Underneath it all, we're just savages.

Hiding 8ehind shirts, ties, and marriages. (icon art by terezifanclub)

[arachnurasgall]

[09:50] -- arachnurasGall [AG] began pestering caligulasAcquisition [CA] at 21:50 --

[09:50] AG: Hey, Ampora!

[09:51] AG: Are you finished spending all of your free time in the infirmary or........?

[09:51] CA: youre not bein captain so dont ask im not electin you an youre not takin ovver

[09:52] AG: That's not even what I asked!!!!!!!!

[09:52] AG: Although I would 8e incredi8ly eligi8le and you know it!

[09:55] CA: no you wwouldnt because no one trusts you but me

[09:55] AG: I thiiiiiiiink your trust 8eats out everyone else's, don't you think?

[09:57] CA: not in this case cuz no one wwould followw your instruction

[09:57] AG: When you're the leader, people do what you tell them to. They have to, or else there are consequences. Duh!!!!!!!!

[09:58] CA: not this creww an im not doin that all ovver again im sorry vvris

[09:59] AG: I'm sure you'll promote me at the very least. Even though the next captain won't 8e as good as I would 8e!

[10:01] CA: oh

[10:01] CA: a promotion

[10:01] CA: i suppose i can take that into consideration

[10:02] AG: Might as well do it 8efore the new captain takes over.

[10:03] CA: wwhat department are you evven in again

[10:10] AG: Fucking shipmen. Uuuuuuuugh.

[10:10] AG: Can't get ANYWHERE with Redglare there. She's out to get me!!!!!!!!

[10:15] CA: wwhat do you mean

[10:17] AG: She H8TES me. Won't give me a chance to show her how gr8 I am at like EVERYTHING.

[10:26] CA: HUH

[10:27] CA: *huh

[10:27] CA: i suppose i can uh

[10:27] CA: talk to her or somethin

[10:28] AG: Or just promote me. I can even do another department!

[10:34] CA: can you though

[10:35] AG: Uh, yeah? I pick up shit real fast, you know that!

[10:36] CA: i dont even fuckin knoww wwhere i could put you i dont think

[10:36] CA: shit

[10:38] AG: Well. You still need a first m8.

[10:38] CA: i cant

[10:38] CA: do that

[10:38] CA: i dont think

[10:40] AG: You don't THINK.

[10:40] AG: I think you're capa8le of doing anything.

[10:52] CA: not for long an i just

[10:52] CA: i dont wwanna demote anyone evveryones doin great

[10:52] CA: i s uppose i could appoint a vvice of a department

[10:53] AG: That's a gr8 idea!!!!!!!! You should do that for EVERY department!

[10:54] CA: ugh thats a lotta promotions

[10:54] AG: Or just me. ::::)

[10:57] CA: i cant make you vvice a evvery department that wwouldt wwork

[10:58] AG: Of ONE. See? This is why first m8 would 8e PERFECT.

[10:59] CA: no

[10:59] AG: Are you just getting rid of that position or what?

[11:02] CA: uh

[11:02] CA: i dunno

[11:02] CA: maybe

[11:02] CA: or maybe im gunna fill it myself

[11:02] AG: What? Why????????

[11:05] CA: because i dunno that i wwanna givve up leadership entirely

[11:09] AG: Well. Do you need a co first m8????????

[11:17] CA: no

[11:19] AG: I think you do.

[11:20] CA: no i fuckin dont stop pressin me

[11:21] AG: Ugh fine.

[11:21] AG: Anyway. You never answered my question.

[09:10] CA: wwhich question 

[09:10] CA: youre askin about a million fuckin questions

[08:43] AG: The FIRST ONE. Way at the 8eginning where I ask if you're finished spending all of your free time in the fucking infirmary!

[08:49] CA: oh

[08:49] CA: right

[08:49] CA: yeah im outta the infirmary noww

[08:49] AG: Fiiiiiiiinally!

[08:49] AG: You 8etter 8e doing something awesome.

[08:49] CA: wwait wwhat do you mean

[08:50] AG: With your free time.

[08:50] AG: And not like, I don't know. Sitting around????????

[08:53] CA: wwell i cant exactly do anythin else

[08:53] AG: 8ooooooooring.

[08:53] AG: When's that going to change?

[08:57] CA: i dunno if i evver fuckin wwalk again

[09:00] AG: You're GOING to walk again, Eridan.

[09:06] CA: yeah ill believve it wwhen im on my feet again

[09:06] AG: With that attitude, it won't happen. 8ut whatever. We can work on that.

[09:24] CA: theres nothin you can do about it

[09:24] AG: Ain't nothin I can't do, Ampora. Remem8er that.

[09:25] CA: theres plenty you cant fuckin do an the surgury that wwould be required to get me back on my goddamned feet im pretty damned sure falls in that category

[09:28] AG: Oh my god! I'm yawning right now, I hope you know. 8ut it's whatever.

