Sep 2, 2025
Why are you the first person this had me think of? (Well, after Murozond that is)
(quote from outofcontextdnd)
"I wear nothing but the finest of mageweave."
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Why are you the first person this had me think of? (Well, after Murozond that is)
(quote from outofcontextdnd)
"I wear nothing but the finest of mageweave."
Well, well, look at that. You got the Spell-Weaver to take off his clothes.
"Well, I am Medivh's apprentice after all for a reason. I'm quite talented, you know."
"Dear Khadgar, I understand there is a contention over "arcane meat," and after rigorous hours of experimentation as well as multiple existential breakdowns on why I've decided to do this to myself; recreated meat entirely off of using arcane to conjure DNA of an albino mouse. I replicated this process enough times to gather enough genetic material to then actively make a mouse essentially from scratch. It was not asked of me, and frankly I don't know why I did it.
In deep regret,
Doctor Sinalba."
"P.S. "Would you happen to want a fully living breathing artificial arcane rat?"
Khadgar stares at the letter for a solid hour, before sending back a short reply. "Yes." He opted to pretend that the arcane meat fiasco had not spawned this particular mouse. Perhaps, it may also thrive in Karazhan.
ARCANE MEAT IS REAL
"NO IT ABSOLUTELY IS NOT."
“ ‘Ot dogs’re tacos, tacos’re sandwiches, PIZZA’s a sandwich, an’ salad’s a soup.” Gin says this all with a straight face and no evidence of fireweed. She will die on this hill.
".....Gin."
Considering recent.. revelations, hotdogs being pastries raises the bar from "if" they could be conjured to "they can and perhaps even should be conjured at a moment's notice."
... For the sake of discovery, of course.
".....I'm not conjuring a mountain of hot dogs."
If mini hotdogs could be conjured in place of any pastry, hypothetically, would that not make them arcane meat?
THE LONGEST SIGH AS HE STARES AT THE MESSAGE. "....In the event that someone conjured hotdogs...it would be...arcane meat."
Character shaming label: stole the mana cookies
"I would NEVER - ....I can't lie. Yes, I might have partaken in a cookie or two. Or. All. I took all of them."