Jun 26
🤣🤣😭 I love when we saw his personality in TV appearances without him having to worry about PR & people being so damn sensitive.
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🤣🤣😭 I love when we saw his personality in TV appearances without him having to worry about PR & people being so damn sensitive.
vulcan real big on the whole IDIC thing like does this suddenly not apply when someone’s biracial man spock’s childhood SUCKED
ridiculous sentence prompts
it’s my birthday guys, have some random sentence prompts
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- “we’re only engaged because you didn’t want to correct your grandmother!”
- “yes, i am sure the hostage situation would go way better if the taker and negotiator weren’t divorced”
- “you cannot challenge a prince to a fistfight at a diplomatic event”
- “I THOUGHT THIS WAS MY HOUSE!”
- “we’ve been banned from three countries now, what the fuck are we doing wrong?”
- “i thought the dragon was supposed to be the big problem here”
- “you faked your death for WHAT?”
- “i’m starting to think that ‘trust me’ shouldn’t be the foundation of our relationship”
- “why is there a horse in our hotel room?”
- “you were significantly more attractive before you opened your mouth”
- “i can’t believe my soulmate got me banned from the library”
- “yeah the wedding was fake, but the certificate was really fucking real!”
- “you are the worst bodyguard in history”
- “i thought you were joking when you said you had enemies”
- “you know, there are easier ways to ask people on a date and committing light treason”
- “in my defence, i genuinely thought the cursed sword was decorative”
- “we’ve known each other three days and already have matching mugshots”
- “i was prepped for so much today, but finding you in my wardrobe was not one of them”
- “the apocalypse started yesterday and you’re choosing NOW to tell me that you love me?”
- “i regret to inform you that we’ve accidentally started a cult”
- “STOP ADOPTING THINGS!”
- “this is not how custody battles work and that is DEFINITELY not our child!”
- “you can’t solve every problem with arson”
- “i can explain why i’m covered in blood but you’re not going to like it”
- “no we are not stealing a penguin”
- “the mission briefing specifically said not to flirt with anyone”
- “for legal reasons, we were never here”
- “we’re not technically fugitives”
- “that depends entirely on what you’re strict definition of kidnapping is”
ah yes let's have the almost 10 year painful slow burn end in rejection and have one side of that end up with the girl who was raised captive in a lab instead of giving her the healthy support system she actually needs
does everyone see how silly that is
do you see the sheer ridiculousness in the endgame that so many people so desperately want? hope this helps!
Anyone else remember the time when Ian and Anthony were on Ridiculousness because I remembered just now
A/N: Is Arkady staying out of trouble for a change?
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Arkady, hurrying over to Deeks in panic: Deeks you must help me.
Deeks, sighing: Those are not the words I want to hear at my twins’ birthday party.
Arkady: This is not a laughing matter. See that woman there?
Deeks, looking: Mrs. Cooper?
Arkady, nodding: Yes, she has accosted me all day. She starts with compliments and now she wants me to go to her tennis club for lunch.
Deeks, arching an eyebrow: Wait a second. My mother-in-law’s friend is flirting with you.
Arkady: Da. It is becoming unbearable.
Deeks: Arkady, I’ve never known flirting to be an issue for you.
Arkady, puffing out his chest: That was before. Now I am promised to your mother, my dear Roberta. I shall not betray her.
Deeks: That’s surprisingly touching. *he glances back at Mrs. Cooper, who is watching Arkady with interest* Oh yeah, she is giving you that come hither look. Why don’t you just tell her you’re unavailable.
Arkady: I did. She would not listen. I fear what will happen if your mother should find out. Please, Martin, for me.
Deeks,sighing: Alright, for the sake of your relationship. God, I cannot believe those are real works I just said.
Arkady, smiling: Thank you. You are good boy.
i cannot draw yet i persist