[09:28] AG: I'll stick with you, even when you're 8eing lame.

[09:35] CA: wwelll at least theres that

[09:38] AG: There we go. That's the spirit!

[09:38] AG: What would you do without me?

[07:12] CA: i can name a lot

[07:13] AG: It's ok, Eridan. I know it's a little em8arrassing to need someone like me around!

[07:13] AG: 8ut there's really no shame in it.

[07:18] CA: vvris wwhen are you gunna stop doin this uh

[07:18] CA: wwhatevver the fuck it is youre tryin to do right noww

[07:19] AG: I don't think you realize just how VAGUE you sound.

[07:19] AG: I really have no clue what you're talking a8out this time.

[07:45] CA: ugh wwhatevver nevvermind its not wworth tryin to talk to you about this

[07:46] AG: What is it????????

[07:46] AG: You can tell me anything!

[07:51] CA: this front youre pushin the wwhole you totally need me an the constant denial a anythin beyond that

[07:56] AG: Well you do, don't you?

[07:57] CA: no an you knoww i dont wwere not quadmates anymore wwe havvent been for fuckin months

[08:03] AG: Woooooooow.

[08:03] AG: Since when do you have to 8e in a quadrant to rely on someone else????????

[08:03] AG: And technically we were NEVER in a quadrant. Officially, anyway.

[08:06] CA: yes wwe fuckin wwere

[08:06] CA: twwice

[08:09] AG: Uuuuuuuugh.

[08:09] AG: I'm not the one 8ringing up the past here, 8uddy.

[08:16] CA: thats not wwhat this is about

[08:17] AG: I don't see why I have to have a QUADRANT with someone to CARE a8out them.

[08:18] CA: thats not wwhat youre doin youre so fuckin persistant

[08:18] AG: Are you saying I'm FLIRTING with you????????

[08:19] CA: no im sayin you should fuckin cool it because its been SWWEEPS since ivve knowwn you an youre still playin the same card you alwways havve

[08:22] AG: So what you're trying to tell me is that things have changed.

[08:22] CA: yes an youre refusin to

[08:22] AG: Honestly, I don't see ANYTHING wrong with consistency.

[08:22] AG: You're lucky I haven't changed.

[08:23] CA: vvris you mighta had a shot at shit like bein first mate hell evven CAPTAIN if you fuckin changed

[08:39] AG: Ok, so if you have such a clear idea on what qualities I should have acquired over the sweeps, go ahead. Tell me. Tell me aaaaaaaall the ways you wanted me to 8e less me.

[08:41] CA: no im not doin this forget it

[08:42] AG: No, Eridan. You have my full attention! Take advantage of it!!!!!!!!

[08:42] CA: youre just gunna deny evverythin i say theres no point

[08:44] AG: Wow, way to give up!

[08:53] CA: yeah maybe i am

[08:53] -- caligulasAcquisition [CA] ceased pestering arachnurasGall [AG] at 20:53 --

[08:54] AG: L8R.

[08:54] -- arachnurasGall [AG] ceased pestering caligulasAcquisition [CA] at 20:54 --

[arachnurasgall]

📱

[Hey. We should hang out soon. I have to show you some more awesome movies, 8ut I can’t do that if you’re always with your weird girlfriend!!!!!!!!]

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[arachnurasgall]

[07:32] -- arachnurasGall [AG] began pestering aerugoTourbillon [AT] at 19:32 --

[07:32] AG: Hey.

[07:33] AG: So I haven't seen you in like.........88888888 years.

[07:33] AT: uh... hey.

[07:33] AT: that's cuz 1've been deal1ng w1th some stuff.

[07:34] AG: Seems like a hell of a lot more than some stuff, if you ask me!

[07:34] AG: Where have you 8een?

[07:34] AT: ch1ll1n.

[07:35] AG: Ok, that's the most uninformative answer ever.

[07:36] AT: maybe that was the po1nt.

[07:39] AT: a1n't l1ke 1've seen or heard much of you e1ther.

[07:39] AT: what's that about?

[07:39] AG: I've 8een 8usy. You know Meenah? The really awesome seadweller? 8een hanging out a lot with her.

[07:41] AT: yeah, she's pretty awesome.

[07:41] AT: guess 1 can see where you got the new look from.

[07:41] AG: Isn't it gr8? She has GR8 taste.

[07:42] AT: 1 k1nda thought you had great taste too. but lol.

[07:42] AT: to each her own.

[07:42] AG: What the fuck is that????????

[07:42] AG: I have gr8 taste too.

[07:42] AG: Gr8 minds think alike. Me and Meenah.

[07:43] AT: not gonna argue w1th you there.

[07:43] AG: ::::)

[07:43] AG: That's what I thought.

[07:44] AT: swag.

[07:44] AG: Hey, we should hang out soon.

[07:45] AT: why...

[07:45] AT: 1 m1ght botch up your style.

[07:45] AG: Oh my GOD.

[07:46] AG: Don't even start.

