Keeper of the Eternal Watch

Grand Magus and Archmage of the Kirin Tor, Supreme Commander of the Alliance Expedition, Handsome Mage;  If I'm following you and you're not WoW related, it's because YYOU'RE RAD and my side blogs can't follow. 

[archmage--khadgar]

HENLO

((If you’re a Final Fantasy blog wondering why the fook a WoW rp account is following you; it’s because my FFXIV account is a sideblog and thus, can’t follow.  Displaced Archon on both twitter and tumblr!))

[necromanticsoul]

Go ahead, make your OC the sibling/child/friend/whatever of an important canon character. Ship your OC with a canon character. Its fandom, its posts on social media/fanfic/fan art. Go for it, have fun, make up your own headcanons.

We're all just here to have fun.

[archmage--khadgar]

Item: The Scream Rarity: ⏶ Common

What is the scariest game you've ever played?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

((This snake game is cracking me up.)) ((That's also a good question because I didn't grow up playing games so I missed almost all of the horror scary games stuff. Uhhhhh. Hrm.)) ((I think Slenderman is the only thing that counts?))

[archmage--khadgar]

((It todays episode of "Ways I am just too much like Khadgar", I discovered that both of my knee caps don't have the nice little groove they're supposed to have that helps keep them in place and so I will eventually need surgery on both of my knees.)) ((I can't use crutches, so hopefully they'll. Give me a wheelchair or something LMFAO.)) ((If he gets one, apparently so does the mun, as a treat.))

[bgm05]

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

[bgm05]

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

[thediscossessed]

Literally this

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

[archmage--khadgar]

Alright, watching this one now I think my brain was on to something with the bit about Medivh: youtube. com /shorts/w41ZPiRaDi0

This feels like something he'd do (khadgar too, lbr) , what do you think?

((100%))

[archmage--khadgar]

(I have to inform you I finally watched the Warcraft movie... And my brain insists still that Medivh's portrayed by Alasdair Beckett-King)

(Fuck yeah love that mooovie!) (ALSO THAT'S HILARIOUS LMFAO)

[archmage--khadgar]

(Finnaly catching up with TWW, and seeing Khadgar called "Uncle Khadgar" made me clutch my chest and WHEEEEEEZE AAUUGHDHJKD SO PRECIOUS>))

[archmage--khadgar]

(( I wasn't making much from commissions, but between them and the occasional donation I was enough to pay medical loan bill stuff every month and get a treat every so often. But my hands are so irreparably janked and my insides are too damaged from painkillers that I won't really be able to take on commissions enough for a steady income going forward. I should be on disability but my doctor would rather bellyache than help. I have no idea what to do.))

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price and Boris Karloff wizard duel to the death - The Raven (1963) dir. Roger Corman

[meltingpenguins]

@archmage--khadgar

[archmage--khadgar]

((Khadgar and Medivh coded PFFFT))

[archmage--khadgar]

((I'm not dead I swear, just a lot of health issues and the basement flooded and other wild craziness. ))

[samlickereightyone]

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

[samlickereightyone]

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

[helloitsbees]

[archmage--khadgar]

((If you want to feel old, I started this blog 10 years ago. HEEHOO))

[archmage--khadgar]

Why are you the first person this had me think of? (Well, after Murozond that is)

(quote from outofcontextdnd)

"I wear nothing but the finest of mageweave."

[archmage--khadgar]

Well, well, look at that. You got the Spell-Weaver to take off his clothes.

"Well, I am Medivh's apprentice after all for a reason. I'm quite talented, you know."

[archmage--khadgar]

"Dear Khadgar, I understand there is a contention over "arcane meat," and after rigorous hours of experimentation as well as multiple existential breakdowns on why I've decided to do this to myself; recreated meat entirely off of using arcane to conjure DNA of an albino mouse. I replicated this process enough times to gather enough genetic material to then actively make a mouse essentially from scratch. It was not asked of me, and frankly I don't know why I did it.

In deep regret,

Doctor Sinalba."

"P.S. "Would you happen to want a fully living breathing artificial arcane rat?"

Khadgar stares at the letter for a solid hour, before sending back a short reply. "Yes." He opted to pretend that the arcane meat fiasco had not spawned this particular mouse. Perhaps, it may also thrive in Karazhan.

[archmage--khadgar]

“ ‘Ot dogs’re tacos, tacos’re sandwiches, PIZZA’s a sandwich, an’ salad’s a soup.” Gin says this all with a straight face and no evidence of fireweed. She will die on this hill.

".....Gin."

[drunkenworgen]

"Khadgar," she replies in the same tone, smirking at him.

( @archmage--khadgar )

[archmage--khadgar]

"Why are you like this."

[drunkenworgen]

"D'ya prefer th'list alphabetically or chronologically? 'Cause Aren 'as both ways. An' 'm sure a secret third way."

( @archmage--khadgar, @areniaagn )

[archmage--khadgar]

"That only reaffirms my original question."