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[cowboyhudsons]

[ejzah]

A/N: Arkady has questions. Deeks has regrets.

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Arkady: Deeks, I must ask you a question.

Deeks, automatically: No, I can’t get you released from prison if you do something illegal.

Arkady, offended: That is not my question! Always with the suspicion. You think I cannot be reformed?

Deeks, lifting a hand: My deepest apologies. I’m probably going to regret this, but I’m all ears.

Arkady, gratefully: Thank you, Marty. This is about your dear mother.

Deeks: Of course it is. By all means, continue.

Arkady: You know I feel…deep affection for my Berta. She is cunning like fox, alluring like the black widow, and strong like the bull—

Deeks: Oh here we go. You really thought the best comparison was a bull?

Arkady: I was not finished.

Deeks, quickly losing his patience: Arkady, I have limited time before my twin one year olds wake up, get to the point.

Arkady: Your mother is passionate and complex woman. She has many needs and perhaps I find with age that the…mm, stamina is not so good. *Deeks looks horrifed* Well, these things were much easier when I was young man.

Deeks, shaking his head: This is somehow both worse and not nearly as terrible as I imagined.

Arkady, barreling on: What tricks do you and Kensi use in the bedroom? We have tried role play, but your mother is far too rough.

Deeks, sharply: Get out of my house!

Arkady, once again offended: You have always been rude boy. This is why you only have one wife.

[ncisla-source]

NCIS: LOS ANGELES (2009 - 2023) Season 14, Episode 20: New Beginnings, Part 1

[liar-or-lawyer]

[romancemedia]

Callen and Anna finally get married (14x21)

[glenncoco4]

Now I’m suddenly remembering that comment about Arkady wishing Kensi was his daughter. 😂

[chicgeekgirl89]

IF THERE IS A GOD HE WILL LET US HAVE ARKADY OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. I AM BEGGING. PLEASE. PLEASE!!!!!

[wanna-be-bold]

Arkady being called Mr Smirnoff Ice 🤣🤣🤣