[07:58] AT: lol... okay, but ser1ously.

[07:59] AT: k1nda 1nf1rmary bound rn.

[07:59] AG: W8, really????????

[07:59] AT: yeah.

[08:12] AG: What the fuck did you do to yourself????????

[08:13] AT: stuff and sh1t.

[08:21] AG: WOW.

[08:21] AG: THAT TELLS ME EVERYTHING!

[08:35] AT: dunno what you want me to say, doll.

[08:35] AT: 1 don't have much go1ng for me at the moment.

[08:37] AG: May8e tell me what happened????????

[08:37] AT: why.

[08:37] AT: just cuz you're ask1ng?

[08:39] AG: Yeah!

[08:40] AT: 1 don't see 1t as a good enough reason.

[08:40] AT: 1'm just here, alr1ght.

[08:47] AG: Well how much longer are you going to 8e in there?

[08:49] AT: not sure.

[08:49] AT: they gotta keep an eye on me.

[08:57] AG: That makes no fucking sense.

[08:59] AT: obv1ously 1t's for med1cal reasons.

[09:01] AG: I think it's dum8. If you don't HAVE to 8e there you shouldn't 8e!

[09:49] AT: 1'm not 1n any pos1t1on to argue w1th em unfortunately.

[09:49] AT: or you.

[09:49] AT: 1 just don't gotta just1fy myself.

[09:49] AG: I'm sure I can get them to let you go.

[09:55] AT: that's not really the po1nt...

[09:55] AT: 1'm here cuz 1 gotta be.

[09:57] AG: Do you WANT to 8e in there?

[09:57] AT: 1 guess so.

[10:15] AG: Well, can you take visitors?

[08:44] AT: techn1cally, yeah.

[08:44] AT: you want to see me?

[08:49] AG: May8e I'm a little 8ored.

[09:04] AT: nah... then aga1n. you probably have better sh1t to do.

[09:04] AT: 1t's probably not a good 1dea.

[09:04] AG: Fine, may8e I WANT to see you!

[09:23] AT: 1 won't stop you.

[09:23] AT: a1n't l1ke the 1nf1rmary ever closes 1ts doors to anybody.

[09:44] AG: Then I'm coming in!!!!!!!!

[09:48] RUFIOH: *Vriska can march into his infirmary room all she likes. Meulin had finally gotten the courage to venture outside so now, Ruf was sitting around on his own. Husktop is open on his bed and he appears to be braiding some twine for a bracelet. It's pretty obvious that he's been here for at least the two weeks since the attack of the Killer Clouns. There are simply too many of his personal effects lying around.*

[09:49] VRISKA: -And march she does, right into the room. He doesn't look very sick or injured to her, so this really makes no sense, 8ut it's o8vious she won't 8e getting any answers from him just yet.- Hey.

[09:49] RUFIOH: say h1 to sawtooth out there?

[09:50] VRISKA: Who? Oh that weird ro8ot? I kind of just waved my hand in front of its weird face to see what it would do.

[09:50] RUFIOH: he's pretty ch1ll.

[09:50] RUFIOH: *sliding a bead into place and goes back to threading*

[09:50] VRISKA: He 8etter 8e if he's a ro8ot who works in here. There are so many FRAGILE people around.

[09:51] RUFIOH: dude's got the gentle touch of f1ne craftsmansh1p.

[09:54] RUFIOH: gotta g1ve h1m props.

[09:56] VRISKA: Yeah, I GUESS. -She shrugs- So 8esides making 8racelets and shit what do you have to keep yourself occupied in here?

[09:56] RUFIOH: meul1n mostly. we're room1es.

[10:00] VRISKA: She's that........ -thinks-

[10:00] VRISKA: Yeah I have no idea who she is.

[10:05] RUFIOH: cat troll. ol1veblood.

[10:05] RUFIOH: got beat up cuz of crazy chucklevoodoo sh1t 1 th1nk.

[10:07] VRISKA: Oh, right! THAT one.

[10:11] RUFIOH: yeah. that one.

[10:12] VRISKA: You have to share a room with her????????

[10:13] RUFIOH: *frowns as he thinks back on it* 1 asked em to br1ng her 1n here.

[10:13] VRISKA: -raises an eye8row- Why

[10:13] VRISKA: ?

[10:13] RUFIOH: cuz that n1ght was k1nd of fuck1ng chaos. 1 thought she m1ght l1ke a fr1endly face when she woke up.

[10:14] VRISKA: Riiiiiiiight. Yeah, that whole thing was pretty fucked up!

[10:14] VRISKA: I didn't see you in slime snake world though.

[10:15] RUFIOH: ... *averts gaze* probably because 1 wasn't there.

[10:16] VRISKA: Yeah, a lot of people weren't.

[10:16] VRISKA: Where were you?

[10:18] RUFIOH: *seems to take his time answering, just fiddling with the strings* ...beforus.

[10:19] VRISKA: ........seriously?

