
GRANDMA: -clears her throat- well... anyway! -back to snipping- you're all safe to relax here for a while.
GRANDMA: i need to speak with your captain about my plans, but um... i think i'm going to wait til after his wedding. he seems a little too stressed right now!
GRANDMA: in the meantime, i'm trying to get to know everyone on board. the department heads, at least. but i always get so distracted whenever i try to look around your ship...!
ROSE: Yes, that's. Probably for the best. -She fidgets with her fingers. Would it be out of place to start knitting in the middle of her lawn?-
ROSE: I am not a department head. I do occasionally pretend to be a therapist, though.
GRANDMA: -you are free to do as you please, rose. this is a happy place.-
GRANDMA: oh? that's a tough job. i don't think i could have the patience for it...
ROSE: It's not so bad. At least, I haven't done many things I deeply regret, so that's a plus.
ROSE: When you have already dedicated a few decades into the cutting edge of hard sciences I don't think you have too much to prove. I just try to make sure no one loses it.
ROSE: -...AGAIN, that is.-
GRANDMA: well, it is a noble cause. i'm sure your peers really appreciate what you do for them. :)
ROSE: Alas, it is a Herculean feat in itself.
GRANDMA: i just hope you have someone looking out for you, too. -gently fusses...-
ROSE: They do so try. I've wound up with an odd juxtaposition.
ROSE: I am at the height of my criminal career, while being in the most stable of places as far as consistent emotional support is concerned.
GRANDMA: what more could a person ask for??
ROSE: Well. When you put it that way.
ROSE: -It totally runs in the family, doesn't it. She finds herself trying to keep back a laugh.-
GRANDMA: -being a goober?? yes it does!!-
GRANDMA: i'm glad. everyone here is so close, from what i can tell... it's important that you can all stick together. um... even if disagreements might arise!
GRANDMA: -nod nod- i know jake seems very happy with you guys. maybe even happier than he realizes. -as much as she loves jake, talking about him is a little difficult. she's still processing all that.-
ROSE: Did you talk to him about...
ROSE: Well. Anything, really.(edited)
ROSE: Talking in general is nearly the best we can hope for.
GRANDMA: -nods slowly- yes... we talked about everything... everything he could explain, that is.
GRANDMA: i'm sure there's much more to discuss, but... it's difficult enough for him as is.
ROSE: There are parts I have found myself yet unable to completely grasp.
ROSE: I think you are near enough to family that some of the more baffling aspects of his very existence matter little enough.
GRANDMA: it's true! no matter the circumstances... i still see him as a grandson. -and more importantly, he needs a grandmother.-
ROSE: I know it's a log shot, as well, but if you found yourself holding some secret scientific knowledge of what the hell is going on with his abilities...
ROSE: Or, I guess. Just about anyone's.
GRANDMA: not particularly, no...! it's something i've taken a lot of interest in, but i've never been able to collect anything concrete to explain the phenomenon. :/
ERIDAN: -walks in, sees those two talking, hurriedly walks back out-
GRANDMA: -you can run but you can't hide!!!-
ROSE: I suppose while we're here I ... -trails off at the SWIFT ABSCOND-
GRANDMA: he seems like a very sensitive fellow.
ROSE: Yes. It's been a fucked up time.
ROSE: -Is she gonna get yelled at for language? SLIGHTLY SHEEPISH-
ROSE: I should apologize for that. At dinner. It really-
ROSE: I was not thinking very much.
GRANDMA: -she is really in no position to judge her for her language, though she keeps it contained around most company. she is a liberal granny.-
GRANDMA: oh, thank you for the apology. but it's alright. i understand that it's important to you and you would rather not see the opportunity to help pass you by.
GRANDMA: and i understand he has responsibility as a captain to look after his crew.
GRANDMA: sure, i thought it was a little rude and reactionary on both parts! but i understand.
ROSE: I am certainly one to talk in terms of little resistance movements.
ROSE: I would honestly want to go through with it. Even if we didn't agree to the plan, I feel as though I'd still make the call to stay and try, if it were on my own entirely.
ROSE: -She hesitates a moment.-
ROSE: I have a hard time telling if it's insufferable self-righteousness or instinct or... A sheer lack of concern for the number of people who would put themselves in danger to tell me no.
ROSE: But the thought of not fighting seems rather alien. No matter how many periods of respite we get between planets.
GRANDMA: -she relates very much with this rose girl, she realizes...- i think it's important to question authority and take a stand against oppressors if it's possible for you to do so.
GRANDMA: i grew up just waiting for the condesce to expand her empire to human territory. it was only a matter of time... i fought tooth and nail every step of the way. that was a major part of my motivation to develop skaianet. i wanted everyone to have the knowledge and technology to protect themselves from people like her. when i see it being used to her advantage, instead of against her, i just get so...! ugh!
GRANDMA: but i know... it's hard to have a personal life when you're spending so much time fighting. it can really damage your relationships... -wilts a little-
GRANDMA: still, that's why i think you guys are in a unique position to stand together! to protect each other, for each other, and still fighting for the greater good.
