#arbitrarily

[calamarispiderart]

nothing is right and i cant make it right and i dont know what to do to make it right but surely this cant be the right way to go about it........

[basalt-havic]

Getting posts from outside my circle to bring back to the mutuals #gatherer

[thefudge]

I love your Kendall/Shiv fics. I went from a Roman/Gerri shipper to a Roman/Lukas and Kendall/Shiv gal in S3, and I'm now so bereft of fics. The struggle is real. Thank you for putting good work out there! Any new ones on the docket?

thank you!

and omg, you need to read THIS one asap, if you haven't. it literally changed season 3 for me and opened my third eye

[fantascia]

Heya!! I was tagged by @squishy-woozi for this bg tag meme 🥺🥺

I’ll tag @dilfhakyeon @moonckyun @sichengsbimbo @showbebe @17dad @zit @ckyunies @199 @dimplesgf @uwunnie @dearesthoney and anyone else who'd like to do it!! (No pressure tho!!) 💕💕💕

[ahdriking]

ngl i have no desire to tag anything as nsfw now that i have no idea whether it’ll ping the porn patrol or not so fair warning

[glyphhunter]

Why is drawing Keith so therapeutic?

Buy me a coffee?

[doctortreklock]

Sorry (Not Really) - January 15, 2019

Part of my Resolution19. EDIT: Read it on AO3.

Prompt: “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” (x)

Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe

Words: 413

“What about a compromise?" Clint ground out as he threw himself around the corner of a building and tucked himself against the wall, hoping he'd lost his pursuers. "I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.”

"I wasn't aware that apologies were part of your skill set, Agent." Phil Coulson's voice was smooth in his ear. "I'll have to make a note to add it to your file." Clint couldn't hear the hint of a smile in his voice, so things weren't running as neatly as either of them would like, but neither was there a well-veiled tension underlying the words, so things weren't quite Budapest levels of fucked up yet.

Clint could work with that.

He was trying to slow and quiet his breathing as he sidled further down the wall into the alley, away from the corner he'd come whipping around just moments before, when a shot rang out and chips of stone went flying from the wall opposite him.

Clint bit back a curse and took another glance for possible exits before turning and taking a quick step, launching himself into the air and silently grabbing the bottom of a fire escape, easily pulling himself up with one hand, his bow gripped tightly in the other.

He'd learned grace and acrobatics in the circus and silence and shooting first as a mercenary. SHIELD had perfected all four. Thus the wounded look and "aw, boots, no" he directed towards his feet when he managed to catch the tip of one steel-toed boot on the edge of the other and promptly faceplanted on the metal grating with a loud crash were not entirely without warrant.

There was silence from everyone, as if no one - allies and foes alike - could believe that he had really just done that. Clint groaned and started hauling himself to his feet, his bow miraculously free of so much as a scratch, thank R&D's diamond-hard poly-carbon.

Clint heard shouts and footsteps as the people with guns who were chasing him drew ever nearer to his alleyway.

"Everything alright, Hawkeye?" Coulson's voice held distinct hints of laughter. It wouldn't be the first (nor the least graceful) time he'd managed to get himself in a spot of trouble by tripping over himself.

"Just fine, sir. Peachy keen," he responded breathlessly. As he scrambled to his feet and threw himself towards the ladder, he thought that at least Nat was probably having fun.

[clevercrumbish]

Tbh like I might just go. What do I even do on this site anymore that I don’t mirror elsewhere? I don’t post nsfw but I’m just getting more and more disillusioned with single-provider for-profit social networks. They’re dying, they don’t work in a greed-based economy. I’m going to keep an eye on Plume, and I guess on Pillowfort too though I really doubt they’re going to be able to match demand this soon and I’m not about going through pre-2013 tumblr teething problems again with another site. You guys know where my twitter is, and my Mastodon is octodon.social/@clevercrumbish. This hasn’t been fun in a while and I’m really just not that interested in hanging around while tumblr collapses into a white dwarf.

This is a difficult post to write. Not cause I’m sad or anything, tumblr just decided to remove the cursor from the text post field so I can’t see where I’m typing. Cause this fucking website can’t even be competent when it’s on the edge of death.