[10:22] RUFIOH: yeah. *he's looking kind of ill*

[10:23] VRISKA: Like while it was still around?

[10:26] RUFIOH: no.

[10:26] RUFIOH: place was l1ke a ghost of 1tself.

[10:27] VRISKA: Ugh. Sounds dum8.

[10:28] RUFIOH: *He hadn't let himself think of about that vision but now he can't get the images out of his head.*

[10:28] RUFIOH: there were.

[10:28] RUFIOH: so many bod1es.

[10:29] VRISKA: Like, dead ones?

[10:30] RUFIOH: *he's just quiet*

[10:31] VRISKA: -She gets the picture and plops down on a chair next to his 8ed- Clowns are so fucked up.

[10:34] RUFIOH: *He's just sad deep down inside, staring down at his handiwork with a choked up feeling in his chest. Like the stale, rotten water of that river could surge up again if he just closed his eyes...*

[10:34] RUFIOH: *casually sits and disassociates for a few moments*

[10:41] VRISKA: -watches him and leans forward a little- Hey. Snap out of it.

[10:42] RUFIOH: ...1'm snapped. *Why she snap.*

[10:44] VRISKA: Cool. You were looking spacey for a second there.

[10:46] RUFIOH: just how 1 am, 1 guess.

[10:56] VRISKA: Not usually. 8ut whatever. -she leans 8ack in her chair and puts her feet on rufioh's 8ed-

[10:58] RUFIOH: lately. *goes back to threading this bracelet together*

[10:59] VRISKA: What's that 8racelet for?

[11:00] RUFIOH: m1ght g1ve 1t to meul1n.

[11:02] VRISKA: ........you like her or something?

[11:03] RUFIOH: yeah. she's a trooper... and a good fr1end.

[11:03] RUFIOH: 1 th1nk she m1ght l1ke 1t.

[11:06] VRISKA: Man, we gotta get you out of here and doing cooler things than making 8racelets!

[11:10] RUFIOH: not sure 1f 1'm feel1ng up to 1t, unfortunately.

[11:10] VRISKA: Well, EVENTUALLY.

[11:11] RUFIOH: maybe.

[11:11] VRISKA: Not FOREVER.

[11:11] RUFIOH: 1'd rather not make plans and leave you hang1n' or someth1ng.

[11:12] VRISKA: The future doesn't mean for sure plans, dum8ass.

[11:12] VRISKA: It just means SOMETIME.

[11:13] RUFIOH: fa1r enough. *nudges bead along*

[11:13] VRISKA: Yeah, exactly. Fair enough!!!!!!!!

[11:13] VRISKA: Damn str8!

[11:13] RUFIOH: gett1ng k1nd of rowdy, serket. *mutters*

[11:13] VRISKA: What's that? Wanna say that again?

[11:13] VRISKA: ::::)

[11:15] RUFIOH: you're gett1ng rowdy. serket. *enunciates those syllables.*

[11:17] VRISKA: Good. I have a reput8tion to maintain.

[11:34] RUFIOH: fuck1ng 1ncred1ble.

[11:35] VRISKA: I know I am.

[11:55] RUFIOH: maybe not 1n the way you th1nk you are but sure.

[11:55] RUFIOH: let's roll w1th that.

[11:55] VRISKA: Uuuuuuuugh. Rufioh, come on!

[11:56] RUFIOH: loud... way loud.

[12:07] VRISKA: Do we have to whisper in here or something?

[12:11] RUFIOH: no. that's all just my op1n1on.

[12:35] VRISKA: Yeah, 8ecause there's no way in hell I'm whispering.

[12:35] VRISKA: 8ut hey.

[12:35] VRISKA: I should get going.

[12:36] VRISKA: I'll 8ug you l8r, pro8a8ly.

[12:37] RUFIOH: okay... *frowns a little bit and then shrugs. Hanging out with Vriska was always pretty exhausting, even on a REGULAR day.* f1ne. whatever.

[12:37] RUFIOH: see you around...?

[12:38] VRISKA: Yeah. -she moves her feet off the 8ed and stands- 8ye, Nitram. ::::)

[12:39] VRISKA: -ADIOS-

[arachnurasgall]

🔍

1. how to manipulate your way into power

2. how to impress seadweller girlfriend

3. nicholas cage shirtless

4. why do i keep losing friends

5. pirate costumes

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[arachnurasgall]

🌺 (Roxy)

(( There is...not a lot Vriska likes about Roxy. But she GUESSES she likes her hair, and SHE GUESSES she likes that she makes Eridan happy. ))

[arachnurasgall]

🌺

(( Vriska thinks Terezi is pretty badass. She’s great to explore with, as she found out earlier. She likes that Terezi holds her own, that she’s a talented and skilled lady, that she can do whatever she puts her mind to. Vriska doesn’t spend much time with her but kind of wants to spend more time with her. ))

[arachnurasgall]

🌺 for eridan, meenah, and cronus

(( Eridan: Vriska likes that Eridan has been her friend for so long, she likes that Eridan Jr is still alive and well, she likes that he KEPT Eridan Jr around, she likes that he isn’t a coward or a pansy, she likes that he doesn’t let people push him around, she likes that he deals with her, she likes that he’s a BIG DOOFUS.