GRANDMA: i hope i can convince your captain of that... because so far, from what i've been told, i think that's what most of you want.
ROSE: I can hardly blame you. I would feel particularly steamed if a series of smutty fantasy novels were suddenly turned against humanity to drive it towards extinction.
ROSE: Once the novelty of the tactic faded, I mean.
KANAYA: -u say smutty fantasy novels she's here. Just kidding, she's at a distance after coming out of the ship in what is probably the shortest skirt she's worn in a good half a sweep. She absolutely intends to soak up all the Rays she can.-
GRANDMA: hehe... oh wow! that sure would be something else. GRANDMA: -like THIS DAME who just entered the scene.-
KANAYA: -she thinks she hears voices, and that's when she notices them. OH. They seem to have also noticed her. She is at too much of a distance to say much, so she waves awkwardly after a moment or two.-
ROSE: It's not completely unreasonable. That's how I used to spread dissent on Alternia. -Rose does a rather elaborate wink, wave, and leg-flashing skirt-pull in response.-
ROSE: -ALSO a blown kiss-
KANAYA: -OH GOSH OH JEEZ. NOT IN FRONT OF THE ELDERLY, ROSE. She turns almost completely away and covers her face.-
ROSE: -SNICKERING TO HERSELF-
GRANDMA: you're embarrassing that poor girl!
ROSE: Yes, it's good to know I haven't lost my edge.
GRANDMA: -hoo hoos- now... what's this about spreading dissent on alternia??
ROSE: Oh, right. Ah. I spent a short while in the Earth military. I was not a very good soldier. Our ship was shot down over Alternian skies, and, rather miraculously, I was dragged out alive.
ROSE: It's a long and somewhat convoluted story that need not be recanted in full. For a time, the downed ship was taken over as a base of operations for a small group of trolls, and myself.
ROSE: We had a printing press. Every book I wrote, while being utter schlock, also contained a series of veiled references to the Empire and Empress.
GRANDMA: holy friggin smokes!! that's amazing! -she is so proud of you, rose.-
ROSE: Well. The work was a bit derivative, in retrospect. And a bit obtuse.
ROSE: -COOL GRANNY LIKES IT GOSH!!!!-
GRANDMA: anything that lampoons the empress sounds great to me. :)
GRANDMA: -stretches her achey back, putting her giant scissors away- i'm getting a little sleepy. even freedom fighters have to nap sometimes! hehe.
GRANDMA: i'll be around, but you should drop in sometime. maybe bring your "friend" over there with you! -she really likes you, rose. please come visit her. she'll bake you cookies.-
ROSE: I would like that very much, actually. It feels good to get some things off of my chest.
GRANDMA: thank you too, rose. it was so nice talking about these things with you. -waves as she waddles back into her tower-
KANAYA: -she has recovered and might have been spying on them a little, discreetly-
ROSE: -She just knitting on the lawn. NOTHING TOO BAD HERE-
DARKLEER: -the horse is finally coming out of hibernation. Or rather, daring to show his face in the public eye. It feels like it's been an eternity and now he finds himself parking by the trunk of a great big tree. The urge to smash it to smithereens is so overwhelming, he kind of spaces out daydreaming about it.-
DARKLEER: -cautiously sets a hand against the trunk. He's gonna do it.-
DARKLEER: -applies some STRONG pressure. The snapping of some bark can be heard and upsets the local fauna. And by upset, it means there are shrieks and calls of alarmed critters scattering. Yes. Good. This is making it even more tempting a thing to commit to.-
WQ: -Out for a late night walk, WQ observes Darkleer as he does all of this. In silence-
SIGNLESS: -Well he was on his way BACK from exploring the areas around the ship for an hour or two when the sound of cracking bark and the panic of animals caught in his ears. Was he surprised when he went to investigate that it was Darkleer? Not really. Was he pleased about it. Not at all. He is now also clearly observing these happenings with WQ.-
WQ: -nods at Signless in greeting, still silent as this is going on.-
SIGNLESS: -He returns the nod, its been some time since they spoke, but his main focus is still on the highblood assaulting the tree.-
DARKLEER: -spots some movement from the corner of his eye and turns to address his audience. He acts like he's not in the middle of commiting an act of mindless destruction.- May I help you
SIGNLESS: . . . .Not particularly, no. -He still stares.-
DARKLEER: Then you are e%used -says bluntly, as if this is enough to stow them off. More sounds of crunching bark can be heard.-
WQ: I do believe we are allowed to walk this way, as expressed by our dear hostess.
WQ: Might I ask, is this for woodcarving? -Gestures from him to the tree-
SIGNLESS: -He highly doubts it is.-
DARKLEER: Yes -He is definitely lying but also doesn't care that he is.-
DARKLEER: I suggest you maintain a safe distance -If you are not stupid, that is. He's looking at you, Kasvik.-
SIGNLESS: -He aint all that close but he certainly isn't far. But like hell is he moving just because he was told to.- And how far away would be considered safe?