Meenah: Vriska likes Meenah. A lot. She likes hanging out with her and being with somebody who doesn’t give a fuck. Vriska likes making out with Meenah and talking with her and doing everything with her. She likes playing games with Meenah and she likes how Meenah inspired her new look. She likes everything Meenah’s about, because she’s just that cool. Vriska likes how she doesn’t care what anyone else thinks when Meenah’s around, and she likes how confident Meenah is. Vriska REALLY LIKES MEENAH. 

Cronus: Vriska kind of digs the whole asshole vibe thing Cronus has going on, she likes how she gets to be his manager, she likes that he’s ridiculously confident, she actually likes how he sticks to his guns and is stupidly stubborn, she likes that most of the time, they get along together. ))

[arachnurasgall]

🌺 (aranea)

(( Vriska likes Aranea’s whole spider vibe, she likes that they can agree about similar things, she likes how they apparently have a similar taste in guys (RUFIOH WHAT THE FUCK????????) She likes that they both appreciate the  number 8. She likes that she can kind of think of her as a sister, even if she is kind of a loser. Someone’s gotta be the cool one. ))

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[arachnurasgall]

[07:28] -- arachnurasGall [AG] began pestering chrysophilistCenticide [CC] at 19:28 --

[07:28] AG: Soooooooo.

[07:29] AG: A whole planet 8lowing up! Just getting entirely ANNIHILATED!

[07:29] AG: Kind of crazy.

[07:29] CC: yeah that shore was a thing that happened

[07:30] AG: Not gonna lie, I underestimated Alternia. I thought Europa was 8adass!!!!!!!!

[07:37] CC: p shore europas full of shrimps so im naught suprised

[07:40] AG: Hell no!!!!!!!! I grew up there. Shrimps got themselves killed!

[07:56] -- arachnurasGall [AG] is now an idle chum! --

[07:56] CC: you mean got themselves ate 38)

[08:58] AG: 8 too, I'm sure!

[09:17] CC: but yeah all i really gotta say aboat all this shit is shit suks

[09:17] CC: dunno what else i can say

[09:25] AG: Where are you from again????????

[09:29] CC: well my face is sorta from beforus im from a test tude in alternia

[09:29] CC: *tube

[09:30] AG: So you're on Team Alternia then?

[08:03] CC: team alternia

[08:03] CC: you mean like rootin for em

[08:03] AG: Yeah, sure.

 [08:04] CC: hmmmm[08:04] CC: nah

[08:04] CC: im team me

[08:05] AG: Gr8 answer!!!!!!!! I like that attitude. 

[08:08] CC: mines the only team worth bein on far as im concerned

[08:12] CC: *conchcerned

[08:17] AG: I guess yours seems pretty all right. ::::)

[08:29] CC: oh yeah just pretty aight

[08:40] AG: Yeah! ::::)

[08:41] CC: 38\

[08:41] AG: You know what would make it even 8etter????????

[09:32] CC: what

[10:04] AG: If it was OUR team.

 [11:01] CC: ehh i guess

[11:06] AG: Come on, two 8asically unstoppa8le forces together?

[11:11] CC: just sounds like youre team meenah

[11:12] AG: Team Vriska is the way to go!!!!!!!! Unless it's Team Meenah AND Vriska. Look, your name's even first!

[11:13] CC: hmm

[11:19] AG: 8n't that a DEAL?

[11:46] CC: yeaaah dunno aboat that

[11:47] AG: Uuuuuuuugh. Well, if I guess if I have to pick a team that isn't my own........

[11:47] AG: I'd pick yours.

 [11:47] CC: course you would

[11:49] AG: Just 8ecause it's the least stupid!

[11:50] CC: uh huh shore thats why

[11:54] AG: And you MIGHT 8e pretty cool.

[11:54] CC: its not a might its a definite

[11:54] AG: Fine. Definitely cool. 

[12:01] CC: 38)

[12:01] AG: ::::)

[12:17] CC: so wanna do some shit

[12:18] CC: im bored

[12:32] AG: Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!

[12:33] CC: kay

[12:35] AG: I'll come over. 

[12:36] CC: shore thing

[12:36] AG: See you soooooooon!!!!!!!! <3

[12:39] CC: you too babe

[12:49] -- arachnurasGall [AG] ceased pestering chrysophilistCenticide [CC] at 00:49 --

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[arachnurasgall]

[06:31] -- chrysophilistCenticide [CC] began pestering arachnurasGall [VRISKA:] at 18:31 --

[06:31] CC: yo

[06:31] CC: yo gill

[06:31] CC: you there serk

[06:31] AG: Hey! ::::)

[06:31] AG: I'm here.

[06:33] CC: gotta say i aint too pleased right now

[06:34] AG: Anything to do with the fact that we're off the fucking ground????????

[06:35] CC: yeeeeeeeep 38\

[06:35] CC: and NAUGHT gettin priceless treasure

[06:36] AG: It's like they didn't even give us a chance! Ugh. 8etter hope the next planet has something awesome!

[06:39] CC: yeaaah no shit

[06:39] CC: now im back to being CODDAMN-ED BOR-ED AS S)(ELL

[06:40] AG: Yeah, it sucks. 8ut the good thing is we can make plans. 8uild up a kick-ass team for treasure hunting!

[06:40] AG: No losers allowed!

[06:41] CC:: whale dont reely feel like makin no plans when we dont efin know where were goin next

[06:42] AG: Yeah. Ugh, if it's some place dum8 I will take Eridan DOWN.

[06:45] CC: seareelisly

[06:45] CC: tell me youre at least enjoyin all the shit ive been leafin you

[06:46] AG: Oh fuck yeah! Even if I have to hit the gym harder to eat all of it. Soooooooo worth it.

[06:47] CC: dam are you actually workin all it off

[06:47] AG: Most of it! What are you trying to do, fatten me up? :::;)

[06:48] CC: mebby 38;)

[06:48] CC: a lil tum nebber hurt no one

[06:48] CC: sides its fuckin adorable

[06:49] AG: I don't disappoint. I've got a liiiiiiiittle stomach. And it's fucking adora8le.

[06:50] CC: shell yes

[06:50] CC: knew my relentless assault on you with the goods would pay off

[06:51] AG: Whatever keeps you 8aking!

[06:53] CC: i got some fresh goods if youre finterested

[06:54] AG: I'll take them off your hands. No guarantees I'll eat it all now!

[06:56] CC: shore thing yo

[07:12] AG: What kind of stuff you got?

[07:17] CC: donuts an brownies this time

[07:17] CC: was tryin somfin new

[07:17] AG: DONUTS????????

[07:20] CC: dam we got a donut fan

[07:20] AG: Fuck yeah you do!

[07:21] CC: my place or yours

[07:22] AG: You can come over!

[07:23] CC: right on

[07:23] MEENAH: *AND SHE'S VERY QUICKLY OVER, with several boxes of donuts*

[07:28] VRISKA: -The door's already open, and Vriska looks excited- Hey!!!!!!!!

[07:29] VRISKA: Give me the donuts!

[07:53] MEENAH: dam someones eVRISKA:er *hands over the donut boxes* aint efin gunna invite me in first huh

[07:54] VRISKA: Nope! -She closes the door and then opens it right up VRISKA:ain with a grin.- Get your ass in here, Peixes!

[07:54] MEENAH: thats more like it *STRUTS ON IN, immediately going to make herself at hom on vriska's bed*

[07:56] VRISKA: -Goes to sit next to her with one of the 8oxes, setting it down and taking a 8ite into the first donut- FUFF.

[07:57] MEENAH: never efin made donuts but im shore they taste betta than anyfin youve ever had donutwise anywaves 38)

[07:57] VRISKA: -She swallows- Yeah! I gotta say yeah to that one.

[07:59] MEENAH: *meenah GRINS and takes a look down at vriska's tum* dawwwww *pinches it*

[07:59] VRISKA: -She swats her hand and laughs.- This 8n't some wiggler's cheeks!

[08:00] MEENAH: *SNICKERS*

[08:15] VRISKA: -Laughs with her 8ecause she can't help it.- You have a pro8lem.

[08:16] MEENAH: nah pretty shore you do

[08:16] MEENAH: dont reely know anyone who knocks em back like you do

[08:16] VRISKA: That's 8ecause I'm talented.

[08:18] MEENAH: shore are 38) *pats her tum before giving her a SMOOCH on the cheek*

[08:19] VRISKA: ::::) -side eyes her with a grin-

[08:23] MEENAH: someones lookin sly *nuzzles*

[08:23] VRISKA: I'm just thinking that may8e you're cute too. May8e.

[08:24] MEENAH: oh yeah huh

[08:32] VRISKA: Yeah. Just a little.

[08:41] MEENAH: uh huuuuh shore *pokes at her sides*

[08:43] VRISKA: -Squirms- Okay, may8e

[08:43] VRISKA: MORE than that.

[08:45] MEENAH: yeah thats what i thought

[08:48] VRISKA: So, did you miss me? That why you sending me so much stuff?

[08:48] VRISKA: you're*

[08:49] MEENAH: could be it

[08:51] VRISKA: Yeah????????

[09:09] MEENAH: yeah shore if you wanna think that

[09:10] VRISKA: I do. So it's true!

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[03:56] -- chrysophilistCenticide [CC] began pestering arachnurasGall [AG] at 15:56 --

[03:56] CC: sup

[03:57] AG: Peixes!!!!!!!!

[03:57] CC: howd you like it

[03:57] AG: Fucking delicious.