WQ: It is polite to take two steps back after knocking on someone's portal.
WQ: Would two steps away be enough? ^_^
DARKLEER: -you tell him. He is already swinging his arm back and cracking his fist against the trunk of the tree. Wood explodes at contact and with an ear-splitting crackle, the giant jungle tree goes a-toppling. TIMBERRRRRRRR- CRASH! -
DARKLEER: -He is simply too strong. It'll take him a few seconds to correct his posture.-(edited)
GRANDMA: -watches from the greenhouse section of her tower... judging...-
WQ: -Stands there like she just bore witness to something as mundane as watching water boil. Without salt.-
SIGNLESS: -He instinctively raises his arms to shield from splinters and other possibly flying objects. Not everyone can be as cool as WQ.-
DARKLEER: -Well, while he's at it, this tree is getting the beat down of a lifetime. It will be nothing but wood chips by the time he's done with it.-
SIGNLESS: .......... -He is judging you so hard, Darkleer. Look at his disapproving stare.-
WQ: -at least wood chips can be used for mulch-
DARKLEER: -he's too busy ripping into tree bark to care about judgemental stares. Not that he would regularly. And he will not stop until splinters dig deep into his skin and his knuckles are caked with dark b100 b100d.-
WQ: -okay here's where she has to step in because even though Darkleer would rather bask in his own stupidity, she is still a doctor. Restraining a long-suffering sigh, WQ nonchalantly goes to stand next to him-
WQ: Are you aware you have broken skin?
DARKLEER: -is forced to stop punching trees which causes him a resounding amount of irritation.- I am aware
DARKLEER: -stands but only to crush more tree trunk underfoot.- I highly suggest that you keep your distance, carapace
WQ: Ah. Thank you for the clarification, troll. It simply appeared as though you were not.
SIGNLESS: -He steps up to stand behind the actual doctor, safe to glare at Darkleer from here.- You know, most people might not think to be rude to someone showing them any concern.
SIGNLESS: But yes, do continue on to punch trees if that is how you enjoy to spend your time.
DARKLEER: -eyes bore into Kasvik's soul as he dares to bring himself up to speak- I find the interference to be e%tremely rude
DARKLEER: Forgive my impertence but none of it was asked for -turns back to address WQ very coldly-
DARKLEER: It would behoove you to aim this pretentiousness in a direction elsewhere
SIGNLESS: Us?? We're being the pretentious ones??
DARKLEER: You presume there is a need to involve yourself in business that is not your own
SIGNLESS: You're are the one knocking down trees near us, so obviously it becomes our business! -He huffs, glaring right back because he has Qirin between them, so its fine.-
WQ: -still smiling pleasantly-
DARKLEER: Did I not advise you to keep your distance
DARKLEER: How convenient the minor details seem to be forgotten -curling his lip in distaste at the both of them, flashing a bit of fang as he does.-
WQ: -She's seen the Condense have her planet carpet bombed. He's as intimidating as a paperclip.-
WQ: -Besides, it's not like she's breathing down his neck, though it is very tempting now. There, there, Kasvik, all will be well.-
WQ: -She does step half a foot away from him, bringing the distance between them at least five feet apart-
DARKLEER: -That is more like it. His stance becomes less defensive as he moves off. Perhaps being cooped up in the ship for so long, Darkleer has been in much more of a terrible temper than usual. But it's also something he won't apologize for.-
DARKLEER: -now proceeds to begin ripping the tree stump from the ground-
WQ: -pauses for a while, simply watching- WQ: ...This must be a small wood carving.
DARKLEER: It is an involved piece -faint hissing as he digs his claws into the bark and HEAVES. Cue the incredible ripping sounds and the following upset of jungle earth.-
DARKLEER: -there is going to be such a mess by the time this is over-(edited)
WQ: I can see that. What form do you suppose it shall take when you have completed?
DARKLEER: That which does not provoke inquiries from unsolicitated parties -he is just so sweaty and grumpy-
WQ: -She remains unfazed- I believe the excess can be delivered to Ms. Harley for the care of her gardens. Do you think?(edited)
DARKLEER: That would be a most thoughtful gesture as well as useful -says this in such a tone as if this does not apply to him at all-
DARKLEER: By the by, it is customary for human females to assume the surname of the male counterpart whom they have sworn mating loyalty to
DARKLEER: Miss Harley bears the surname Strider now
DARKLEER: -gives the snootiest of huffs. Once a blueblood, always a blueblood.-
WQ: Though it is customary I have heard the opposite occuring as well, where the males take on the female surname.
WQ: Besides, it is hardly 'mating loyalty' as it is 'the union of souls,' which sounds less crass and far more romantic.
WQ: At any rate, I do not think we are speaking of the same individual. I am speaking of Jolene English. Apologies, I knew of her before she changed her name.
WQ: But without the need of a husband, as I recall.