[03:57] AG: Thanks for that.

[03:57] CC: welcome

[03:58] AG: Didn't know you were the celebr8tory type. :::;)

[03:58] CC: do you even got any of that otter cake you took left

[03:58] AG: Nah. It's all gone.

[03:59] CC: dam you hungry

[03:59] AG: Girl can eat! That girl being me.

[04:00] CC: you shore can 38)

[04:00] CC: and dam its hot

[04:00] CC: wanna come over

[04:00] AG: :::;)

[04:00] AG: Yeah! I'll be over.

[04:01] CC: k ill seaya

[04:02] VRISKA: -There's nothing Vriska likes better than being in high demand. She shows up at Meenah's door with the sleeves cut off of her shirt and jacket, looking punk as ever with the new hairdo. She knocks at Meenah's door and waits.-

[04:05] MEENAH: *OPENS THE DOOR and meenah grins* 38) yo *leans in to pinch her sides and give her a welcome smooch*

[04:06] VRISKA: -Vriska kisses Meenah right back and grins in surprise at the side pinching- Hey!

[04:06] MEENAH: DAM caught me off guard

[04:06] MEENAH: *time to drag vriska in with one arm*

[04:11] VRISKA: -And in she goes- Missed me, huh?

[04:12] MEENAH: could say that

[04:12] MEENAH: also missin that gut of yours but dunno if youre ready for that again 38;)

[04:14] VRISKA: My eyes are up HERE, Meenah. -She laughs, gesturing to her eyes-

[04:15] MEENAH: *EYES ARE UP and meenah smooches vriska's nose, pulling her close*

[04:17] VRISKA: -She wraps her arms around Meenah- Like my shirt and jacket???????? I thought they were pretty badass.

[04:18] MEENAH: yeah youre reely completin the look without my kelp already

[04:19] VRISKA: What can I say? I'm a fast learner.

[04:19] MEENAH: shore are

[04:20] MEENAH: guess next we gotta give you some piercins

[04:20] VRISKA: Is that what we're doing today?

[04:20] MEENAH: pobubbly naught

[04:21] MEENAH: wasnt reely prepped so i dont got no piercins for you

[04:21] MEENAH: next time for shore

[04:22] VRISKA: Can't w8. -Actually, she can, 8ecause she knows it's going to hurt.-

[04:28] MEENAH: *leads vriska over to the couch before decaptchaing a big plate of tarts and setting it on the table in front of her* instead we gotta plan

[04:30] VRISKA: -She sits down on the couch- Plan for what?

[04:31] MEENAH: TR-EASUR-E

[04:31] VRISKA: Oh, FUCK yes!

[04:31] VRISKA: Got any leads?

[04:31] MEENAH: sorta

[04:32] MEENAH: unforktunately its on this snowplaice 38\

[04:36] VRISKA: Guess we'll just have to 8undle up! 8ecause this is TREASURE we're talking a8out!

[04:37] MEENAH: yeah gunna see if we got any of those weather suits or somfin on here

[04:38] VRISKA: Can't let some losers get what's really ours, right?

[04:55] MEENAH: yup

[04:55] MEENAH: and when we get back we gunna celebrate 38)

[04:55] MEENAH: cake booze everyfin *picks up one of the tarts and holds it to vriska's lips SEDUCTIVELY*

[04:59] VRISKA: -She takes a slow 8ite of this tart and swallows- So what kind of treasure are we looking at?

[05:00] MEENAH: dunno for shore but sounds like lost gold or somefin

[05:00] MEENAH: heard a rumor this planet didnt used to be so icy

[05:00] VRISKA: Shiiiiiiiit!

[05:00] MEENAH: *brushes a crumb off vriska's lips with her thumb*

[05:01] MEENAH: right

[05:01] MEENAH: who knows what alls here

[05:19] VRISKA: May8e we'll even find something that will make everyone wish they were us. Actually, we WILL find something that will make everyone wish they were us!

[05:22] MEENAH: shell yeah we will *moves to feed vriska the rest of that tart* hmm

[05:23] VRISKA: -Eats that tart- So wheref if af?

[05:23] VRISKA: Wheref if FOFED fo fe?

[05:24] MEENAH: wassat cant tell what youre sayin 38) *is a jerk and just pushes another tart at her*

[05:25] VRISKA: HOF OF. -Puts her hand up and swallows- Where's it at? Where's it supposed to 8e?

[05:25] MEENAH: out in the wilds somewhere

[05:26] MEENAH: naught tellin you for shore cuz naught only do i got a map but i cant have you goin without me

[05:26] VRISKA: All right, fine. We'll go together. ::::)

[05:27] MEENAH: sides who else is gunna make shore youre whale fed

[05:27] MEENAH: p shore you never ate before i came along

[05:27] MEENAH: with how you pack em back

[05:28] VRISKA: I don't usually have ACCESS to all of these!

[05:29] MEENAH: water you gunna do now that you do *another tart is flying your way*

[05:31] VRISKA: -Noms on the end of it- Eat em, I guess. Can't let them go to waste!

[05:31] MEENAH: swhat i like to hear

[05:32] MEENAH: cant let anymoby else have it either

[05:36] VRISKA: Damn str8!

[05:37] MEENAH: thats my gill 38) *SMOOCH* eat it quicker n faster than anymoby before they even get to it

[05:38] VRISKA: You're just trying to fatten me up so you can eat me!

[05:39] MEENAH: *fake gasp* dam you caught me

[05:42] VRISKA: Spiders don't get 8. Spiders do the eating. :::;)

[05:44] MEENAH: shore do *even more tart for the spider* and efin tho im gillty on the tryin to fatten you front its cuz its so coddamned cute

[05:44] MEENAH: just lookit you without a care in the world

[05:46] VRISKA: I'm fucking adora8le, yeah! -Yay, tarts. Delicious!-

[05:49] MEENAH: you so is *another smooch. She's just going to keep feeding vriska these tarts until they're ALL GONE, as long as vriska keeps eating them anyway*

[05:52] VRISKA: Hey, how come you don't eat any of these?

[05:52] VRISKA: You're missing out!

[05:53] MEENAH: a baker dont cook for them they cook for everymoby else

[05:53] MEENAH: more satfishfryin

[05:53] VRISKA: Ohhhhhhhh. Guess that makes sense.

[06:08] MEENAH: dont tell me youre feelin gillty

[06:09] VRISKA: Hell no! I 8n't guilty!

[06:13] MEENAH: good cuz im cookin all this speshell

[06:13] MEENAH: want more

[06:14] MEENAH: for snackin while we plan when were doin this and who we takin

[06:15] VRISKA: -She looks down at her stomach. It's refusing.- Not right now. May8e in a little 8it! -If she eats anymore she might feel more tired than she already is already-

[06:16] MEENAH: *pats the tart filled tum* k just holla 38)

[06:17] VRISKA: Oh, I will. ::::)

[06:17] VRISKA: So I'm down to do this like whenever.

[06:18] MEENAH: whos good to bring wholl work cheap efin free *moves so she's basically in vriskas lap, but facing her, legs straddling her hips*

[06:18] MEENAH: *BET YOU FEEL LUCKY HAVING THIS FINE SEXY FISH GIRL ALL OVER YOU, VRISKA*

[06:22] VRISKA: -Vriska's hands move to feel up her thighs to Meenah's hips. Her head tilts.- Hmmmmmmmm. May8e Latula. Maaaaaaaay8e Rufioh. Rufioh's m8sprit, may8e. Aranea would pro8a8ly come with us. W8, may8e not.

[06:29] MEENAH: *wrinkles her nose* your exs

[06:37] VRISKA: What? They're not weird a8out everything.

[06:37] VRISKA: Oh, John!

[06:39] MEENAH: kay so johncushion and windfang

[06:39] VRISKA: Yeah, them.

[06:46] MEENAH: *drums on her stomach* hmmm

[06:46] MEENAH: them two might be good enough

[06:51] VRISKA: -She leans in to kiss her once- Yeah, Aranea can get all the logistics of the place and do her math shit I don't know. Whatever her nerd self does! And John has some cool wind powers that could help.

[06:59] MEENAH: wind huh

[06:59] VRISKA: Yeah, he can fly around and mess with wind and shit.

[07:01] MEENAH: could be useful

[07:04] VRISKA: See what I mean?

[07:15] MEENAH: ill sea with my eyes soon *starts massaging the sides of her stomach*

[07:15] VRISKA: ........ -what does she mean 8y THAT-

[07:24] MEENAH: *IGNORES her silence and just gets comfy*

[07:29] VRISKA: -vriska loops her arms around meenah's neck-

[07:38] MEENAH: got any prefs for what you wanna do now we got that squared awave

[07:41] VRISKA: ::::)

[07:41] VRISKA: Maaaaaaaay8e.

[07:42] MEENAH: oh yeah huh and whats that

[07:58] VRISKA: -she gra8s meenah's shirt and grins, pulling her closer to kiss her again.- May8e some more of that.

[08:19] MEENAH: mmmm i might be down for more of that

[08:20] VRISKA: You MIGHT 8e, huh?

[08:20] VRISKA: ::::)

[08:27] MEENAH: yeah mebbe *SMOOCH*

[08:29] VRISKA: -She kisses her 8ack- It's kind of fun. -And again.- Chilling out like this.

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*vriska’s present is a box full of everything she needs for a sweet nic cage cosplay, including fake stick-on stubble. john even went to the trouble of putting authentic stains on the wife beater. the note reads: merry christmas, vriska. do it! just do it! don’t let your dreams be dreams! love, john*

[Vriska rolls her DAMN EYES, but accepts the gift nonetheless.

...and definitely tries it on in the privacy of her room. THIS IS AWESOME.]